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CardsInside: Thing 4. They can rip your vagina apart during delivery, but you'll love that little bugger more than anything in the world. (Or they can be forcefully cut from your stomach while you're awake... either way, you'll need stitches, but you won't care cause you love them.)$5.50 -
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CardsInside: Tip 4. Talk to your parents + grandparents. (Want to feel better about being a parent? Ask an older generation about how they took care of babies. They did some crazy shit and still managed to keep your family tree going.)$5.50 -
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New BabyFront: Congratulations. Inside: Now you finally have someone to love you.$1.00 -
Quick ViewYOU GOT KNOCKED UP
New BabyFront: I heard you got knocked up. Inside: Congratulations. I guess.$5.00 -
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New BabyFront: Congratulations on your new baby. Inside: Do you know who the daddy is?$2.00 -
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New BabyFront: Congratulations on your new baby. Inside: Do you know who the daddy is?$1.00 -
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CardsFront: I adore babies. Inside: But don't expect babysitting. Or diaper changes.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewTOO CUTE FOR YOU
CardsFront: What a beautiful baby Back: There must have been a mix-up at the hospital.$5.00 -
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CardsFront: So sweet and innocent. Inside: Until all his socks start sticking together.$5.00 -
Quick ViewBABY BITCH SPICE
CardsFront: Sugar and spice and everything nice. Inside: Until puberty turns her into a bitch.$5.00 -
Quick ViewPUP PUP PUPPY
CardsFront: Congrats on a great addition to the family. Inside: Though a dog would have been a better choice.$5.00 -
Quick ViewBIG BABY BIGGER VAGINA
CardsFront: Congrats on another beautiful baby. Inside: You must have a huge vagina.$5.00 -
Quick ViewBIG OL TITTIES
CardsFront: You have a beautiful pregnant glow. Inside: And your tits are huge.$5.00 -
Quick ViewBLAME THE DINGO
CardsFront: Your baby deserves the best. Inside: So hand it over to me and I'll raise it.$5.00 -
Quick ViewSAFETY FIRST
CardsFront: I heard you're expecting. Inside: I guess you don't believe in safe sex.$5.00
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CRAZY BABY
CardsInside: Thing 4. They can rip your vagina apart during delivery, but you'll love that little bugger more than anything in the world. (Or they can be forcefully cut from your stomach while you're awake... either way, you'll need stitches, but you won't care cause you love them.)$5.50 -
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JUST DON’T KILL IT
CardsInside: Tip 4. Talk to your parents + grandparents. (Want to feel better about being a parent? Ask an older generation about how they took care of babies. They did some crazy shit and still managed to keep your family tree going.)$5.50 -
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CAN’T BUY ME LOVE
New BabyFront: Congratulations. Inside: Now you finally have someone to love you.$1.00 -
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YOU GOT KNOCKED UP
New BabyFront: I heard you got knocked up. Inside: Congratulations. I guess.$5.00 -
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STROLLER GIRL
New BabyFront: Congratulations on your new baby. Inside: Do you know who the daddy is?$2.00 -
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STROLLER BOY
New BabyFront: Congratulations on your new baby. Inside: Do you know who the daddy is?$1.00 -
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OH BABY BABY
CardsFront: I adore babies. Inside: But don't expect babysitting. Or diaper changes.$5.00 -
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TOO CUTE FOR YOU
CardsFront: What a beautiful baby Back: There must have been a mix-up at the hospital.$5.00 -
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STICKY SOCKS
CardsFront: So sweet and innocent. Inside: Until all his socks start sticking together.$5.00 -
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BABY BITCH SPICE
CardsFront: Sugar and spice and everything nice. Inside: Until puberty turns her into a bitch.$5.00 -
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PUP PUP PUPPY
CardsFront: Congrats on a great addition to the family. Inside: Though a dog would have been a better choice.$5.00 -
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BIG BABY BIGGER VAGINA
CardsFront: Congrats on another beautiful baby. Inside: You must have a huge vagina.$5.00 -
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BIG OL TITTIES
CardsFront: You have a beautiful pregnant glow. Inside: And your tits are huge.$5.00 -
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BLAME THE DINGO
CardsFront: Your baby deserves the best. Inside: So hand it over to me and I'll raise it.$5.00 -
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SAFETY FIRST
CardsFront: I heard you're expecting. Inside: I guess you don't believe in safe sex.$5.00
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