Front: Just thought you should know that I’m thinking about you.
Back: And you’re naked.
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Front: It’s your anniversary.
Inside: But who the fuck cares? (besides you two)
Front: Happy Anniversary.
Inside: Let’s have sex. Please.
Front: Happy Anniversary, babe. You’re great.
Inside: But I’m definitely better.