THE EVOLUTION OF OUR OFFICE
January 26, 2026
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Mother's DayFront: A stay-at-home-mom is the hardest job in the world. Inside: Are you ready to quit yet?$5.95 -
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Mother's DayFront: Mom, you did a great job raising me. Inside: But I’m an adult now, so you can back the fuck off.$5.95 -
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LoveFront: I want to show you how much I love you. Inside: But I don’t want your pubes in my teeth.$5.95 -
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Get WellFront: Wishing you a speedy recovery. Inside: It’s hard seeing you so pathetic.$5.95 -
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Get WellFront: Sorry to hear that you're sick. Inside: Is that why you’ve been such a miserable asshole?$5.95 -
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CongratulationsFront: Congratulations. Inside: You're not a worthless piece of shit.$5.95 -
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New BabyFront: Congrats on the addition to your family. Inside: Must say, this baby is not your best work.$5.95 -
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New BabyFront: You are going to make excellent parents. Inside: Just do the opposite of whatever your parents did.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewSEX CAME FIRST
New BabyFront: Congratulations on the new baby. Inside: But shame on you for engaging in premarital sex.$5.95
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DENTAL CLEANING REQUIRE
LoveFront: I want to show you how much I love you. Inside: But I don’t want your pubes in my teeth.$5.95 -
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PATHETIC SICKO
Get WellFront: Wishing you a speedy recovery. Inside: It’s hard seeing you so pathetic.$5.95 -
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MISERABLE ASSHOLE
Get WellFront: Sorry to hear that you're sick. Inside: Is that why you’ve been such a miserable asshole?$5.95 -
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WORTHLESS SHIT
CongratulationsFront: Congratulations. Inside: You're not a worthless piece of shit.$5.95 -
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YOU’VE DONE BETTER
New BabyFront: Congrats on the addition to your family. Inside: Must say, this baby is not your best work.$5.95 -
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DO BETTER
New BabyFront: You are going to make excellent parents. Inside: Just do the opposite of whatever your parents did.$5.95 -
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SEX CAME FIRST
New BabyFront: Congratulations on the new baby. Inside: But shame on you for engaging in premarital sex.$5.95 -
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AnniversaryFront: Happy Anniversary to us. We’re perfect together. Inside: In our own fucked up way.$5.95 -
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AnniversaryFront: Congratulations on your anniversary. Inside: How you’ve been able to stand each other this long is a freaking miracle.$5.95 -
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