Front: You did your best raising me.
Back: Clearly your best was not good enough.
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Front: It’s your anniversary.
Back: But who the fuck cares? (besides you two)
Front: Happy Anniversary.
Back: Let’s have sex. Please.
Front: I believe that opposites attract.
Back: Just look. I’m awesome and you’re not.