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    Front: Congrats on finding the perfect bride. Inside: Did you buy her off the internet?
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    COME CUM

    Birthday
    Front: Your birthday is coming... Inside: And I will make you cum on your birthday.
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    Front: You're having a baby? Inside: Oh shit. Is it mine?
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    Tag 1: Merry fucking Christmas. Tag 2: Santa hates you. Each package contains 10 Gift Tags (5 of each design) each with a piece of cotton twine for attaching the tag to a gift.  The back of the tags are white with a space for "To" and "From".  Givers need credit for their awesome gifts!
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    Front: What great news. Inside: You are capable of love.
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    Front: Today is the day of love. Inside: Oh, and cheap gifts and cheap sex.
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    Front: You're the only thing on my mind. Back: Well, you and that blonde I nailed last night.
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    MASTURBATION NATION

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    Front: All I can do is think about you. Back: And it's making me touch myself.
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    I’M A PERVERT

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    Front: Just thought you should know that I'm thinking about you. Back: And you're naked.
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    MOTHERLY LOVE

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    Front: I love you mom. Back: Even if you don't love me.
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    MOM VS DAD

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    Front: I love you mom. Back: But I love dad more.
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    PANDAS LOVE HOOKERS

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    Front: Missing you is the hardest thing I've ever done. Back: So last night I got a hooker.
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    LEFT OR RIGHT

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    Front: We're so lucky we found each other. Inside: I almost swiped left.
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    Front: I love you so much. Inside: You're so fucking hot.
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    Front: I love your body, your mind, and your soul. Inside: But mostly, your penis.
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    Front: I love your body, your mind, and your soul. Inside: But mostly, your vagina.
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    OLD AND SAGGY

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    Front: I will always love you. Inside: Even when you're old and saggy.
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    INSIDE OUT

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    Front: You're as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside. Inside: I know. I've been inside you.
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    LOVE STINKS

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    Front: Love is in the air. Inside: No wait. That's just my fart.
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    BONER ALERT

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    Front: I love you so much. Inside: I get a boner just looking at you.
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    Front: I love you. Inside: Well, I tolerate you.
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  • Quick View

    PRIDE BOT

    Cards
    Front: Love who you wanna love. Inside: I really don't give a shit.
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    LOVE MARRIAGE BABIES

    Wedding
    Front: First comes love.  Then comes marriage. Inside: Then everyone starts bugging you about having kids.
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    MAIL ORDER BRIDE

    Wedding
    Front: Congrats on finding the perfect bride. Inside: Did you buy her off the internet?
    $5.00
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    COME CUM

    Birthday
    Front: Your birthday is coming... Inside: And I will make you cum on your birthday.
    $5.00
  • Sale!
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    OH BABY BABY

    New Baby
    Front: You're having a baby? Inside: Oh shit. Is it mine?
    $2.00
  • Sale!
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    CAN’T BUY ME LOVE

    New Baby
    Front: Congratulations. Inside: Now you finally have someone to love you.
    $2.00
  • Out Of Stock
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    MERRY SANTA FUCKS

    Gift Tags
    Tag 1: Merry fucking Christmas. Tag 2: Santa hates you. Each package contains 10 Gift Tags (5 of each design) each with a piece of cotton twine for attaching the tag to a gift.  The back of the tags are white with a space for "To" and "From".  Givers need credit for their awesome gifts!
    $6.95
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    HORSES JUST FUCK

    Cards
    Front: What great news. Inside: You are capable of love.
    $5.00
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    THE CHEAPER THE BETTER

    Cards
    Front: Today is the day of love. Inside: Oh, and cheap gifts and cheap sex.
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    ROBOTS CAN CHEAT

    Cards
    Front: You're the only thing on my mind. Back: Well, you and that blonde I nailed last night.
    $5.00
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    MASTURBATION NATION

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    Front: All I can do is think about you. Back: And it's making me touch myself.
    $5.00
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    I’M A PERVERT

    Cards
    Front: Just thought you should know that I'm thinking about you. Back: And you're naked.
    $5.00
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    MOTHERLY LOVE

    Cards
    Front: I love you mom. Back: Even if you don't love me.
    $5.00
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    MOM VS DAD

    Cards
    Front: I love you mom. Back: But I love dad more.
    $5.00
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    PANDAS LOVE HOOKERS

    Cards
    Front: Missing you is the hardest thing I've ever done. Back: So last night I got a hooker.
    $5.00
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    LEFT OR RIGHT

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    Front: We're so lucky we found each other. Inside: I almost swiped left.
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    FEELING HOT HOT HOT

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    Front: I love you so much. Inside: You're so fucking hot.
    $5.00
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    PENIS PARTY

    Cards
    Front: I love your body, your mind, and your soul. Inside: But mostly, your penis.
    $5.00
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    VAGINA PARTY

    Cards
    Front: I love your body, your mind, and your soul. Inside: But mostly, your vagina.
    $5.00
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    OLD AND SAGGY

    Cards
    Front: I will always love you. Inside: Even when you're old and saggy.
    $5.00
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    INSIDE OUT

    Cards
    Front: You're as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside. Inside: I know. I've been inside you.
    $5.00
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    LOVE STINKS

    Cards
    Front: Love is in the air. Inside: No wait. That's just my fart.
    $5.00
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    BONER ALERT

    Cards
    Front: I love you so much. Inside: I get a boner just looking at you.
    $5.00
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    TOLERATE YOUR DATE

    Cards
    Front: I love you. Inside: Well, I tolerate you.
    $5.00
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