Front: It’s your birthday.
Inside: So go fuck yourself.
(verified owner) – June 10, 2020
So well scripted and always has a lasting impact. This card is universally funny and everyone loves it!
– June 11, 2020
This was actually the VERY FIRST card idea I ever had!
Such a beautiful and sentimental mind I have…
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Front: It’s your birthday, which means you should spoil yourself.
Inside: Maybe just lay off the cake. You’re looking kinda pudgy.
Front: Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you.
Inside: Shut the fuck up.
Front: Happy Birthday.
Inside: For the record, I’m only giving you this cuz it improves my chances of getting laid.