Front: May all your birthday wishes come true.
Back: You fucking pervert.
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Front: For your birthday I wanted to get you something really great.
Back: But then I remembered that you’re a jerk.
Front: Happy Birthday.
Front: Today is a special day to celebrate your life.
Back: Too bad your life sucks.