Retirement
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SHITTY ATTITUDE
Front: I'm happy to hear that you're retiring. Back: Now I don't have to put up with your shitty attitude.Front: I’m happy to hear that you’re retiring.
Back: Now I don’t have to put up with your shitty attitude. -
I WANT YOU GONE
Front: It's great that you're retiring. Back: I've been wanting to get rid of you for years.Front: It’s great that you’re retiring.
Back: I’ve been wanting to get rid of you for years. -
OUT OF YOUR MIND
Front: I heard you retired. Back: Are you out of your fucking mind?Front: I heard you retired.
Back: Are you out of your fucking mind? -
SUCKERS MOTHERFUCKERS
Front: Congrats on your retirement. Back: Work is for suckers anyway.Front: Congrats on your retirement.
Back: Work is for suckers anyway. -
SOON IT WILL ALL END
Front: Retirement is an important step in a person's life. Back: It's also the last step before death.Front: Retirement is an important step in a person’s life.
Back: It’s also the last step before death. -
TOO OLD TO WORK
Front: I heard you're retiring. Inside: Finally admitting you're too old?Front: I heard you’re retiring.
Inside: Finally admitting you’re too old? -
TOO OLD TO RETIRE
Front: Finally retiring? Back: Should you have done that years ago?Front: Finally retiring?
Back: Should you have done that years ago? -
JOBLESS LOSER
Front: Wow, so you're retiring. Back: I didn't even know you had a job.Front: Wow, so you’re retiring.
Back: I didn’t even know you had a job. -
SETTLE DOWN MAN
Front: You've finally retired. Back: I guess that leaves more time for whoring around.Front: You’ve finally retired.
Back: I guess that leaves more time for whoring around. -
BEER BELLY BUTTON
Front: It's time to retire, huh? Back: What from? Sitting on the couch?Front: It’s time to retire, huh?
Back: What from? Sitting on the couch?