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YOU SUCK TOGETHER
Front: Enjoy your wedding day. Back: Because I won't.Front: Enjoy your wedding day.
Back: Because I won’t.$5.00$2.50 Add to cartWEDDING CRASHERS
Front: I love going to weddings. Back: But there's no way I'm going to yours.Front: I love going to weddings.
Back: But there’s no way I’m going to yours.$5.00$2.50 Add to cartQUITTERS NEVER WED
Front: You're taking the walk down the aisle? Back: I thought you were going to quit on this like you do everything else.Front: You’re taking the walk down the aisle?
Back: I thought you were going to quit on this like you do everything else.$5.00$2.50 Add to cartSHEEPISH WEDDING
Front: Both of you have done a lot of wonderful things in your life. Back: But getting married isn't one of them.Front: Both of you have done a lot of wonderful things in your life.
Back: But getting married isn’t one of them.$5.00$2.50 Add to cartLIKE YOU, HATE YOU
Front: We've all been thinking about you. Back: And we've decided we don't like you anymore.Front: We’ve all been thinking about you.
Back: And we’ve decided we don’t like you anymore.$5.00$2.50 Add to cartI DON’T THINK
Front: Everyone has been thinking about you. Back: Well, not me.Front: Everyone has been thinking about you.
Back: Well, not me.$5.00$2.50 Add to cartYOU’RE AN ASSHOLE
Front: I'm sorry. Back: But you were a real ass.Front: I’m sorry.
Back: But you were a real ass.$5.00$2.50 Add to cartASKING FOR TROUBLE
Front: I'm really sorry. Back: But you asked for it.Front: I’m really sorry.
Back: But you asked for it.$5.00$2.50 Add to cartCUPID STINKS
Front: Cupid is great. Back: But I think his aim was off when he put us together.Front: Cupid is great.
Back: But I think his aim was off when he put us together.$5.00$2.50 Add to cartNO ONE LOVES TURTLES
Front: It's that time of year again. Back: Too bad no one loves you.Front: It’s that time of year again.
Back: Too bad no one loves you.$5.00$2.50 Add to cartTHERE’S NO CHANCE
Front: I spoke with cupid last night. Back: You're going to die alone.Front: I spoke with cupid last night.
Back: You’re going to die alone.$5.00$2.50 Add to cartLOVE SUCKS
Front: I love Valentine's Day. Back: I just don't love you.Front: I love Valentine’s Day.
Back: I just don’t love you.$5.00$2.50 Add to cartMAKE ME A SANDWICH
Front: You are an excellent mother and wife. Back: Though your cooking sucks.Front: You are an excellent mother and wife.
Back: Though your cooking sucks.$5.00$2.50 Add to cartMY GRAMMA IS THE BEST
Front: Not everyone gives their grandmas a Mother's Day card. Back: Slip me a twenty and we'll call it even.Front: Not everyone gives their grandmas a Mother’s Day card.
Back: Slip me a twenty and we’ll call it even.$5.00$2.50 Add to cartBAD MOMMY
Front: Congratulations on your first Mother's Day. Back: You're doing a terrible job.Front: Congratulations on your first Mother’s Day.
Back: You’re doing a terrible job.$5.00$2.50 Add to cartNEVER REGRET
Front: It's your first Mother's Day. Back: Regretting it yet?Front: It’s your first Mother’s Day.
Back: Regretting it yet?$5.00$2.50 Add to cartLITTLE BRAT
Front: Since it's your first Mother's Day I thought I'd get you a card. Back: We both know your little brat won't get you anything.Front: Since it’s your first Mother’s Day I thought I’d get you a card.
Back: We both know your little brat won’t get you anything.$5.00$2.50 Add to cartDADDY ISSUES
Front: I love you mom. Back: But where's my daddy?Front: I love you mom.
Back: But where’s my daddy?$5.00$2.50 Add to cart
