Front: May all your birthday wishes come true.
Back: You fucking pervert.
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Front: It’s your birthday.
Back: But don’t expect special treatment, I don’t like you that much.
Front: Happy Birthday.
Back: Holy fuck, you’re old.
Front: I got you the best birthday gift ever.
Inside: But you don’t deserve the best. So I kept it.