Get Well
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GIMME THE HARD STUFF
Front: Sorry that you're going through this.
Back: If you need stronger drugs, just ask.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Sorry that you’re going through this.
Back: If you need stronger drugs, just ask.
THAT FUCKER BE TOUGH
Front: You'll get through this.
Back: You're a tough motherfucker.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’ll get through this.
Back: You’re a tough motherfucker.
SHIT POOP POO POO
Front: Get well soon.
Back: You look like shit.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Get well soon.
Back: You look like shit.
CANCER SUCKS BALLS
Front: What terrible news.
Back: Cancer fucking sucks.$5.00 Add to cartFront: What terrible news.
Back: Cancer fucking sucks.
OWLS ARE LITTLE PUSSIES
Front: Get well soon.
Back: Or stop your whining.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Get well soon.
Back: Or stop your whining.
CRY BABY
Front: Not feeling well?
Back: Boo-frickin-who.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Not feeling well?
Back: Boo-frickin-who.
HERE IS A CARD
Front: Get well soon.
Back: Or else.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Get well soon.
Back: Or else.
SICK BASTARD
Front: Hope you feel better soon.
Back: You sick bastard.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Hope you feel better soon.
Back: You sick bastard.
WATCH LETTERMAN
Front: They say laughter is the best medicine.
Back: Too bad you don't have a sense of humour.$5.00 Add to cartFront: They say laughter is the best medicine.
Back: Too bad you don’t have a sense of humour.
ONLY LOSERS GET SICK
Front: You're in the hospital?
Back: Loser.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’re in the hospital?
Back: Loser.
GLAD IT’S NOT ME
Front: I'm sorry you're not feeling well.
Back: But better you than me.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I’m sorry you’re not feeling well.
Back: But better you than me.
THE PRETENDERS
Front: I heard you aren't feeling well.
Back: And I know you're pretending.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I heard you aren’t feeling well.
Back: And I know you’re pretending.
ERIC, DON’T BREAK BONES
Front: I heard what happened.
Back: Wow, you just can't do anything right.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I heard what happened.
Back: Wow, you just can’t do anything right.
MAKE ME DINNER
Front: I hope you're out of the hospital soon.
Back: I need someone to make me dinner.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I hope you’re out of the hospital soon.
Back: I need someone to make me dinner.
