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Front: One word of advice? Back: Kegels.
Front: Congratulations. Back: Babies ruin everything.
Front: I adore babies. Back: But don’t expect babysitting. Or diaper changes.
Front: Your baby is so cute. Back: I’m lactating just looking at it.
Front: Congratulations. Back: Your child is a bastard.
Front: Congrats on the new baby. Back: It’s pretty fucking cute.
Front: What a beautiful baby Back: There must have been a mix-up at the hospital.
Front: How exciting. Back: You aren’t shooting blanks.
Front: So sweet and innocent. Back: Until all his socks start sticking together.
Front: Sugar and spice and everything nice. Back: Until puberty turns her into a bitch.
Front: Congrats on a great addition to the family. Back: Though a dog would have been a better choice.
Front: Congrats on another beautiful baby. Back: You must have a huge vagina.
Front: You have a beautiful pregnant glow. Back: And your tits are huge.
Front: Your baby deserves the best. Back: So hand it over to me and I’ll raise it.
Front: I heard you’re expecting. Back: I guess you don’t believe in safe sex.
Front: You’re having another baby. Back: Slut.
Front: Pregnant? Back: I knew you couldn’t keep your panties on.
Front: You’re having twins? Back: Holy fuck.