Mother's Day
MAKE ME A SANDWICH
Front: You are an excellent mother and wife. Back: Though your cooking sucks.Front: You are an excellent mother and wife.
Back: Though your cooking sucks.$5.00$2.50 Add to cartMY GRAMMA IS THE BEST
Front: Not everyone gives their grandmas a Mother's Day card. Back: Slip me a twenty and we'll call it even.Front: Not everyone gives their grandmas a Mother’s Day card.
Back: Slip me a twenty and we’ll call it even.$5.00$2.50 Add to cartBAD MOMMY
Front: Congratulations on your first Mother's Day. Back: You're doing a terrible job.Front: Congratulations on your first Mother’s Day.
Back: You’re doing a terrible job.$5.00$2.50 Add to cartNEVER REGRET
Front: It's your first Mother's Day. Back: Regretting it yet?Front: It’s your first Mother’s Day.
Back: Regretting it yet?$5.00$2.50 Add to cartLITTLE BRAT
Front: Since it's your first Mother's Day I thought I'd get you a card. Back: We both know your little brat won't get you anything.Front: Since it’s your first Mother’s Day I thought I’d get you a card.
Back: We both know your little brat won’t get you anything.$5.00$2.50 Add to cartDADDY ISSUES
Front: I love you mom. Back: But where's my daddy?Front: I love you mom.
Back: But where’s my daddy?$5.00$2.50 Add to cart
LOSER ALERT
Front: You deserve a wonderful Mother's Day. Back: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You deserve a wonderful Mother’s Day.
Back: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.
ASS PAIN
Front: Mother's Day is different now that I'm a parent. Back: Not I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Mother’s Day is different now that I’m a parent.
Back: Not I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.
CAN’T CUT THE CORD
Front: Mom. Back: Cut the cord already.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Mom.
Back: Cut the cord already.
PLAYING FAVOURITES
Front: Happy Mother's Day. Back: Admit it. I'm your favourite.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy Mother’s Day.
Back: Admit it. I’m your favourite.
WOMEN MAKE BABIES
Front: For my wife on Mother's Day. Back: You are a great baby machine.$5.00 Add to cartFront: For my wife on Mother’s Day.
Back: You are a great baby machine.
BACK OFF BITCH
Front: You're the best mom ever. Back: Even if you won't get off my back.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’re the best mom ever.
Back: Even if you won’t get off my back.
YOU’RE NOT MY MOM
Front: Mother-in-laws deserve cards too. Back: Though I don't know why. You didn't raise me.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Mother-in-laws deserve cards too.
Back: Though I don’t know why. You didn’t raise me.
MOTHER BY MARRIAGE
Front: You're the best mother-in-law ever. Back: Just kidding. I hate you.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’re the best mother-in-law ever.
Back: Just kidding. I hate you.
MOTHERLY LOVE
Front: I love you mom. Back: Even if you don't love me.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I love you mom.
Back: Even if you don’t love me.
OLD AGE HOME
Front: Let's make this the best Mother's Day ever. Back: Because next year I'm putting you in a home.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Let’s make this the best Mother’s Day ever.
Back: Because next year I’m putting you in a home.
MOM VS DAD
Front: I love you mom. Back: But I love dad more.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I love you mom.
Back: But I love dad more.
ROBOTS DON’T HAVE EARS
Front: Mom, you taught me life's most important lesson. Back: Too bad I wasn't listening.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Mom, you taught me life’s most important lesson.
Back: Too bad I wasn’t listening.
