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Front: Sorry that you’re going through this. Back: If you need stronger drugs, just ask.
Front: You’ll get through this. Back: You’re a tough motherfucker.
Front: Get well soon. Back: You look like shit.
Front: What terrible news. Back: Cancer fucking sucks.
Front: Get well soon. Back: Or stop your whining.
Front: Not feeling well? Back: Boo-frickin-who.
Front: Get well soon. Back: Or else.
Front: Hope you feel better soon. Back: You sick bastard.
Front: They say laughter is the best medicine. Back: Too bad you don’t have a sense of humour.
Front: You’re in the hospital? Back: Loser.
Front: I’m sorry you’re not feeling well. Back: But better you than me.
Front: I heard you aren’t feeling well. Back: And I know you’re pretending.
Front: I heard what happened. Back: Wow, you just can’t do anything right.
Front: I hope you’re out of the hospital soon. Back: I need someone to make me dinner.