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November 28, 2024
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LOVE MARRIAGE BABIES
CardsFront: First comes love. Then comes marriage. Inside: Then everyone starts bugging you about having kids.$5.00 -
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MAIL ORDER BRIDE
WeddingFront: Congrats on finding the perfect bride. Inside: Did you buy her off the internet?$5.00 -
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COME CUM
BirthdayFront: Your birthday is coming... Inside: And I will make you cum on your birthday.$5.50 -
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CAN’T BUY ME LOVE
New BabyFront: Congratulations. Inside: Now you finally have someone to love you.$1.00 -
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MERRY SANTA FUCKS
Gift TagsTag 1: Merry fucking Christmas. Tag 2: Santa hates you. Each package contains 10 Gift Tags (5 of each design) each with a piece of cotton twine for attaching the tag to a gift. The back of the tags are white with a space for "To" and "From". Givers need credit for their awesome gifts!$6.95 -
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THE CHEAPER THE BETTER
CardsFront: Today is the day of love. Inside: Oh, and cheap gifts and cheap sex.$5.00 -
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ROBOTS CAN CHEAT
CardsFront: You're the only thing on my mind. Back: Well, you and that blonde I nailed last night.$5.00 -
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MASTURBATION NATION
CardsFront: All I can do is think about you. Back: And it's making me touch myself.$5.00 -
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I’M A PERVERT
CardsFront: Just thought you should know that I'm thinking about you. Back: And you're naked.$5.00 -
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PANDAS LOVE HOOKERS
CardsFront: Missing you is the hardest thing I've ever done. Back: So last night I got a hooker.$5.00 -
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PENIS PARTY
CardsFront: I love your body, your mind, and your soul. Inside: But mostly, your penis.$5.00 -
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VAGINA PARTY
CardsFront: I love your body, your mind, and your soul. Inside: But mostly, your vagina.$5.00 -
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INSIDE OUT
CardsFront: You're as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside. Inside: I know. I've been inside you.$5.00 -
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