Friendship
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OUT AND PROUD
Front:Â Congratulations on coming out. Inside:Â I'm fucking proud of you.$5.00 Add to cartFront:Â Congratulations on coming out.
Inside:Â I’m fucking proud of you. -
PRIDE BOT
Front:Â Love who you wanna love. Inside:Â I really don't give a shit.$5.00 Add to cartFront:Â Love who you wanna love.
Inside:Â I really don’t give a shit. -
UNDERWEAR DON’T CARE
Front:Â You're the best. Inside:Â No matter what's in those undies.$5.00 Add to cartFront:Â You’re the best.
Inside:Â No matter what’s in those undies. -
SAME OLD JERK
Front:Â New name. New pronoun. Inside:Â Same old jerk on the inside.$5.00 Add to cartFront:Â New name. New pronoun.
Inside:Â Same old jerk on the inside. -
PENIS POWER
Front: Have you heard the news? Back: My penis is awesome.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Have you heard the news?
Back: My penis is awesome. -
DONKEY SEX FUN TIME
Front: Let's pin the tail on the donkey. Back: Then we'll watch it have sex with a hooker.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Let’s pin the tail on the donkey.
Back: Then we’ll watch it have sex with a hooker. -
CALL ME CALL ME CALL ME
Front: Hey friend. Back: Did you lose my number? Jerk.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Hey friend.
Back: Did you lose my number? Jerk. -
RAD BAD SAD FAD
Front: I'm glad we get along. Back: But how could we not? We're fucking rad.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I’m glad we get along.
Back: But how could we not? We’re fucking rad. -
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HIGHLY OVERRATED
Front: Everyone loves you. Back: I don't know why.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Everyone loves you.
Back: I don’t know why. -
FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS
Front: You're like family to me. Back: But that doesn't stop me from wanting to bang you.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’re like family to me.
Back: But that doesn’t stop me from wanting to bang you. -
DONKEY LOVERS
Front: I enjoy spending time with you. Back: It feels good to do charity work.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I enjoy spending time with you.
Back: It feels good to do charity work. -
PART TIME FRIEND
Front: You are so fun to be around. Back: Most of the time anyway.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You are so fun to be around.
Back: Most of the time anyway. -
MOM I’D LIKE TO FUCK
Front: I don't know what I'd do without you. Back: I'd probably start fucking your mom.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I don’t know what I’d do without you.
Back: I’d probably start fucking your mom. -
VAGINA POWER
Front: Have you heard the news? Back: My vagina is awesome.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Have you heard the news?
Back: My vagina is awesome. -
FREAK SHOW
Front: I've never met anyone quite like you. Back: And I hope I never have to again. Freak.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I’ve never met anyone quite like you.
Back: And I hope I never have to again. Freak. -
SUBLIME STONER
Front: We should hang out more often. Back: So put down the bong and let's get together.$5.00 Add to cartFront: We should hang out more often.
Back: So put down the bong and let’s get together. -
HAMBURGER DISCO
Front: Remember that game spin the bottle? Back: If my spin pointed to you I'd barf.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Remember that game spin the bottle?
Back: If my spin pointed to you I’d barf.