Retirement
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SHITTY ATTITUDE
Front: I'm happy to hear that you're retiring.
Back: Now I don't have to put up with your shitty attitude.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I’m happy to hear that you’re retiring.
Back: Now I don’t have to put up with your shitty attitude.
I WANT YOU GONE
Front: It's great that you're retiring.
Back: I've been wanting to get rid of you for years.$5.00 Add to cartFront: It’s great that you’re retiring.
Back: I’ve been wanting to get rid of you for years.
OUT OF YOUR MIND
Front: I heard you retired.
Back: Are you out of your fucking mind?$5.00 Add to cartFront: I heard you retired.
Back: Are you out of your fucking mind?
SUCKERS MOTHERFUCKERS
Front: Congrats on your retirement.
Back: Work is for suckers anyway.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congrats on your retirement.
Back: Work is for suckers anyway.
SOON IT WILL ALL END
Front: Retirement is an important step in a person's life.
Back: It's also the last step before death.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Retirement is an important step in a person’s life.
Back: It’s also the last step before death.
TOO OLD TO WORK
Front: I heard you're retiring.
Back: Finally admitting you're too old?$5.00 Add to cartFront: I heard you’re retiring.
Back: Finally admitting you’re too old?
TOO OLD TO RETIRE
Front: Finally retiring?
Back: Should you have done that years ago?$5.00 Add to cartFront: Finally retiring?
Back: Should you have done that years ago?
JOBLESS LOSER
Front: Wow, so you're retiring.
Back: I didn't even know you had a job.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Wow, so you’re retiring.
Back: I didn’t even know you had a job.
SETTLE DOWN MAN
Front: You've finally retired.
Back: I guess that leaves more time for whoring around.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’ve finally retired.
Back: I guess that leaves more time for whoring around.
BEER BELLY BUTTON
Front: It's time to retire, huh?
Back: What from? Sitting on the couch?$5.00 Add to cartFront: It’s time to retire, huh?
Back: What from? Sitting on the couch?
