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NO ONE BETTER
Front: You made me the person I am today.
Back: Good job. I'm fucking awesome.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You made me the person I am today.
Back: Good job. I’m fucking awesome.
ROLE REVERSAL
Front: As a parent, you spent years taking care of me.
Back: Not I'm stuck taking care of you.$5.00 Add to cartFront: As a parent, you spent years taking care of me.
Back: Not I’m stuck taking care of you.
AIN’T GOOD ENOUGH
Front: You did your best raising me.
Back: Clearly your best was not good enough.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You did your best raising me.
Back: Clearly your best was not good enough.
BABY BUTTMUNCH
Front: You're the best parent ever.
Back: Even if you dropped me a bunch.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’re the best parent ever.
Back: Even if you dropped me a bunch.
TOUGH MOTHERFUCKER
Front: I know I was a difficult child.
Back: But you only have yourself to blame.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I know I was a difficult child.
Back: But you only have yourself to blame.
SCREW UP UP SCREW
Front: Thanks for being a great parent.
Back: And not screwing me up too badly.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Thanks for being a great parent.
Back: And not screwing me up too badly.
GOOD NOT GREAT
Front: You've been such a good parent.
Back: Not the best. Not great. Just good.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’ve been such a good parent.
Back: Not the best. Not great. Just good.
ASSHOLE KIDS
Front: Having a family with you is a blessing.
Back: But our kids are assholes.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Having a family with you is a blessing.
Back: But our kids are assholes.
OH THE PAIN
Front: Every year I become more and more like you.
Back: And I hate it.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Every year I become more and more like you.
Back: And I hate it.
YOU SUFFOCATE ME
Front: Living away from you has taught me one thing.
Back: You were suffocating me.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Living away from you has taught me one thing.
Back: You were suffocating me.
