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WILD THINGS
Front: Have you ever wondered what reindeer do on their days off? Back: You don't want to know. It's wildly inappropriate.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Have you ever wondered what reindeer do on their days off?
Back: You don’t want to know. It’s wildly inappropriate.
STICK YOUR DICK IN ME
Front: Stick your dick in me. Back:$3.00 Add to cartFront: Stick your dick in me.
Back:
SANTA SATAN
Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box.FRONT: We went to see Santa. INSIDE: He smelled like a dead hobo.FRONT: It's Christmas. INSIDE: Too bad Santa hates you.FRONT: Do you believe in Santa? INSIDE: Get your head out your ass. He's not real.FRONT: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk. INSIDE: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom.FRONT: Hopefully Santa doesn't forget my house. INSIDE: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night.FRONT: I waited up all night to see Santa. INSIDE: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.Â$25.00 Add to cartBox set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box.
FRONT: We went to see Santa.
INSIDE: He smelled like a dead hobo.FRONT: It’s Christmas.
INSIDE: Too bad Santa hates you.FRONT: Do you believe in Santa?
INSIDE: Get your head out your ass. He’s not real.FRONT: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk.
INSIDE: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom.FRONT: Hopefully Santa doesn’t forget my house.
INSIDE: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night.FRONT: I waited up all night to see Santa.
INSIDE: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.Â
