THE EVOLUTION OF OUR OFFICE
January 26, 2026
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BirthdayFront: I love it when you open a birthday card and money falls out. Inside: Too bad for you, I’m a tightwad.$5.95 -
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WeddingFront: Congratulations on the engagement. Inside: Skip the bullshit wedding and head to city hall.$5.95 -
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StickersThis vinyl sticker sheet measures 10.2cm x 15.2cm and contains 5 stickers in various sizes. It has an easy peel backing and is waterproof (meaning you can stick it on your favourite water bottle and not worry about putting it in the dishwasher).$6.00 -
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BirthdayInside: 3. Go out of your way to purchase them a birthday card in advance. Write a message, sign your name and mail or hand deliver the card to the birthday person. (Yes, this piece of paper that you spent money on will end up getting tossed, but the birthday person will know that, without a doubt, you are better than the folks that only did #1 or #2.)$5.95 -
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StickersThis vinyl sticker measures approximately 7cm x 6.7cm. It has an easy peel backing and is waterproof (meaning you can stick it on your favourite water bottle and not worry about putting it in the dishwasher).$3.00 -
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ChristmasFront: Have you picked out your Christmas tree? Inside: Or are you one of those tree-loving hippies?$5.95 -
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Father's DayFront: Today is all about you dad. Inside: You self-entitled jerk.$5.00 -
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BirthdayFront: You haven't aged a day since we met. Inside: But you looked old back then.$5.95 -
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Mother's DayFront: Happy Mother's Day. Inside: Admit it. I'm your favourite.$5.95 -
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AnniversaryFront: We're so lucky we found each other. Inside: I almost swiped left.$5.95 -
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New HomeFront: Congrats on your new place. Back: Are you sure you can afford it?$5.95 -
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Quick ViewPLAYING FAVOURITES
Father's DayFront: Happy Father's Day. Back: Admit it. I'm your favourite.$5.00 -
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ChristmasFront: I waited up all night to see Santa. Inside: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.$5.00 -
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BirthdayFront: May all your birthday wishes come true. Inside: You fucking pervert.$5.95 -
Quick ViewSMALL PENIS
BirthdayFront: You always throw the best birthday parties. Inside: Is it to make up for your small penis?$5.95
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HotQuick View
TIGHTWAD OF CASH
BirthdayFront: I love it when you open a birthday card and money falls out. Inside: Too bad for you, I’m a tightwad.$5.95 -
HotQuick View
WASTE OF MONEY
WeddingFront: Congratulations on the engagement. Inside: Skip the bullshit wedding and head to city hall.$5.95 -
Quick View
STICKER SHEET
StickersThis vinyl sticker sheet measures 10.2cm x 15.2cm and contains 5 stickers in various sizes. It has an easy peel backing and is waterproof (meaning you can stick it on your favourite water bottle and not worry about putting it in the dishwasher).$6.00 -
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SNAIL MAIL IS THE BEST
BirthdayInside: 3. Go out of your way to purchase them a birthday card in advance. Write a message, sign your name and mail or hand deliver the card to the birthday person. (Yes, this piece of paper that you spent money on will end up getting tossed, but the birthday person will know that, without a doubt, you are better than the folks that only did #1 or #2.)$5.95 -
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HEY NUMBNUTS STICKER
StickersThis vinyl sticker measures approximately 7cm x 6.7cm. It has an easy peel backing and is waterproof (meaning you can stick it on your favourite water bottle and not worry about putting it in the dishwasher).$3.00 -
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HIPPIE DIPPIE BOLOGNA
ChristmasFront: Have you picked out your Christmas tree? Inside: Or are you one of those tree-loving hippies?$5.95 -
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ALL ABOUT YOU DAD
Father's DayFront: Today is all about you dad. Inside: You self-entitled jerk.$5.00 -
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NOT AN AGELESS BEAUTY
BirthdayFront: You haven't aged a day since we met. Inside: But you looked old back then.$5.95 -
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PLAYING FAVOURITES
Mother's DayFront: Happy Mother's Day. Inside: Admit it. I'm your favourite.$5.95 -
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LEFT OR RIGHT
AnniversaryFront: We're so lucky we found each other. Inside: I almost swiped left.$5.95 -
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INDEPENDENT PENGUIN
New HomeFront: Congrats on your new place. Back: Are you sure you can afford it?$5.95 -
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PLAYING FAVOURITES
Father's DayFront: Happy Father's Day. Back: Admit it. I'm your favourite.$5.00 -
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HO HO HO
ChristmasFront: I waited up all night to see Santa. Inside: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.$5.00 -
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DIRTY DREAMS
BirthdayFront: May all your birthday wishes come true. Inside: You fucking pervert.$5.95 -
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SMALL PENIS
BirthdayFront: You always throw the best birthday parties. Inside: Is it to make up for your small penis?$5.95
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