Valentine's Day
CUPID STINKS
Front: Cupid is great. Back: But I think his aim was off when he put us together.Front: Cupid is great.
Back: But I think his aim was off when he put us together.$5.00$2.00 Add to cartNO ONE LOVES TURTLES
Front: It's that time of year again. Back: Too bad no one loves you.Front: It’s that time of year again.
Back: Too bad no one loves you.$5.00$2.00 Add to cartTHERE’S NO CHANCE
Front: I spoke with cupid last night. Back: You're going to die alone.Front: I spoke with cupid last night.
Back: You’re going to die alone.$5.00$2.00 Add to cartLOVE SUCKS
Front: I love Valentine's Day. Back: I just don't love you.Front: I love Valentine’s Day.
Back: I just don’t love you.$5.00$2.50 Add to cart
PENETRATION DAY
Front: Hey there Valentine. Back: Penetrate me.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Hey there Valentine.
Back: Penetrate me.
ANOTHER SHITTY DAY
Front: It's Valentine's Day. Back: But who gives a shit?$5.00 Add to cartFront: It’s Valentine’s Day.
Back: But who gives a shit?
GETTING DOWN
Front: Hey Valentine. Back: Take your pants off and let's do this.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Hey Valentine.
Back: Take your pants off and let’s do this.
FUCKING FIRE PANTS
Front: You say you don't care about Valentine's Day? Back: But I know that's a fucking lie.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You say you don’t care about Valentine’s Day?
Back: But I know that’s a fucking lie.
STICK IT TO ME
Front: I want you to be my Valentine. Back: And I want you to stick your dick in me.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I want you to be my Valentine.
Back: And I want you to stick your dick in me.
SEXY LEG HAIR
Front: Will you be my Valentine? Back: I promise to shave my legs.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Will you be my Valentine?
Back: I promise to shave my legs.
DON’T KILL ME
Front: Will you be mine? Back: Say yes or I'll hurt you.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Will you be mine?
Back: Say yes or I’ll hurt you.
WIFE ONE TWO THREE
Front: Have you heard about cupid? Back: He's a polygamist.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Have you heard about cupid?
Back: He’s a polygamist.
SINGLE LOSERS
Front: Valentine's Day is a day to celebrate love. Back: And to laugh at single people.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Valentine’s Day is a day to celebrate love.
Back: And to laugh at single people.
DRINK AWAY OUR TEARS
Front: It's Valentine's Day again. Back: Let's get drunk.$5.00 Add to cartFront: It’s Valentine’s Day again.
Back: Let’s get drunk.
I’M DESPERATE
Front: Will you be my Valentine? Back: Please.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Will you be my Valentine?
Back: Please.
TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT
Front: Will you be my Valentine? Back: I'll give you an orgasm.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Will you be my Valentine?
Back: I’ll give you an orgasm.
CARDS ARE BEST ANYWAY
Front: You deserve the best Valentine's Day ever. Back: Too bad all I can afford is this card.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You deserve the best Valentine’s Day ever.
Back: Too bad all I can afford is this card.
THE CHEAPER THE BETTER
Front: Today is the day of love. Back: Oh, and cheap gifts and cheap sex.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Today is the day of love.
Back: Oh, and cheap gifts and cheap sex.
