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WHORE CEO
CardsFront: Heard you got that job. Back: So is hooking just a part-time thing now?$1.00 -
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ALWAYS ON TOP
CardsFront: I heard you got a promotion. Back: Way to sleep your way to the top.$1.00 -
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GET A NEW, NEW HOUSE
CardsFront: Congratulations on your new home. Back: Looks like a real fixer upper.$1.00 -
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SHIP OUT SHITHEAD
CardsFront: We're so proud of you. Inside: Now you know the drill. Start packing.$1.00 -
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GLAD IT’S NOT ME
CardsFront: I'm sorry you're not feeling well. Inside: But better you than me.$1.00 -
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THE PRETENDERS
CardsFront: I heard you aren't feeling well. Inside: And I know you're pretending.$1.00 -
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ERIC, DON’T BREAK BONES
Get WellFront: I heard what happened. Inside: Wow, you just can't do anything right.$1.00 -
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MAKE ME DINNER
Get WellFront: I hope you're out of the hospital soon. Inside: I need someone to make me dinner.$1.00 -
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DONKEY SEX FUN TIME
CardsFront: Let's pin the tail on the donkey. Inside: Then we'll watch it have sex with a hooker.$1.00 -
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SUBLIME STONER
CardsFront: We should hang out more often. Inside: So put down the bong and let's get together.$1.00 -
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EIKCAM BUTTPUNCH
CardsFront: I know we'll be friends forever. Inside: Though I should tell you now, I don't like you that much.$1.00 -
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TOLD YA SO
Break UpFront: I'm sorry to hear about the divorce. Inside: But I gotta say, I told you so.$1.00 -
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FISH STICKS FISH DICKS
Break UpFront: There are plenty of fish in the sea. Inside: But do you really think you can do better?$1.00 -
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PANTS FEELING HEAVY
Bon VoyageFront: I love travelling. Inside: Though I always seem to get diarrhea.$1.00 -
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