New Baby
PEE PEE PANTS
Front: One word of advice? Back: Kegels.$5.00 Add to cartFront: One word of advice?
Back: Kegels.IT’S A GIRL
Front: It's a girl. Back: Or is it?Front: It’s a girl.
Back: Or is it?$5.00$2.00 Add to cartIT’S A BOY
Front: It's a boy. Back: Or is it?Front: It’s a boy.
Back: Or is it?$5.00$2.00 Add to cartOH BABY BABY
Front: You're having a baby? Back: Oh shit. Is it mine?Front: You’re having a baby?
Back: Oh shit. Is it mine?$5.00$2.00 Add to cartCAN’T BUY ME LOVE
Front: Congratulations. Back: Now you finally have someone to love you.Front: Congratulations.
Back: Now you finally have someone to love you.$5.00$2.00 Add to cartYOU GOT KNOCKED UP
Front: I heard you got knocked up. Back: Congratulations. I guess.Front: I heard you got knocked up.
Back: Congratulations. I guess.$5.00$2.00 Add to cartSTROLLER GIRL
Front: Congratulations on your new baby. Back: Do you know who the daddy is?Front: Congratulations on your new baby.
Back: Do you know who the daddy is?$5.00$2.00 Add to cartSTROLLER BOY
Front: Congratulations on your new baby. Back: Do you know who the daddy is?Front: Congratulations on your new baby.
Back: Do you know who the daddy is?$5.00$2.50 Add to cart
SMALL SAVAGES
Front: Congratulations. Back: Babies ruin everything.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congratulations.
Back: Babies ruin everything.
OH BABY BABY
Front: I adore babies. Back: But don't expect babysitting. Or diaper changes.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I adore babies.
Back: But don’t expect babysitting. Or diaper changes.
LEAKY BOOBIES
Front: Your baby is so cute. Back: I'm lactating just looking at it.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Your baby is so cute.
Back: I’m lactating just looking at it.
BASTARD CHILD
Front: Congratulations. Back: Your child is a bastard.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congratulations.
Back: Your child is a bastard.
CUTIE PATOOTIE
Front: Congrats on the new baby. Back: It's pretty fucking cute.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congrats on the new baby.
Back: It’s pretty fucking cute.
TOO CUTE FOR YOU
Front: What a beautiful baby Back: There must have been a mix-up at the hospital.$5.00 Add to cartFront: What a beautiful baby
Back: There must have been a mix-up at the hospital.
BIG BANG BABY
Front: How exciting. Back: You aren't shooting blanks.$5.00 Add to cartFront: How exciting.
Back: You aren’t shooting blanks.
STICKY SOCKS
Front: So sweet and innocent. Back: Until all his socks start sticking together.$5.00 Add to cartFront: So sweet and innocent.
Back: Until all his socks start sticking together.
BABY BITCH SPICE
Front: Sugar and spice and everything nice. Back: Until puberty turns her into a bitch.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Sugar and spice and everything nice.
Back: Until puberty turns her into a bitch.
PUP PUP PUPPY
Front: Congrats on a great addition to the family. Back: Though a dog would have been a better choice.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congrats on a great addition to the family.
Back: Though a dog would have been a better choice.
