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Front: You make parenting look easy.
Inside: Probably because you don’t give a shit.
Front: Thank you for raising me.
Inside: I know I was a little shithead.
Front: You made me the person I am today.
Back: Good job. I’m fucking awesome.
Front: As a parent, you spent years taking care of me.
Back: Not I’m stuck taking care of you.
Front: You did your best raising me.
Back: Clearly your best was not good enough.
Front: You’re the best parent ever.
Back: Even if you dropped me a bunch.
Front: I know I was a difficult child.
Back: But you only have yourself to blame.
Front: Thanks for being a great parent.
Back: And not screwing me up too badly.
Front: You’ve been such a good parent.
Back: Not the best. Not great. Just good.
Front: Having a family with you is a blessing.
Back: But our kids are assholes.
Front: Every year I become more and more like you.
Back: And I hate it.
Front: Living away from you has taught me one thing.
Back: You were suffocating me.