Mother's Day
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WIFE AND MOTHER
Front: You are an excellent wife and an even better mother. Inside: Seriously. I could use more attention.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You are an excellent wife and an even better mother.
Inside: Seriously. I could use more attention. -
LEAST FAVE
Front: Happy Mother's Day. Inside: From your least favourite child.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy Mother’s Day.
Inside: From your least favourite child. -
ALL ABOUT YOU MOM
Front: Today is all about you mom. Inside: You self-entitled witch.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Today is all about you mom.
Inside: You self-entitled witch. -
MAKE ME A SANDWICH
Front: You are an excellent mother and wife. Inside: Though your cooking sucks.$2.50 Add to cartFront: You are an excellent mother and wife.
Inside: Though your cooking sucks. -
MY GRAMMA IS THE BEST
Front: Not everyone gives their grandmas a Mother's Day card. Inside: Slip me a twenty and we'll call it even.$2.00 Add to cartFront: Not everyone gives their grandmas a Mother’s Day card.
Inside: Slip me a twenty and we’ll call it even. -
BAD MOMMY
Front: Congratulations on your first Mother's Day. Inside: You're doing a terrible job.$2.50 Add to cartFront: Congratulations on your first Mother’s Day.
Inside: You’re doing a terrible job. -
NEVER REGRET
Front: It's your first Mother's Day. Inside: Regretting it yet?$2.50 Add to cartFront: It’s your first Mother’s Day.
Inside: Regretting it yet? -
LITTLE BRAT
Front: Since it's your first Mother's Day I thought I'd get you a card. Inside: We both know your little brat won't get you anything.$2.50 Select optionsFront: Since it’s your first Mother’s Day I thought I’d get you a card.
Inside: We both know your little brat won’t get you anything. -
DADDY ISSUES
Front: I love you mom. Inside: But where's my daddy?$2.50 Add to cartFront: I love you mom.
Inside: But where’s my daddy? -
LOSER ALERT
Front: You deserve a wonderful Mother's Day. Back: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You deserve a wonderful Mother’s Day.
Back: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card. -
ASS PAIN
Front: Mother's Day is different now that I'm a parent. Back: Not I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Mother’s Day is different now that I’m a parent.
Back: Not I understand what a pain in the ass kids are. -
CAN’T CUT THE CORD
Front: Mom. Back: Cut the cord already.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Mom.
Back: Cut the cord already. -
PLAYING FAVOURITES
Front: Happy Mother's Day. Inside: Admit it. I'm your favourite.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy Mother’s Day.
Inside: Admit it. I’m your favourite. -
WOMEN MAKE BABIES
Front: For my wife on Mother's Day. Inside: You are a great baby machine.$5.00 Add to cartFront: For my wife on Mother’s Day.
Inside: You are a great baby machine. -
BACK OFF BITCH
Front: You're the best mom ever. Back: Even if you won't get off my back.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’re the best mom ever.
Back: Even if you won’t get off my back. -
YOU’RE NOT MY MOM
Front: Mother-in-laws deserve cards too. Back: Though I don't know why. You didn't raise me.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Mother-in-laws deserve cards too.
Back: Though I don’t know why. You didn’t raise me. -
MOTHER BY MARRIAGE
Front: You're the best mother-in-law ever. Back: Just kidding. I hate you.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’re the best mother-in-law ever.
Back: Just kidding. I hate you. -
MOTHERLY LOVE
Front: I love you mom. Back: Even if you don't love me.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I love you mom.
Back: Even if you don’t love me.
