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Front: You finished school.
Inside: Now what?
Front: You graduated.
Inside: I though you could only think with your penis.
Front: I’m proud of you.
Inside: But then again, what kind of moron can’t graduate?
Back: Hope it wasn’t a waste of tuition.
Front: Put on your cap and gown.
Back: And let’s get this shit over with.
Front: As you go into life after graduation, remember one thing.
Back: No one likes a smartass.
Back: So you don’t have shit for brains.
Front: We’re so proud of you.
Back: Now you know the drill. Start packing.
Back: I guess you’re not an idiot after all.
Back: Took you long enough.
Front: Congratulations on graduating.
Front: Celebrate this day.
Back: It only goes downhill from here.
Front: You’ve officially graduated.
Back: It’s about fucking time.