New Baby
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PEE PEE PANTS
Front: One word of advice? Inside: Kegels.$5.00 Add to cartFront: One word of advice?
Inside: Kegels. -
IT’S A GIRL
Front: It's a girl. Inside: Or is it?$2.00 Add to cartFront: It’s a girl.
Inside: Or is it? -
IT’S A BOY
Front: It's a boy. Inside: Or is it?$2.00 Select optionsFront: It’s a boy.
Inside: Or is it? -
OH BABY BABY
Front: You're having a baby? Inside: Oh shit. Is it mine?$2.00 Add to cartFront: You’re having a baby?
Inside: Oh shit. Is it mine? -
CAN’T BUY ME LOVE
Front: Congratulations. Inside: Now you finally have someone to love you.$2.00 Add to cartFront: Congratulations.
Inside: Now you finally have someone to love you. -
YOU GOT KNOCKED UP
Front: I heard you got knocked up. Inside: Congratulations. I guess.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I heard you got knocked up.
Inside: Congratulations. I guess. -
STROLLER GIRL
Front: Congratulations on your new baby. Inside: Do you know who the daddy is?$2.00 Select optionsFront: Congratulations on your new baby.
Inside: Do you know who the daddy is? -
STROLLER BOY
Front: Congratulations on your new baby. Inside: Do you know who the daddy is?$2.50 Add to cartFront: Congratulations on your new baby.
Inside: Do you know who the daddy is? -
SMALL SAVAGES
Front: Congratulations. Inside: Babies ruin everything.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congratulations.
Inside: Babies ruin everything. -
OH BABY BABY
Front: I adore babies. Inside: But don't expect babysitting. Or diaper changes.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I adore babies.
Inside: But don’t expect babysitting. Or diaper changes. -
LEAKY BOOBIES
Front: Your baby is so cute. Inside: I'm lactating just looking at it.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Your baby is so cute.
Inside: I’m lactating just looking at it. -
BASTARD CHILD
Front: Congratulations. Inside: Your child is a bastard.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congratulations.
Inside: Your child is a bastard. -
CUTIE PATOOTIE
Front: Congrats on the new baby. Inside: It's pretty fucking cute.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congrats on the new baby.
Inside: It’s pretty fucking cute. -
TOO CUTE FOR YOU
Front: What a beautiful baby Back: There must have been a mix-up at the hospital.$5.00 Add to cartFront: What a beautiful baby
Back: There must have been a mix-up at the hospital. -
BIG BANG BABY
Front: How exciting. Inside: You aren't shooting blanks.$5.00 Add to cartFront: How exciting.
Inside: You aren’t shooting blanks. -
STICKY SOCKS
Front: So sweet and innocent. Inside: Until all his socks start sticking together.$5.00 Add to cartFront: So sweet and innocent.
Inside: Until all his socks start sticking together. -
BABY BITCH SPICE
Front: Sugar and spice and everything nice. Inside: Until puberty turns her into a bitch.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Sugar and spice and everything nice.
Inside: Until puberty turns her into a bitch. -
PUP PUP PUPPY
Front: Congrats on a great addition to the family. Inside: Though a dog would have been a better choice.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congrats on a great addition to the family.
Inside: Though a dog would have been a better choice.
