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    SHITTY ATTITUDE

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    Front: I'm happy to hear that you're retiring. Inside: Now I don't have to put up with your shitty attitude.
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    I WANT YOU GONE

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    Front: It's great that you're retiring. Inside: I've been wanting to get rid of you for years.
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    OUT OF YOUR MIND

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    Front: I heard you retired. Inside: Are you out of your fucking mind?
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    SUCKERS MOTHERFUCKERS

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    Front: Congrats on your retirement. Inside: Work is for suckers anyway.
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    SOON IT WILL ALL END

    Cards
    Front: Retirement is an important step in a person's life. Inside: It's also the last step before death.
    $5.00
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    TOO OLD TO WORK

    Cards
    Front: I heard you're retiring. Inside: Finally admitting you're too old?
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    TOO OLD TO RETIRE

    Cards
    Front: Finally retiring? Inside: Should you have done that years ago?
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    JOBLESS LOSER

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    Front: Wow, so you're retiring. Inside: I didn't even know you had a job.
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    SETTLE DOWN MAN

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    Front: You've finally retired. Inside: I guess that leaves more time for whoring around.
    $1.00
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    BEER BELLY BUTTON

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    Front: It's time to retire, huh? Inside: What from? Sitting on the couch?
    $1.00

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    SHITTY ATTITUDE

    Cards
    Front: I'm happy to hear that you're retiring. Inside: Now I don't have to put up with your shitty attitude.
    $5.00
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    I WANT YOU GONE

    Cards
    Front: It's great that you're retiring. Inside: I've been wanting to get rid of you for years.
    $5.00
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    OUT OF YOUR MIND

    Cards
    Front: I heard you retired. Inside: Are you out of your fucking mind?
    $5.00
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    SUCKERS MOTHERFUCKERS

    Cards
    Front: Congrats on your retirement. Inside: Work is for suckers anyway.
    $5.00
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    SOON IT WILL ALL END

    Cards
    Front: Retirement is an important step in a person's life. Inside: It's also the last step before death.
    $5.00
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    TOO OLD TO WORK

    Cards
    Front: I heard you're retiring. Inside: Finally admitting you're too old?
    $5.00
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    TOO OLD TO RETIRE

    Cards
    Front: Finally retiring? Inside: Should you have done that years ago?
    $5.00
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    JOBLESS LOSER

    Cards
    Front: Wow, so you're retiring. Inside: I didn't even know you had a job.
    $5.00
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    SETTLE DOWN MAN

    Cards
    Front: You've finally retired. Inside: I guess that leaves more time for whoring around.
    $1.00
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    BEER BELLY BUTTON

    Cards
    Front: It's time to retire, huh? Inside: What from? Sitting on the couch?
    $1.00
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