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January 1, 2023
Valentine's Day
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Quick ViewCUPID STINKS
SaleFront: Cupid is great. Inside: But I think his aim was off when he put us together.$2.00 -
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Quick ViewNO ONE LOVES TURTLES
SaleFront: It's that time of year again. Inside: Too bad no one loves you.$2.00 -
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Quick ViewTHERE’S NO CHANCE
SaleFront: I spoke with cupid last night. Inside: You're going to die alone.$2.00 -
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Quick ViewFUCKING FIRE PANTS
CardsFront: You say you don't care about Valentine's Day? Inside: But I know that's a fucking lie.$5.00 -
Quick ViewSTICK IT TO ME
CardsFront: I want you to be my Valentine. Inside: And I want you to stick your dick in me.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewSINGLE LOSERS
CardsFront: Valentine's Day is a day to celebrate love. Inside: And to laugh at single people.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewCARDS ARE BEST ANYWAY
CardsFront: You deserve the best Valentine's Day ever. Inside: Too bad all I can afford is this card.$5.00 -
Quick ViewTHE CHEAPER THE BETTER
CardsFront: Today is the day of love. Inside: Oh, and cheap gifts and cheap sex.$5.00 -
Quick ViewOH OH OH SO LONELY
CardsFront: Being alone on Valentine's Day is okay. Inside: As long as you don't mind masturbating.$5.00 -
Quick ViewTHE GIFT OF ME
CardsFront: I have the best Valentine's Day gift for you. Inside: My naked body.$5.00 -
Quick ViewGIVE ME SUGAR BABY
CardsFront: Valentine's Day is about love and spending time together. Inside: But I'd prefer chocolate.$5.00 -
Quick ViewNO ONE ELSE WILL
CardsFront: This Valentine's Day there's one thing we should do. Inside: Fuck.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewHOOKERS
CardsFront: Don't worry about being alone on Valentine's Day. Inside: That's what hookers are for.$5.00
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Sale!Quick View
CUPID STINKS
SaleFront: Cupid is great. Inside: But I think his aim was off when he put us together.$2.00 -
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NO ONE LOVES TURTLES
SaleFront: It's that time of year again. Inside: Too bad no one loves you.$2.00 -
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THERE’S NO CHANCE
SaleFront: I spoke with cupid last night. Inside: You're going to die alone.$2.00 -
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FUCKING FIRE PANTS
CardsFront: You say you don't care about Valentine's Day? Inside: But I know that's a fucking lie.$5.00 -
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STICK IT TO ME
CardsFront: I want you to be my Valentine. Inside: And I want you to stick your dick in me.$5.00 -
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SINGLE LOSERS
CardsFront: Valentine's Day is a day to celebrate love. Inside: And to laugh at single people.$5.00 -
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CARDS ARE BEST ANYWAY
CardsFront: You deserve the best Valentine's Day ever. Inside: Too bad all I can afford is this card.$5.00 -
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THE CHEAPER THE BETTER
CardsFront: Today is the day of love. Inside: Oh, and cheap gifts and cheap sex.$5.00 -
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OH OH OH SO LONELY
CardsFront: Being alone on Valentine's Day is okay. Inside: As long as you don't mind masturbating.$5.00 -
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THE GIFT OF ME
CardsFront: I have the best Valentine's Day gift for you. Inside: My naked body.$5.00 -
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GIVE ME SUGAR BABY
CardsFront: Valentine's Day is about love and spending time together. Inside: But I'd prefer chocolate.$5.00 -
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NO ONE ELSE WILL
CardsFront: This Valentine's Day there's one thing we should do. Inside: Fuck.$5.00 -
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HOOKERS
CardsFront: Don't worry about being alone on Valentine's Day. Inside: That's what hookers are for.$5.00
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