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Front: Hey there Valentine. Back: Penetrate me.
Front: It’s Valentine’s Day. Back: But who gives a shit?
Front: Hey Valentine. Back: Take your pants off and let’s do this.
Front: You say you don’t care about Valentine’s Day? Back: But I know that’s a fucking lie.
Front: I want you to be my Valentine. Back: And I want you to stick your dick in me.
Front: Will you be my Valentine? Back: I promise to shave my legs.
Front: Will you be mine? Back: Say yes or I’ll hurt you.
Front: Have you heard about cupid? Back: He’s a polygamist.
Front: Valentine’s Day is a day to celebrate love. Back: And to laugh at single people.
Front: It’s Valentine’s Day again. Back: Let’s get drunk.
Front: Will you be my Valentine? Back: Please.
Front: Will you be my Valentine? Back: I’ll give you an orgasm.
Front: You deserve the best Valentine’s Day ever. Back: Too bad all I can afford is this card.
Front: Today is the day of love. Back: Oh, and cheap gifts and cheap sex.
Front: Being alone on Valentine’s Day is okay. Back: As long as you don’t mind masturbating.
Front: I have the best Valentine’s Day gift for you. Back: My naked body.
Front: Valentine’s Day is about love and spending time together. Back: But I’d prefer chocolate.
Front: This Valentine’s Day there’s one thing we should do. Back: Fuck.