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Front: One word of advice? Back: Kegels.
Front: It’s a girl. Back: Or is it?
Front: It’s a boy. Back: Or is it?
Front: You’re having a baby? Back: Oh shit. Is it mine?
Front: Congratulations. Back: Now you finally have someone to love you.
Front: I heard you got knocked up. Back: Congratulations. I guess.
Front: Congratulations on your new baby. Back: Do you know who the daddy is?
Front: Congratulations. Back: Babies ruin everything.
Front: I adore babies. Back: But don’t expect babysitting. Or diaper changes.
Front: Your baby is so cute. Back: I’m lactating just looking at it.
Front: Congratulations. Back: Your child is a bastard.
Front: Congrats on the new baby. Back: It’s pretty fucking cute.
Front: What a beautiful baby Back: There must have been a mix-up at the hospital.
Front: How exciting. Back: You aren’t shooting blanks.
Front: So sweet and innocent. Back: Until all his socks start sticking together.
Front: Sugar and spice and everything nice. Back: Until puberty turns her into a bitch.
Front: Congrats on a great addition to the family. Back: Though a dog would have been a better choice.