Front: It’s your birthday.
Back: But don’t expect special treatment, I don’t like you that much.
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Front: I started to plan a big party for your birthday.
Back: But there was no one to invite since you have no friends.
Front: I got you the best birthday gift ever.
Back: But you don’t deserve the best. So I kept it.
Front: No birthday gift could express my true feelings for you.
Back: Except, maybe, a pile of crap.