Front: Happy Birthday.
Back: Holy fuck, you’re old.
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Front: Every year on this day, we celebrate your birth.
Back: And I’m getting sick of it.
Front: For your birthday lets do something special.
Back: Sex with strangers is special, right?
Front: No birthday gift could express my true feelings for you.
Back: Except, maybe, a pile of crap.