Friendship
PENIS POWER
Front: Have you heard the news?
Back: My penis is awesome.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Have you heard the news?
Back: My penis is awesome.
DONKEY SEX FUN TIME
Front: Let's pin the tail on the donkey.
Back: Then we'll watch it have sex with a hooker.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Let’s pin the tail on the donkey.
Back: Then we’ll watch it have sex with a hooker.
CALL ME CALL ME CALL ME
Front: Hey friend.
Back: Did you lose my number? Jerk.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Hey friend.
Back: Did you lose my number? Jerk.
RAD BAD SAD FAD
Front: I'm glad we get along.
Back: But how could we not? We're fucking rad.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I’m glad we get along.
Back: But how could we not? We’re fucking rad.
HIGHLY OVERRATED
Front: Everyone loves you.
Back: I don't know why.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Everyone loves you.
Back: I don’t know why.
FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS
Front: You're like family to me.
Back: But that doesn't stop me from wanting to bang you.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’re like family to me.
Back: But that doesn’t stop me from wanting to bang you.
DONKEY LOVERS
Front: I enjoy spending time with you.
Back: It feels good to do charity work.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I enjoy spending time with you.
Back: It feels good to do charity work.
PART TIME FRIEND
Front: You are so fun to be around.
Back: Most of the time anyway.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You are so fun to be around.
Back: Most of the time anyway.
MOM I’D LIKE TO FUCK
Front: I don't know what I'd do without you.
Back: I'd probably start fucking your mom.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I don’t know what I’d do without you.
Back: I’d probably start fucking your mom.
VAGINA POWER
Front: Have you heard the news?
Back: My vagina is awesome.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Have you heard the news?
Back: My vagina is awesome.
FREAK SHOW
Front: I've never met anyone quite like you.
Back: And I hope I never have to again. Freak.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I’ve never met anyone quite like you.
Back: And I hope I never have to again. Freak.
SUBLIME STONER
Front: We should hang out more often.
Back: So put down the bong and let's get together.$5.00 Add to cartFront: We should hang out more often.
Back: So put down the bong and let’s get together.
HAMBURGER DISCO
Front: Remember that game spin the bottle?
Back: If my spin pointed to you I'd barf.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Remember that game spin the bottle?
Back: If my spin pointed to you I’d barf.
FIBRE MANIPULATOR
Front: Hey friend.
Back: Fuck off.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Hey friend.
Back: Fuck off.
PRETTY PENNIE
Front: You're smile makes me smile.
Back: Cuz you look like a fucking goof.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’re smile makes me smile.
Back: Cuz you look like a fucking goof.
BLACK DROP
Front: I couldn't ask for a friend better than you.
Back: Believe me. I've tried.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I couldn’t ask for a friend better than you.
Back: Believe me. I’ve tried.
DRU’S IDENTITY
Front: You've given me a lot of great advice over the years.
Back: Now here's a piece for you, stop telling me what to do.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’ve given me a lot of great advice over the years.
Back: Now here’s a piece for you, stop telling me what to do.
