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Front: Cupid is great. Back: But I think his aim was off when he put us together.
Front: It’s that time of year again. Back: Too bad no one loves you.
Front: I spoke with cupid last night. Back: You’re going to die alone.
Front: I love Valentine’s Day. Back: I just don’t love you.
Front: Hey there Valentine. Back: Penetrate me.
Front: It’s Valentine’s Day. Back: But who gives a shit?
Front: Hey Valentine. Back: Take your pants off and let’s do this.
Front: You say you don’t care about Valentine’s Day? Back: But I know that’s a fucking lie.
Front: I want you to be my Valentine. Back: And I want you to stick your dick in me.
Front: Will you be my Valentine? Back: I promise to shave my legs.
Front: Will you be mine? Back: Say yes or I’ll hurt you.
Front: Have you heard about cupid? Back: He’s a polygamist.
Front: Valentine’s Day is a day to celebrate love. Back: And to laugh at single people.
Front: It’s Valentine’s Day again. Back: Let’s get drunk.
Front: Will you be my Valentine? Back: Please.
Front: Will you be my Valentine? Back: I’ll give you an orgasm.
Front: You deserve the best Valentine’s Day ever. Back: Too bad all I can afford is this card.
Front: Today is the day of love. Back: Oh, and cheap gifts and cheap sex.