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DAMAGED GOODS
The "Damaged Goods" include a random mix of 10 of our greeting cards (and 10 envelopes) for only $10.00 (that's 80% off regular price)! Sound too good to be true? Well, there is a catch!.... The cards are all slightly damaged (hence the name).$10.00 Add to cartThe “Damaged Goods” include a random mix of 10 of our greeting cards (and 10 envelopes) for only $10.00 (that’s 80% off regular price)! Sound too good to be true? Well, there is a catch!…. The cards are all slightly damaged (hence the name).
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YOU SUCK TOGETHER
Front: Enjoy your wedding day. Inside: Because I won't.$2.50 Add to cartFront: Enjoy your wedding day.
Inside: Because I won’t. -
WEDDING CRASHERS
Front: I love going to weddings. Inside: But there's no way I'm going to yours.$2.00 Add to cartFront: I love going to weddings.
Inside: But there’s no way I’m going to yours. -
QUITTERS NEVER WED
Front: You're taking the walk down the aisle? Inside: I thought you were going to quit on this like you do everything else.$2.00 Add to cartFront: You’re taking the walk down the aisle?
Inside: I thought you were going to quit on this like you do everything else. -
SHEEPISH WEDDING
Front: Both of you have done a lot of wonderful things in your life. Inside: But getting married isn't one of them.$2.50 Add to cartFront: Both of you have done a lot of wonderful things in your life.
Inside: But getting married isn’t one of them. -
LIKE YOU, HATE YOU
Front: We've all been thinking about you. Inside: And we've decided we don't like you anymore.$2.00 Add to cartFront: We’ve all been thinking about you.
Inside: And we’ve decided we don’t like you anymore. -
I DON’T THINK
Front: Everyone has been thinking about you. Inside: Well, not me.$2.00 Select optionsFront: Everyone has been thinking about you.
Inside: Well, not me. -
YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE
Front: I'm sorry. Inside: But you were a real ass.$2.00 Add to cartFront: I’m sorry.
Inside: But you were a real ass. -
ASKING FOR TROUBLE
Front: I'm really sorry. Inside: But you asked for it.$2.00 Add to cartFront: I’m really sorry.
Inside: But you asked for it. -
CUPID STINKS
Front: Cupid is great. Inside: But I think his aim was off when he put us together.$2.00 Add to cartFront: Cupid is great.
Inside: But I think his aim was off when he put us together. -
NO ONE LOVES TURTLES
Front: It's that time of year again. Inside: Too bad no one loves you.$2.00 Add to cartFront: It’s that time of year again.
Inside: Too bad no one loves you. -
THERE’S NO CHANCE
Front: I spoke with cupid last night. Inside: You're going to die alone.$2.00 Add to cartFront: I spoke with cupid last night.
Inside: You’re going to die alone. -
LOVE SUCKS
Front: I love Valentine's Day. Inside: I just don't love you.$2.00 Add to cartFront: I love Valentine’s Day.
Inside: I just don’t love you. -
MAKE ME A SANDWICH
Front: You are an excellent mother and wife. Inside: Though your cooking sucks.$2.50 Add to cartFront: You are an excellent mother and wife.
Inside: Though your cooking sucks. -
MY GRAMMA IS THE BEST
Front: Not everyone gives their grandmas a Mother's Day card. Inside: Slip me a twenty and we'll call it even.$2.00 Add to cartFront: Not everyone gives their grandmas a Mother’s Day card.
Inside: Slip me a twenty and we’ll call it even. -
BAD MOMMY
Front: Congratulations on your first Mother's Day. Inside: You're doing a terrible job.$2.50 Add to cartFront: Congratulations on your first Mother’s Day.
Inside: You’re doing a terrible job. -
NEVER REGRET
Front: It's your first Mother's Day. Inside: Regretting it yet?$2.50 Add to cartFront: It’s your first Mother’s Day.
Inside: Regretting it yet? -
LITTLE BRAT
Front: Since it's your first Mother's Day I thought I'd get you a card. Inside: We both know your little brat won't get you anything.$2.50 Select optionsFront: Since it’s your first Mother’s Day I thought I’d get you a card.
Inside: We both know your little brat won’t get you anything.
