Front: Today is all about you dad.
Inside: You self-entitled jerk.
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Inside: I knew you couldn’t keep your panties on.
Front: It’s your anniversary.
Inside: But who the fuck cares? (besides you two)
Front: Happy Anniversary.
Inside: Let’s have sex. Please.