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NOT AN AGELESS BEAUTY
BirthdayFront: You haven't aged a day since we met. Inside: But you looked old back then.$5.00 -
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INDEPENDENT PENGUIN
CardsFront: Congrats on your new place. Back: Are you sure you can afford it?$5.00 -
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HO HO HO
CardsFront: I waited up all night to see Santa. Back: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.$5.00 -
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SMALL PENIS
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TILL DEATH DO US PART
AnniversaryFront: Our love is forever. Inside: But if you die first, I will move on.$5.00
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HIPPIE DIPPIE BOLOGNA
CardsFront: Have you picked out your Christmas tree? Inside: Or are you one of those tree-loving hippies?$5.00 -
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NOT AN AGELESS BEAUTY
BirthdayFront: You haven't aged a day since we met. Inside: But you looked old back then.$5.00 -
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INDEPENDENT PENGUIN
CardsFront: Congrats on your new place. Back: Are you sure you can afford it?$5.00 -
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HO HO HO
CardsFront: I waited up all night to see Santa. Back: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.$5.00 -
DIRTY DREAMS
BirthdayFront: May all your birthday wishes come true. Inside: You fucking pervert.$5.00 -
SMALL PENIS
BirthdayFront: You always throw the best birthday parties. Inside: Is it to make up for your small penis?$5.00 -
TILL DEATH DO US PART
AnniversaryFront: Our love is forever. Inside: But if you die first, I will move on.$5.00
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