Fuck
MALLS WILL BLEED YOU DRY
Front: Time to go shopping. Back: This fucking sucks.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Time to go shopping.
Back: This fucking sucks.
HAPPY WHATEVER
Front: Happy Holidays. Back: Or whatever the fuck we're supposed to say not to be offensive.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy Holidays.
Back: Or whatever the fuck we’re supposed to say not to be offensive.
CUTIE PATOOTIE
Front: Congrats on the new baby. Back: It's pretty fucking cute.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congrats on the new baby.
Back: It’s pretty fucking cute.
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS
Front: Merry fucking Christmas. Back:$3.00 Add to cartFront: Merry fucking Christmas.
Back:
NO ONE BETTER
Front: You made me the person I am today. Back: Good job. I'm fucking awesome.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You made me the person I am today.
Back: Good job. I’m fucking awesome.
THAT FUCKER BE TOUGH
Front: You'll get through this.
Back: You're a tough motherfucker.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’ll get through this.
Back: You’re a tough motherfucker.
