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Front: You are a great husband and father. Back: But it’s time for the snip-snip
Front: I wish you the best of luck. Back: Even though you don’t deserve it.
Front: Being with you all these years has been great. Back: Funny thing is, I was joking when I proposed.
Go fuck yourself.
I should kick your ass.
Front: Congratulations on your big day. Back: It’s about fucking time.
Front: Just thought you should know that I’m thinking about you. Back: And you’re naked.
Front: Mother-in-laws deserve cards too. Back: Though I don’t know why. You didn’t raise me.
Front: I miss you already. Back: So just leave so we can get this over with.
Front: I heard you got that job. Back: I guess no one else applied.
Front: Hey friend. Back: Did you lose my number? Jerk.
Front: Father-in-laws deserve cards too. Back: Though I don’t know why. You didn’t raise me.
Front: Congratulations. Back: You finally grew a pair.