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ALL ABOUT YOU MOM
Front: Today is all about you mom. Back: You self-entitled witch.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Today is all about you mom.
Back: You self-entitled witch.
ALL ABOUT YOU DAD
Front: Today is all about you dad. Back: You self-entitled jerk.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Today is all about you dad.
Back: You self-entitled jerk.
MALLS WILL BLEED YOU DRY
Front: Time to go shopping. Back: This fucking sucks.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Time to go shopping.
Back: This fucking sucks.
NOT AN AGELESS BEAUTY
Front: You haven't aged a day since we met. Back: But you looked old back then.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You haven’t aged a day since we met.
Back: But you looked old back then.
BIG BANG BABY
Front: How exciting. Back: You aren't shooting blanks.$5.00 Add to cartFront: How exciting.
Back: You aren’t shooting blanks.
PLAYING FAVOURITES
Front: Happy Mother's Day. Back: Admit it. I'm your favourite.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy Mother’s Day.
Back: Admit it. I’m your favourite.
LEFT OR RIGHT
Front: We're so lucky we found each other. Back: I almost swiped left.$5.00 Add to cartFront: We’re so lucky we found each other.
Back: I almost swiped left.
INDEPENDENT PENGUIN
Front: Congrats on your new place. Back: Are you sure you can afford it?$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congrats on your new place.
Back: Are you sure you can afford it?
SUCK MY BLUE BALLS
Front: Good luck. You can do it. Back: If not, you suck.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Good luck. You can do it.
Back: If not, you suck.
PLAYING FAVOURITES
Front: Happy Father's Day. Back: Admit it. I'm your favourite.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy Father’s Day.
Back: Admit it. I’m your favourite.
BITCH PARTY
Front: It's party time. Back: Where my bitches at?$5.00 Add to cartFront: It’s party time.
Back: Where my bitches at?
I’M BETTER THAN YOU
Front: Congrats. Back: You think you're better than me?$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congrats.
Back: You think you’re better than me?
FUCK FEST
Front: Let's go to the north pole. Back: I hear the orgies are insane.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Let’s go to the north pole.
Back: I hear the orgies are insane.
HO HO HO
Front: I waited up all night to see Santa. Back: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I waited up all night to see Santa.
Back: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.
DIRTY DREAMS
Front: May all your birthday wishes come true. Back: You fucking pervert.$5.00 Add to cartFront: May all your birthday wishes come true.
Back: You fucking pervert.
SMALL PENIS
Front: You always throw the best birthday parties. Back: Is it to make up for your small penis?$5.00 Add to cartFront: You always throw the best birthday parties.
Back: Is it to make up for your small penis?
TILL DEATH DO US PART
Front: Our love is forever. Back: But if you die first, I will move on.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Our love is forever.
Back: But if you die first, I will move on.
