Love
LEFT OR RIGHT
Front: We're so lucky we found each other.
Back: I almost swiped left.$5.00 Add to cartFront: We’re so lucky we found each other.
Back: I almost swiped left.
FEELING HOT HOT HOT
Front: I love you so much.
Back: You're so fucking hot.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I love you so much.
Back: You’re so fucking hot.
PENIS PARTY
Front: I love your body, your mind, and your soul.
Back: But mostly, your penis.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I love your body, your mind, and your soul.
Back: But mostly, your penis.
VAGINA PARTY
Front: I love your body, your mind, and your soul.
Back: But mostly, your vagina.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I love your body, your mind, and your soul.
Back: But mostly, your vagina.
OLD AND SAGGY
Front: I will always love you.
Back: Even when you're old and saggy.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I will always love you.
Back: Even when you’re old and saggy.
INSIDE OUT
Front: You're as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside.
Back: I know. I've been inside you.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’re as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside.
Back: I know. I’ve been inside you.
LOVE STINKS
Front: Love is in the air.
Back: No wait. That's just my fart.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Love is in the air.
Back: No wait. That’s just my fart.
BONER ALERT
Front: I love you so much.
Back: I get a boner just looking at you.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I love you so much.
Back: I get a boner just looking at you.
TOLERATE YOUR DATE
Front: I love you.
Back: Well, I tolerate you.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I love you.
Back: Well, I tolerate you.
HUGS AND KISSES
Front: Sending you hugs and kisses.
Back: And lots of genital touching.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Sending you hugs and kisses.
Back: And lots of genital touching.
PANTS
Front: I have feelings for you.
Back: Feelings in my pants.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I have feelings for you.
Back: Feelings in my pants.
JUST LIKE HEAVEN
Front: We're a match made in heaven.
Back: But we're naughty. Like going-to-hell-naughty.$5.00 Add to cartFront: We’re a match made in heaven.
Back: But we’re naughty. Like going-to-hell-naughty.
DIRTY DIRTY SLUT SLUT
Front: I really love you.
Back: And the dirty stuff you let me do to you.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I really love you.
Back: And the dirty stuff you let me do to you.
BATTERY POWERED LOVE
Front: Love is powerful.
Back: So are vibrators.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Love is powerful.
Back: So are vibrators.
DOCTOR OF LOVE
Front: My heart skips a beat every time I see you.
Back: Do you think I'm dying?$5.00 Add to cartFront: My heart skips a beat every time I see you.
Back: Do you think I’m dying?
BOOB IS A FUNNY WORD
Front: I love you.
Back: So show me your boobs.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I love you.
Back: So show me your boobs.
WHINY LITTLE BITCHES
Front: Do you know how much I love you?
Back: Good. Then shut up.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Do you know how much I love you?
Back: Good. Then shut up.
