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November 25, 2025
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BirthdayFront: What do you get for the single, childless person in your life? Inside: Nothing. Their life is already perfect.$5.95 -
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BirthdayFront: How should we celebrate your birthday? Inside: Fingerbanging and a handjob?$5.95 -
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BirthdayFront: Let's celebrate your special day. Inside: Husbands have to stay at home though.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewADULTS GET NOTHING
BirthdayFront: We planned to buy you something amazing. Inside: Then we realized that we're adults and this card is your gift.$5.95 -
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BirthdayFront: What would you like for your birthday? Inside: New hearing aid? Hip replacement?$5.95 -
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BirthdayFront: Don’t be upset about getting older. Inside: Be upset that you look terrible for your age.$5.95 -
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BirthdayFront: I love it when you open a birthday card and money falls out. Inside: Too bad for you, I’m a tightwad.$5.95 -
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BirthdayFront: We should party for your birthday. Inside: As long as it’s not too loud and we’re done by 9pm.$5.95 -
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BirthdayFront: Celebrating your birthday with the family? Inside: Those fucktards better know how to party.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewTHIS IS ALL YOU GET
BirthdayFront: In honour of your birthday, here is a birthday card. Inside: Presents are overrated.$5.95 -
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BirthdayFront: Everyone here wishes you an incredibly happy birthday. Inside: Well, one of us wants you to get explosive diarrhea.$5.95 -
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BirthdayFront: You've made another trip around the sun. Inside: And it shows... you should moisturize.$5.95
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NO SPOUSE NO PROBLEM
BirthdayFront: What do you get for the single, childless person in your life? Inside: Nothing. Their life is already perfect.$5.95 -
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MANUAL LABOUR
BirthdayFront: How should we celebrate your birthday? Inside: Fingerbanging and a handjob?$5.95 -
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SOME ARE NOT INVITED
BirthdayFront: Let's celebrate your special day. Inside: Husbands have to stay at home though.$5.95 -
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ADULTS GET NOTHING
BirthdayFront: We planned to buy you something amazing. Inside: Then we realized that we're adults and this card is your gift.$5.95 -
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THE PERFECT GIFT
BirthdayFront: What would you like for your birthday? Inside: New hearing aid? Hip replacement?$5.95 -
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LOOKING TERRIBLE
BirthdayFront: Don’t be upset about getting older. Inside: Be upset that you look terrible for your age.$5.95 -
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TIGHTWAD OF CASH
BirthdayFront: I love it when you open a birthday card and money falls out. Inside: Too bad for you, I’m a tightwad.$5.95 -
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MY OWN CURFEW
BirthdayFront: We should party for your birthday. Inside: As long as it’s not too loud and we’re done by 9pm.$5.95 -
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FUCKTARDS PARTY HARD
BirthdayFront: Celebrating your birthday with the family? Inside: Those fucktards better know how to party.$5.95 -
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THIS IS ALL YOU GET
BirthdayFront: In honour of your birthday, here is a birthday card. Inside: Presents are overrated.$5.95 -
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POO POO PANTS
BirthdayFront: Everyone here wishes you an incredibly happy birthday. Inside: Well, one of us wants you to get explosive diarrhea.$5.95 -
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USE THAT SPF
BirthdayFront: You've made another trip around the sun. Inside: And it shows... you should moisturize.$5.95 -
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BirthdayFront: Sending you warm birthday hugs. Inside: And a double-handed ass grab.$5.95 -
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Father's DayFront: Dads, stepdads, grandpas, and fathers-in-law... Inside: Are they all complete assholes or just you?$5.95
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