New Baby
PEE PEE PANTS
Front: One word of advice?
Back: Kegels.$5.00 Add to cartFront: One word of advice?
Back: Kegels.
SMALL SAVAGES
Front: Congratulations.
Back: Babies ruin everything.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congratulations.
Back: Babies ruin everything.
OH BABY BABY
Front: I adore babies.
Back: But don't expect babysitting. Or diaper changes.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I adore babies.
Back: But don’t expect babysitting. Or diaper changes.
LEAKY BOOBIES
Front: Your baby is so cute.
Back: I'm lactating just looking at it.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Your baby is so cute.
Back: I’m lactating just looking at it.
BASTARD CHILD
Front: Congratulations.
Back: Your child is a bastard.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congratulations.
Back: Your child is a bastard.
CUTIE PATOOTIE
Front: Congrats on the new baby.
Back: It's pretty fucking cute.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congrats on the new baby.
Back: It’s pretty fucking cute.
TOO CUTE FOR YOU
Front: What a beautiful baby
Back: There must have been a mix-up at the hospital.$5.00 Add to cartFront: What a beautiful baby
Back: There must have been a mix-up at the hospital.
BIG BANG BABY
Front: How exciting.
Back: You aren't shooting blanks.$5.00 Add to cartFront: How exciting.
Back: You aren’t shooting blanks.
STICKY SOCKS
Front: So sweet and innocent.
Back: Until all his socks start sticking together.$5.00 Add to cartFront: So sweet and innocent.
Back: Until all his socks start sticking together.
BABY BITCH SPICE
Front: Sugar and spice and everything nice.
Back: Until puberty turns her into a bitch.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Sugar and spice and everything nice.
Back: Until puberty turns her into a bitch.
PUP PUP PUPPY
Front: Congrats on a great addition to the family.
Back: Though a dog would have been a better choice.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congrats on a great addition to the family.
Back: Though a dog would have been a better choice.
BIG BABY BIGGER VAGINA
Front: Congrats on another beautiful baby.
Back: You must have a huge vagina.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congrats on another beautiful baby.
Back: You must have a huge vagina.
BIG OL TITTIES
Front: You have a beautiful pregnant glow.
Back: And your tits are huge.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You have a beautiful pregnant glow.
Back: And your tits are huge.
BLAME THE DINGO
Front: Your baby deserves the best.
Back: So hand it over to me and I'll raise it.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Your baby deserves the best.
Back: So hand it over to me and I’ll raise it.
SAFETY FIRST
Front: I heard you're expecting.
Back: I guess you don't believe in safe sex.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I heard you’re expecting.
Back: I guess you don’t believe in safe sex.
ONLY SLUTS HAVE BABIES
Front: You're having another baby.
Back: Slut.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’re having another baby.
Back: Slut.
PANTIES
Front: Pregnant?
Back: I knew you couldn't keep your panties on.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Pregnant?
Back: I knew you couldn’t keep your panties on.
TWICE THE TROUBLE
Front: You're having twins?
Back: Holy fuck.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’re having twins?
Back: Holy fuck.
