Valentine's Day
PENETRATION DAY
Front: Hey there Valentine.
Back: Penetrate me.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Hey there Valentine.
Back: Penetrate me.
ANOTHER SHITTY DAY
Front: It's Valentine's Day.
Back: But who gives a shit?$5.00 Add to cartFront: It’s Valentine’s Day.
Back: But who gives a shit?
GETTING DOWN
Front: Hey Valentine.
Back: Take your pants off and let's do this.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Hey Valentine.
Back: Take your pants off and let’s do this.
FUCKING FIRE PANTS
Front: You say you don't care about Valentine's Day?
Back: But I know that's a fucking lie.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You say you don’t care about Valentine’s Day?
Back: But I know that’s a fucking lie.
STICK IT TO ME
Front: I want you to be my Valentine.
Back: And I want you to stick your dick in me.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I want you to be my Valentine.
Back: And I want you to stick your dick in me.
SEXY LEG HAIR
Front: Will you be my Valentine?
Back: I promise to shave my legs.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Will you be my Valentine?
Back: I promise to shave my legs.
DON’T KILL ME
Front: Will you be mine?
Back: Say yes or I'll hurt you.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Will you be mine?
Back: Say yes or I’ll hurt you.
WIFE ONE TWO THREE
Front: Have you heard about cupid?
Back: He's a polygamist.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Have you heard about cupid?
Back: He’s a polygamist.
SINGLE LOSERS
Front: Valentine's Day is a day to celebrate love.
Back: And to laugh at single people.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Valentine’s Day is a day to celebrate love.
Back: And to laugh at single people.
DRINK AWAY OUR TEARS
Front: It's Valentine's Day again.
Back: Let's get drunk.$5.00 Add to cartFront: It’s Valentine’s Day again.
Back: Let’s get drunk.
I’M DESPERATE
Front: Will you be my Valentine?
Back: Please.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Will you be my Valentine?
Back: Please.
TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT
Front: Will you be my Valentine?
Back: I'll give you an orgasm.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Will you be my Valentine?
Back: I’ll give you an orgasm.
CARDS ARE BEST ANYWAY
Front: You deserve the best Valentine's Day ever.
Back: Too bad all I can afford is this card.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You deserve the best Valentine’s Day ever.
Back: Too bad all I can afford is this card.
THE CHEAPER THE BETTER
Front: Today is the day of love.
Back: Oh, and cheap gifts and cheap sex.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Today is the day of love.
Back: Oh, and cheap gifts and cheap sex.
OH OH OH SO LONELY
Front: Being alone on Valentine's Day is okay.
Back: As long as you don't mind masturbating.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Being alone on Valentine’s Day is okay.
Back: As long as you don’t mind masturbating.
THE GIFT OF ME
Front: I have the best Valentine's Day gift for you.
Back: My naked body.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I have the best Valentine’s Day gift for you.
Back: My naked body.
GIVE ME SUGAR BABY
Front: Valentine's Day is about love and spending time together.
Back: But I'd prefer chocolate.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Valentine’s Day is about love and spending time together.
Back: But I’d prefer chocolate.
NO ONE ELSE WILL
Front: This Valentine's Day there's one thing we should do.
Back: Fuck.$5.00 Add to cartFront: This Valentine’s Day there’s one thing we should do.
Back: Fuck.
