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Front: Today is all about you mom. Back: You self-entitled witch.
Front: Today is all about you dad. Back: You self-entitled jerk.
Front: Time to go shopping. Back: This fucking sucks.
Front: You haven’t aged a day since we met. Back: But you looked old back then.
Front: How exciting. Back: You aren’t shooting blanks.
Front: Happy Mother’s Day. Back: Admit it. I’m your favourite.
Front: We’re so lucky we found each other. Back: I almost swiped left.
Front: Congrats on your new place. Back: Are you sure you can afford it?
Front: Good luck. You can do it. Back: If not, you suck.
Front: Happy Father’s Day. Back: Admit it. I’m your favourite.
Front: It’s party time. Back: Where my bitches at?
Front: Congrats. Back: You think you’re better than me?
Front: Let’s go to the north pole. Back: I hear the orgies are insane.
Front: I waited up all night to see Santa. Back: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.
Front: May all your birthday wishes come true. Back: You fucking pervert.
Front: You always throw the best birthday parties. Back: Is it to make up for your small penis?
Front: Our love is forever. Back: But if you die first, I will move on.