HAPPY NEW YEAR + A CONTEST!
January 1, 2023
Dad
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Quick ViewNO ONE BETTER
CardsFront: You made me the person I am today. Back: Good job. I'm fucking awesome.$5.00 -
Quick ViewROLE REVERSAL
CardsFront: As a parent, you spent years taking care of me. Back: Not I'm stuck taking care of you.$5.00 -
Quick ViewAIN’T GOOD ENOUGH
CardsFront: You did your best raising me. Back: Clearly your best was not good enough.$5.00 -
Quick ViewBABY BUTTMUNCH
CardsFront: You're the best parent ever. Back: Even if you dropped me a bunch.$5.00 -
Quick ViewTOUGH MOTHERFUCKER
CardsFront: I know I was a difficult child. Back: But you only have yourself to blame.$5.00 -
Quick ViewSCREW UP UP SCREW
CardsFront: Thanks for being a great parent. Back: And not screwing me up too badly.$5.00 -
Quick ViewGOOD NOT GREAT
CardsFront: You've been such a good parent. Back: Not the best. Not great. Just good.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewYOU SUFFOCATE ME
CardsFront: Living away from you has taught me one thing. Back: You were suffocating me.$5.00 -
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Get WellFront: I hope you're out of the hospital soon. Inside: I need someone to make me dinner.$2.50 -
Quick ViewLOSER ALERT
CardsFront: You deserve a wonderful Father's Day. Back: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.$5.00 -
Quick ViewASS PAIN
CardsFront: Father's Day is different now that I'm a parent. Back: Now I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewBACK OFF PRICK
CardsFront: You're the best dad ever. Back: Even if you won't get off my back.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewOLD AGE HOME
CardsFront: Let's make this the best Father's Day ever. Back: Because next year I'm putting you in a home.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewEVERYBODY FARTS
CardsFront: Dad, you taught me life's most important lesson. Back: When I fart I blame it on someone else.$5.00 -
Quick ViewI HATE MYSELF
CardsFront: Thanks dad. You really made me the person I am today. Back: I hate myself.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewI’M SUPER AWESOME
CardsFront: You did a great job raising me, dad. Back: But I wouldn't be so proud of the others.$5.00 -
Quick ViewFIXING MY LIFE
CardsFront: It's Father's Day and I have so much to thank you for. Back: Like ruining my life.$5.00 -
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NO ONE BETTER
CardsFront: You made me the person I am today. Back: Good job. I'm fucking awesome.$5.00 -
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ROLE REVERSAL
CardsFront: As a parent, you spent years taking care of me. Back: Not I'm stuck taking care of you.$5.00 -
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AIN’T GOOD ENOUGH
CardsFront: You did your best raising me. Back: Clearly your best was not good enough.$5.00 -
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BABY BUTTMUNCH
CardsFront: You're the best parent ever. Back: Even if you dropped me a bunch.$5.00 -
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TOUGH MOTHERFUCKER
CardsFront: I know I was a difficult child. Back: But you only have yourself to blame.$5.00 -
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SCREW UP UP SCREW
CardsFront: Thanks for being a great parent. Back: And not screwing me up too badly.$5.00 -
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GOOD NOT GREAT
CardsFront: You've been such a good parent. Back: Not the best. Not great. Just good.$5.00 -
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YOU SUFFOCATE ME
CardsFront: Living away from you has taught me one thing. Back: You were suffocating me.$5.00 -
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MAKE ME DINNER
Get WellFront: I hope you're out of the hospital soon. Inside: I need someone to make me dinner.$2.50 -
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LOSER ALERT
CardsFront: You deserve a wonderful Father's Day. Back: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.$5.00 -
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ASS PAIN
CardsFront: Father's Day is different now that I'm a parent. Back: Now I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.$5.00 -
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BACK OFF PRICK
CardsFront: You're the best dad ever. Back: Even if you won't get off my back.$5.00 -
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OLD AGE HOME
CardsFront: Let's make this the best Father's Day ever. Back: Because next year I'm putting you in a home.$5.00 -
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EVERYBODY FARTS
CardsFront: Dad, you taught me life's most important lesson. Back: When I fart I blame it on someone else.$5.00 -
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I HATE MYSELF
CardsFront: Thanks dad. You really made me the person I am today. Back: I hate myself.$5.00 -
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I’M SUPER AWESOME
CardsFront: You did a great job raising me, dad. Back: But I wouldn't be so proud of the others.$5.00 -
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FIXING MY LIFE
CardsFront: It's Father's Day and I have so much to thank you for. Back: Like ruining my life.$5.00 -
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