Valentine's Day
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CUPID STINKS
Front: Cupid is great. Inside: But I think his aim was off when he put us together.$2.00 Add to cartFront: Cupid is great.
Inside: But I think his aim was off when he put us together. -
NO ONE LOVES TURTLES
Front: It's that time of year again. Inside: Too bad no one loves you.$2.00 Add to cartFront: It’s that time of year again.
Inside: Too bad no one loves you. -
THERE’S NO CHANCE
Front: I spoke with cupid last night. Inside: You're going to die alone.$2.00 Add to cartFront: I spoke with cupid last night.
Inside: You’re going to die alone. -
LOVE SUCKS
Front: I love Valentine's Day. Inside: I just don't love you.$2.00 Add to cartFront: I love Valentine’s Day.
Inside: I just don’t love you. -
PENETRATION DAY
Front: Hey there Valentine. Inside: Penetrate me.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Hey there Valentine.
Inside: Penetrate me. -
ANOTHER SHITTY DAY
Front: It's Valentine's Day. Inside: But who gives a shit?$5.00 Add to cartFront: It’s Valentine’s Day.
Inside: But who gives a shit? -
GETTING DOWN
Front: Hey Valentine. Inside: Take your pants off and let's do this.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Hey Valentine.
Inside: Take your pants off and let’s do this. -
FUCKING FIRE PANTS
Front: You say you don't care about Valentine's Day? Inside: But I know that's a fucking lie.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You say you don’t care about Valentine’s Day?
Inside: But I know that’s a fucking lie. -
STICK IT TO ME
Front: I want you to be my Valentine. Inside: And I want you to stick your dick in me.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I want you to be my Valentine.
Inside: And I want you to stick your dick in me. -
SEXY LEG HAIR
Front: Will you be my Valentine? Inside: I promise to shave my legs.$2.50 Add to cartFront: Will you be my Valentine?
Inside: I promise to shave my legs. -
DON’T KILL ME
Front: Will you be mine? Inside: Say yes or I'll hurt you.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Will you be mine?
Inside: Say yes or I’ll hurt you. -
WIFE ONE TWO THREE
Front: Have you heard about cupid? Inside: He's a polygamist.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Have you heard about cupid?
Inside: He’s a polygamist. -
SINGLE LOSERS
Front: Valentine's Day is a day to celebrate love. Inside: And to laugh at single people.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Valentine’s Day is a day to celebrate love.
Inside: And to laugh at single people. -
DRINK AWAY OUR TEARS
Front: It's Valentine's Day again. Inside: Let's get drunk.$5.00 Add to cartFront: It’s Valentine’s Day again.
Inside: Let’s get drunk. -
I’M DESPERATE
Front: Will you be my Valentine? Inside: Please.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Will you be my Valentine?
Inside: Please. -
TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT
Front: Will you be my Valentine? Inside: I'll give you an orgasm.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Will you be my Valentine?
Inside: I’ll give you an orgasm. -
CARDS ARE BEST ANYWAY
Front: You deserve the best Valentine's Day ever. Inside: Too bad all I can afford is this card.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You deserve the best Valentine’s Day ever.
Inside: Too bad all I can afford is this card. -
THE CHEAPER THE BETTER
Front: Today is the day of love. Inside: Oh, and cheap gifts and cheap sex.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Today is the day of love.
Inside: Oh, and cheap gifts and cheap sex.
