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    CRAZY BABY

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    Inside: Thing 4. They can rip your vagina apart during delivery, but you'll love that little bugger more than anything in the world. (Or they can be forcefully cut from your stomach while you're awake... either way, you'll need stitches, but you won't care cause you love them.)
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    JUST DON’T KILL IT

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    Inside: Tip 4. Talk to your parents + grandparents. (Want to feel better about being a parent? Ask an older generation about how they took care of babies. They did some crazy shit and still managed to keep your family tree going.)
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    PEE PEE PANTS

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    Front: One word of advice? Inside: Kegels.
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    IT’S A GIRL

    New Baby
    Front: It's a girl. Inside: Or is it?
    $1.00
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    IT’S A BOY

    New Baby
    Front: It's a boy. Inside: Or is it?
    $2.00
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    OH BABY BABY

    New Baby
    Front: You're having a baby? Inside: Oh shit. Is it mine?
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    CAN’T BUY ME LOVE

    New Baby
    Front: Congratulations. Inside: Now you finally have someone to love you.
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    YOU GOT KNOCKED UP

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    Front: I heard you got knocked up. Inside: Congratulations. I guess.
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    STROLLER GIRL

    New Baby
    Front: Congratulations on your new baby. Inside: Do you know who the daddy is?
    $2.00
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    STROLLER BOY

    New Baby
    Front: Congratulations on your new baby. Inside: Do you know who the daddy is?
    $1.00
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    SMALL SAVAGES

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    Front: Congratulations. Inside: Babies ruin everything.
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    OH BABY BABY

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    Front: I adore babies. Inside: But don't expect babysitting. Or diaper changes.
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    LEAKY BOOBIES

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    Front: Your baby is so cute. Inside: I'm lactating just looking at it.
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    BASTARD CHILD

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    Front: Congratulations. Inside: Your child is a bastard.
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    CUTIE PATOOTIE

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    Front: Congrats on the new baby. Inside: It's pretty fucking cute.
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    TOO CUTE FOR YOU

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    Front: What a beautiful baby Back: There must have been a mix-up at the hospital.
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    BIG BANG BABY

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    Front: How exciting. Inside: You aren't shooting blanks.
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    STICKY SOCKS

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    Front: So sweet and innocent. Inside: Until all his socks start sticking together.
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    BABY BITCH SPICE

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    Front: Sugar and spice and everything nice. Inside: Until puberty turns her into a bitch.
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    PUP PUP PUPPY

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    Front: Congrats on a great addition to the family. Inside: Though a dog would have been a better choice.
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    BIG BABY BIGGER VAGINA

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    Front: Congrats on another beautiful baby. Inside: You must have a huge vagina.
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    BIG OL TITTIES

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    Front: You have a beautiful pregnant glow. Inside: And your tits are huge.
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    BLAME THE DINGO

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    Front: Your baby deserves the best. Inside: So hand it over to me and I'll raise it.
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    SAFETY FIRST

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    Front: I heard you're expecting. Inside: I guess you don't believe in safe sex.
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    CRAZY BABY

    Cards
    Inside: Thing 4. They can rip your vagina apart during delivery, but you'll love that little bugger more than anything in the world. (Or they can be forcefully cut from your stomach while you're awake... either way, you'll need stitches, but you won't care cause you love them.)
    $5.50
  • Quick View

    JUST DON’T KILL IT

    Cards
    Inside: Tip 4. Talk to your parents + grandparents. (Want to feel better about being a parent? Ask an older generation about how they took care of babies. They did some crazy shit and still managed to keep your family tree going.)
    $5.50
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    PEE PEE PANTS

    Cards
    Front: One word of advice? Inside: Kegels.
    $5.50
  • Sale!
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    IT’S A GIRL

    New Baby
    Front: It's a girl. Inside: Or is it?
    $1.00
  • Out Of Stock
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    IT’S A BOY

    New Baby
    Front: It's a boy. Inside: Or is it?
    $2.00
  • Sale!
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    OH BABY BABY

    New Baby
    Front: You're having a baby? Inside: Oh shit. Is it mine?
    $1.00
  • Sale!
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    CAN’T BUY ME LOVE

    New Baby
    Front: Congratulations. Inside: Now you finally have someone to love you.
    $1.00
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    YOU GOT KNOCKED UP

    New Baby
    Front: I heard you got knocked up. Inside: Congratulations. I guess.
    $5.00
  • Out Of Stock
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    STROLLER GIRL

    New Baby
    Front: Congratulations on your new baby. Inside: Do you know who the daddy is?
    $2.00
  • Sale!
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    STROLLER BOY

    New Baby
    Front: Congratulations on your new baby. Inside: Do you know who the daddy is?
    $1.00
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    SMALL SAVAGES

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    Front: Congratulations. Inside: Babies ruin everything.
    $5.00
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    OH BABY BABY

    Cards
    Front: I adore babies. Inside: But don't expect babysitting. Or diaper changes.
    $5.00
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    LEAKY BOOBIES

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    Front: Your baby is so cute. Inside: I'm lactating just looking at it.
    $5.00
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    BASTARD CHILD

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    Front: Congratulations. Inside: Your child is a bastard.
    $5.00
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    CUTIE PATOOTIE

    Cards
    Front: Congrats on the new baby. Inside: It's pretty fucking cute.
    $5.50
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    TOO CUTE FOR YOU

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    Front: What a beautiful baby Back: There must have been a mix-up at the hospital.
    $5.00
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    BIG BANG BABY

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    Front: How exciting. Inside: You aren't shooting blanks.
    $5.00
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    STICKY SOCKS

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    Front: So sweet and innocent. Inside: Until all his socks start sticking together.
    $5.00
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    BABY BITCH SPICE

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    Front: Sugar and spice and everything nice. Inside: Until puberty turns her into a bitch.
    $5.00
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    PUP PUP PUPPY

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    Front: Congrats on a great addition to the family. Inside: Though a dog would have been a better choice.
    $5.00
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    BIG BABY BIGGER VAGINA

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    Front: Congrats on another beautiful baby. Inside: You must have a huge vagina.
    $5.00
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    BIG OL TITTIES

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    Front: You have a beautiful pregnant glow. Inside: And your tits are huge.
    $5.00
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    BLAME THE DINGO

    Cards
    Front: Your baby deserves the best. Inside: So hand it over to me and I'll raise it.
    $5.00
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    SAFETY FIRST

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    Front: I heard you're expecting. Inside: I guess you don't believe in safe sex.
    $5.00
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