Front: I have the best Valentine’s Day gift for you.
Inside: My naked body.
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Front: The love you two share is an inspiration.
Inside: It inspires me to never get married.
Front: I can’t wait to see your new baby.
Inside: I hear it’s real ugly.
Front: Happy Anniversary.
Inside: Let’s have sex. Please.