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    NO ONE BETTER

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    Front: You made me the person I am today. Back: Good job. I'm fucking awesome.
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    ROLE REVERSAL

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    Front: As a parent, you spent years taking care of me. Back: Not I'm stuck taking care of you.
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    AIN’T GOOD ENOUGH

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    Front: You did your best raising me. Back: Clearly your best was not good enough.
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    BABY BUTTMUNCH

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    Front: You're the best parent ever. Inside: Even if you dropped me a bunch.
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    TOUGH MOTHERFUCKER

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    Front: I know I was a difficult child. Back: But you only have yourself to blame.
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    SCREW UP UP SCREW

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    Front: Thanks for being a great parent. Back: And not screwing me up too badly.
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    GOOD NOT GREAT

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    Front: You've been such a good parent. Back: Not the best. Not great. Just good.
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    OH THE PAIN

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    Front: Every year I become more and more like you. Back: And I hate it.
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    YOU SUFFOCATE ME

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    Front: Living away from you has taught me one thing. Back: You were suffocating me.
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    MAKE ME DINNER

    Get Well
    Front: I hope you're out of the hospital soon. Inside: I need someone to make me dinner.
    $1.00
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    LOSER ALERT

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    Front: You deserve a wonderful Father's Day. Back: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.
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    ASS PAIN

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    Front: Father's Day is different now that I'm a parent. Back: Now I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.
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    PLAYING FAVOURITES

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    Front: Happy Father's Day. Back: Admit it. I'm your favourite.
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    BACK OFF PRICK

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    Front: You're the best dad ever. Back: Even if you won't get off my back.
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    FATHERLY LOVE

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    Front: I love you dad. Back: Even if you don't love me.
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    OLD AGE HOME

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    Front: Let's make this the best Father's Day ever. Back: Because next year I'm putting you in a home.
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    DAD VS MOM

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    Front: I love you dad. Back: But I love mom more.
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    EVERYBODY FARTS

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    Front: Dad, you taught me life's most important lesson. Back: When I fart I blame it on someone else.
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    I HATE MYSELF

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    Front: Thanks dad. You really made me the person I am today. Back: I hate myself.
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    I WAS A MISTAKE

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    Front: Thank you dad. Back: I know I was a mistake, but thanks anyway.
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    I’M SUPER AWESOME

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    Front: You did a great job raising me, dad. Back: But I wouldn't be so proud of the others.
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    FIXING MY LIFE

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    Front: It's Father's Day and I have so much to thank you for. Back: Like ruining my life.
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    ARROGANT APE

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    Front: You've taught me so much dad. Back: Like how to be an asshole.
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    WORMS CAN’T BE DADS

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    Front: Happy Father's Day. Back: Prick.
    $5.00

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    NO ONE BETTER

    Cards
    Front: You made me the person I am today. Back: Good job. I'm fucking awesome.
    $5.00
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    ROLE REVERSAL

    Cards
    Front: As a parent, you spent years taking care of me. Back: Not I'm stuck taking care of you.
    $5.00
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    AIN’T GOOD ENOUGH

    Cards
    Front: You did your best raising me. Back: Clearly your best was not good enough.
    $5.00
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    BABY BUTTMUNCH

    Cards
    Front: You're the best parent ever. Inside: Even if you dropped me a bunch.
    $5.00
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    TOUGH MOTHERFUCKER

    Cards
    Front: I know I was a difficult child. Back: But you only have yourself to blame.
    $5.00
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    SCREW UP UP SCREW

    Cards
    Front: Thanks for being a great parent. Back: And not screwing me up too badly.
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    GOOD NOT GREAT

    Cards
    Front: You've been such a good parent. Back: Not the best. Not great. Just good.
    $5.00
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    OH THE PAIN

    Cards
    Front: Every year I become more and more like you. Back: And I hate it.
    $5.00
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    YOU SUFFOCATE ME

    Cards
    Front: Living away from you has taught me one thing. Back: You were suffocating me.
    $5.00
  • Sale!
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    MAKE ME DINNER

    Get Well
    Front: I hope you're out of the hospital soon. Inside: I need someone to make me dinner.
    $1.00
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    LOSER ALERT

    Cards
    Front: You deserve a wonderful Father's Day. Back: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.
    $5.00
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    ASS PAIN

    Cards
    Front: Father's Day is different now that I'm a parent. Back: Now I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.
    $5.00
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    PLAYING FAVOURITES

    Cards
    Front: Happy Father's Day. Back: Admit it. I'm your favourite.
    $5.00
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    BACK OFF PRICK

    Cards
    Front: You're the best dad ever. Back: Even if you won't get off my back.
    $5.00
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    FATHERLY LOVE

    Cards
    Front: I love you dad. Back: Even if you don't love me.
    $5.00
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    OLD AGE HOME

    Cards
    Front: Let's make this the best Father's Day ever. Back: Because next year I'm putting you in a home.
    $5.00
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    DAD VS MOM

    Cards
    Front: I love you dad. Back: But I love mom more.
    $5.00
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    EVERYBODY FARTS

    Cards
    Front: Dad, you taught me life's most important lesson. Back: When I fart I blame it on someone else.
    $5.00
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    I HATE MYSELF

    Cards
    Front: Thanks dad. You really made me the person I am today. Back: I hate myself.
    $5.00
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    I WAS A MISTAKE

    Cards
    Front: Thank you dad. Back: I know I was a mistake, but thanks anyway.
    $5.00
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    I’M SUPER AWESOME

    Cards
    Front: You did a great job raising me, dad. Back: But I wouldn't be so proud of the others.
    $5.00
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    FIXING MY LIFE

    Cards
    Front: It's Father's Day and I have so much to thank you for. Back: Like ruining my life.
    $5.00
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    ARROGANT APE

    Cards
    Front: You've taught me so much dad. Back: Like how to be an asshole.
    $5.00
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    WORMS CAN’T BE DADS

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    Front: Happy Father's Day. Back: Prick.
    $5.00
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