Love
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LEFT OR RIGHT
Front: We're so lucky we found each other. Inside: I almost swiped left.$5.00 Add to cartFront: We’re so lucky we found each other.
Inside: I almost swiped left. -
FEELING HOT HOT HOT
Front: I love you so much. Inside: You're so fucking hot.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I love you so much.
Inside: You’re so fucking hot. -
PENIS PARTY
Front: I love your body, your mind, and your soul. Inside: But mostly, your penis.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I love your body, your mind, and your soul.
Inside: But mostly, your penis. -
VAGINA PARTY
Front: I love your body, your mind, and your soul. Inside: But mostly, your vagina.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I love your body, your mind, and your soul.
Inside: But mostly, your vagina. -
OLD AND SAGGY
Front: I will always love you. Inside: Even when you're old and saggy.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I will always love you.
Inside: Even when you’re old and saggy. -
INSIDE OUT
Front: You're as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside. Inside: I know. I've been inside you.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’re as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside.
Inside: I know. I’ve been inside you. -
LOVE STINKS
Front: Love is in the air. Inside: No wait. That's just my fart.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Love is in the air.
Inside: No wait. That’s just my fart. -
BONER ALERT
Front: I love you so much. Inside: I get a boner just looking at you.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I love you so much.
Inside: I get a boner just looking at you. -
TOLERATE YOUR DATE
Front: I love you. Inside: Well, I tolerate you.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I love you.
Inside: Well, I tolerate you. -
HUGS AND KISSES
Front: Sending you hugs and kisses. Inside: And lots of genital touching.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Sending you hugs and kisses.
Inside: And lots of genital touching. -
PANTS
Front: I have feelings for you. Inside: Feelings in my pants.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I have feelings for you.
Inside: Feelings in my pants. -
JUST LIKE HEAVEN
Front: We're a match made in heaven. Inside: But we're naughty. Like going-to-hell-naughty.$5.00 Add to cartFront: We’re a match made in heaven.
Inside: But we’re naughty. Like going-to-hell-naughty. -
DIRTY DIRTY SLUT SLUT
Front: I really love you. Inside: And the dirty stuff you let me do to you.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I really love you.
Inside: And the dirty stuff you let me do to you. -
BATTERY POWERED LOVE
Front: Love is powerful. Inside: So are vibrators.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Love is powerful.
Inside: So are vibrators. -
DOCTOR OF LOVE
Front: My heart skips a beat every time I see you. Inside: Do you think I'm dying?$5.00 Add to cartFront: My heart skips a beat every time I see you.
Inside: Do you think I’m dying? -
BOOB IS A FUNNY WORD
Front: I love you. Inside: So show me your boobs.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I love you.
Inside: So show me your boobs. -
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WHINY LITTLE BITCHES
Front: Do you know how much I love you? Inside: Good. Then shut up.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Do you know how much I love you?
Inside: Good. Then shut up.
