Mother's Day
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LOSER ALERT
Front: You deserve a wonderful Mother's Day.
Back: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You deserve a wonderful Mother’s Day.
Back: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.
ASS PAIN
Front: Mother's Day is different now that I'm a parent.
Back: Not I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Mother’s Day is different now that I’m a parent.
Back: Not I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.
CAN’T CUT THE CORD
Front: Mom.
Back: Cut the cord already.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Mom.
Back: Cut the cord already.
PLAYING FAVOURITES
Front: Happy Mother's Day.
Back: Admit it. I'm your favourite.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy Mother’s Day.
Back: Admit it. I’m your favourite.
WOMEN MAKE BABIES
Front: For my wife on Mother's Day.
Back: You are a great baby machine.$5.00 Add to cartFront: For my wife on Mother’s Day.
Back: You are a great baby machine.
BACK OFF BITCH
Front: You're the best mom ever.
Back: Even if you won't get off my back.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’re the best mom ever.
Back: Even if you won’t get off my back.
YOU’RE NOT MY MOM
Front: Mother-in-laws deserve cards too.
Back: Though I don't know why. You didn't raise me.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Mother-in-laws deserve cards too.
Back: Though I don’t know why. You didn’t raise me.
MOTHER BY MARRIAGE
Front: You're the best mother-in-law ever.
Back: Just kidding. I hate you.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’re the best mother-in-law ever.
Back: Just kidding. I hate you.
MOTHERLY LOVE
Front: I love you mom.
Back: Even if you don't love me.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I love you mom.
Back: Even if you don’t love me.
OLD AGE HOME
Front: Let's make this the best Mother's Day ever.
Back: Because next year I'm putting you in a home.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Let’s make this the best Mother’s Day ever.
Back: Because next year I’m putting you in a home.
MOM VS DAD
Front: I love you mom.
Back: But I love dad more.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I love you mom.
Back: But I love dad more.
ROBOTS DON’T HAVE EARS
Front: Mom, you taught me life's most important lesson.
Back: Too bad I wasn't listening.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Mom, you taught me life’s most important lesson.
Back: Too bad I wasn’t listening.
I HATE MYSELF
Front: Thanks mom. You really made me the person I am today.
Back: I hate myself.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Thanks mom. You really made me the person I am today.
Back: I hate myself.
I WAS A MISTAKE
Front: Thank you mom.
Back: I know I was a mistake, but thanks anyway.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Thank you mom.
Back: I know I was a mistake, but thanks anyway.
I’M SUPER AWESOME
Front: You did a great job raising me, mom.
Back: But I wouldn't be so proud of the others.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You did a great job raising me, mom.
Back: But I wouldn’t be so proud of the others.
FIXING MY LIFE
Front: This Mother's Day I have so much to thank you for.
Back: Like ruining my life.$5.00 Add to cartFront: This Mother’s Day I have so much to thank you for.
Back: Like ruining my life.
CONSTANT NAG APE
Front: You've taught me so much mom.
Back: Like how to nag.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’ve taught me so much mom.
Back: Like how to nag.
WORMS CAN’T BE MOMS
Front: Happy Mother's Day.
Back: Bitch.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy Mother’s Day.
Back: Bitch.
