Father's Day
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LOW LEVEL POSITION
CardsFront: You are a fantastic dad. Inside: It's a shit job, but you're great at it.$5.50 -
DEAD OR ALIVE
CardsFront: Happy Father's Day. Inside: Thanks for all the shit you did to keep me alive.$5.50 -
NOT YOUR SPERM
CardsFront: You're like a dad to me. Inside: I didn't spawn from your seed, but I know you love me.$5.50 -
SNIP SNIP TIME
CardsFront: You are a great husband and father. Inside: But it's time for the snip-snip$5.50 -
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BAD DADDY
Father's DayFront: Congratulations on your first Father's Day. Inside: You're doing a terrible job.$5.00$1.00 -
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NEVER REGRET
Father's DayFront: It's your first Father's Day. Inside: Regretting it yet?$5.00$1.00 -
LITTLE BRAT
Father's DayFront: Since it's your first Father's Day I thought I'd get you a card. Inside: We both know your little brat won't get you anything.$5.00$1.00 -
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LOSER ALERT
CardsFront: You deserve a wonderful Father's Day. Back: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.$5.00 -
ASS PAIN
CardsFront: Father's Day is different now that I'm a parent. Back: Now I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.$5.00 -
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MAKE ME A SANDWICH
CardsFront: You are an excellent father and husband. Back: Though your cooking sucks.$5.00 -
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BACK OFF PRICK
CardsFront: You're the best dad ever. Back: Even if you won't get off my back.$5.00 -
YOU’RE NOT MY DAD
CardsFront: Father-in-laws deserve cards too. Back: Though I don't know why. You didn't raise me.$5.00 -
FATHER BY MARRIAGE
CardsFront: You're the best father-in-law ever. Back: Just kidding. I hate you.$5.00 -
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OLD AGE HOME
CardsFront: Let's make this the best Father's Day ever. Back: Because next year I'm putting you in a home.$5.00 -
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EVERYBODY FARTS
CardsFront: Dad, you taught me life's most important lesson. Back: When I fart I blame it on someone else.$5.50 -
I HATE MYSELF
CardsFront: Thanks dad. You really made me the person I am today. Back: I hate myself.$5.00
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LOW LEVEL POSITION
CardsFront: You are a fantastic dad. Inside: It's a shit job, but you're great at it.$5.50 -
DEAD OR ALIVE
CardsFront: Happy Father's Day. Inside: Thanks for all the shit you did to keep me alive.$5.50 -
NOT YOUR SPERM
CardsFront: You're like a dad to me. Inside: I didn't spawn from your seed, but I know you love me.$5.50 -
SNIP SNIP TIME
CardsFront: You are a great husband and father. Inside: But it's time for the snip-snip$5.50 -
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BAD DADDY
Father's DayFront: Congratulations on your first Father's Day. Inside: You're doing a terrible job.$5.00$1.00 -
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NEVER REGRET
Father's DayFront: It's your first Father's Day. Inside: Regretting it yet?$5.00$1.00 -
LITTLE BRAT
Father's DayFront: Since it's your first Father's Day I thought I'd get you a card. Inside: We both know your little brat won't get you anything.$5.00$1.00 -
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LOSER ALERT
CardsFront: You deserve a wonderful Father's Day. Back: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.$5.00 -
ASS PAIN
CardsFront: Father's Day is different now that I'm a parent. Back: Now I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.$5.00 -
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MAKE ME A SANDWICH
CardsFront: You are an excellent father and husband. Back: Though your cooking sucks.$5.00 -
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BACK OFF PRICK
CardsFront: You're the best dad ever. Back: Even if you won't get off my back.$5.00 -
YOU’RE NOT MY DAD
CardsFront: Father-in-laws deserve cards too. Back: Though I don't know why. You didn't raise me.$5.00 -
FATHER BY MARRIAGE
CardsFront: You're the best father-in-law ever. Back: Just kidding. I hate you.$5.00 -
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OLD AGE HOME
CardsFront: Let's make this the best Father's Day ever. Back: Because next year I'm putting you in a home.$5.00 -
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EVERYBODY FARTS
CardsFront: Dad, you taught me life's most important lesson. Back: When I fart I blame it on someone else.$5.50 -
I HATE MYSELF
CardsFront: Thanks dad. You really made me the person I am today. Back: I hate myself.$5.00
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