Dad
NO ONE BETTER
Front: You made me the person I am today. Back: Good job. I'm fucking awesome.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You made me the person I am today.
Back: Good job. I’m fucking awesome.
ROLE REVERSAL
Front: As a parent, you spent years taking care of me. Back: Not I'm stuck taking care of you.$5.00 Add to cartFront: As a parent, you spent years taking care of me.
Back: Not I’m stuck taking care of you.
AIN’T GOOD ENOUGH
Front: You did your best raising me. Back: Clearly your best was not good enough.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You did your best raising me.
Back: Clearly your best was not good enough.
BABY BUTTMUNCH
Front: You're the best parent ever. Back: Even if you dropped me a bunch.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’re the best parent ever.
Back: Even if you dropped me a bunch.
TOUGH MOTHERFUCKER
Front: I know I was a difficult child. Back: But you only have yourself to blame.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I know I was a difficult child.
Back: But you only have yourself to blame.
SCREW UP UP SCREW
Front: Thanks for being a great parent. Back: And not screwing me up too badly.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Thanks for being a great parent.
Back: And not screwing me up too badly.
GOOD NOT GREAT
Front: You've been such a good parent. Back: Not the best. Not great. Just good.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’ve been such a good parent.
Back: Not the best. Not great. Just good.
OH THE PAIN
Front: Every year I become more and more like you. Back: And I hate it.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Every year I become more and more like you.
Back: And I hate it.
YOU SUFFOCATE ME
Front: Living away from you has taught me one thing. Back: You were suffocating me.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Living away from you has taught me one thing.
Back: You were suffocating me.MAKE ME DINNER
Front: I hope you're out of the hospital soon. Back: I need someone to make me dinner.Front: I hope you’re out of the hospital soon.
Back: I need someone to make me dinner.$5.00$2.50 Add to cart
LOSER ALERT
Front: You deserve a wonderful Father's Day. Back: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You deserve a wonderful Father’s Day.
Back: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.
ASS PAIN
Front: Father's Day is different now that I'm a parent. Back: Now I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Father’s Day is different now that I’m a parent.
Back: Now I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.
PLAYING FAVOURITES
Front: Happy Father's Day. Back: Admit it. I'm your favourite.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy Father’s Day.
Back: Admit it. I’m your favourite.
BACK OFF PRICK
Front: You're the best dad ever. Back: Even if you won't get off my back.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’re the best dad ever.
Back: Even if you won’t get off my back.
FATHERLY LOVE
Front: I love you dad. Back: Even if you don't love me.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I love you dad.
Back: Even if you don’t love me.
OLD AGE HOME
Front: Let's make this the best Father's Day ever. Back: Because next year I'm putting you in a home.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Let’s make this the best Father’s Day ever.
Back: Because next year I’m putting you in a home.
DAD VS MOM
Front: I love you dad. Back: But I love mom more.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I love you dad.
Back: But I love mom more.
EVERYBODY FARTS
Front: Dad, you taught me life's most important lesson. Back: When I fart I blame it on someone else.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Dad, you taught me life’s most important lesson.
Back: When I fart I blame it on someone else.
