Birthday
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NO CASH VALUE
Front: Everyone loves getting money in a card. Inside: But I don't want to put a dollar value on our relationship.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Everyone loves getting money in a card.
Inside: But I don’t want to put a dollar value on our relationship. -
TOO MUCH MOOLA
Front: We found you the perfect birthday gift. Inside: It was expensive. So we didn't buy it.$5.00 Add to cartFront: We found you the perfect birthday gift.
Inside: It was expensive. So we didn’t buy it. -
CRAZY SHIT
Front: You deserve to be celebrated. Inside: You do a lot of crazy shit... And you're still alive.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You deserve to be celebrated.
Inside: You do a lot of crazy shit… And you’re still alive. -
COME CUM
Front: Your birthday is coming... Inside: And I will make you cum on your birthday.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Your birthday is coming…
Inside: And I will make you cum on your birthday. -
GIMME CAKE
Front: Thanks for inviting me to your birthday party. Inside: Now where's the cake?Front: Thanks for inviting me to your birthday party.
Inside: Now where’s the cake?$5.00$2.00 Select options -
STOP GETTING OLD
Front: Every year you get older. Inside: And every year I like you less.Front: Every year you get older.
Inside: And every year I like you less.$5.00$2.50 Add to cart -
NOT AN AGELESS BEAUTY
Front: You haven't aged a day since we met. Inside: But you looked old back then.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You haven’t aged a day since we met.
Inside: But you looked old back then. -
CARD CARD GIFT CARD
Front: Want your birthday gift? Inside: Here's a gift card. Go get it.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Want your birthday gift?
Inside: Here’s a gift card. Go get it. -
NATALIE LIKES OWLS
Front: You're a real hoot. Inside: Oops, I mean ho. You're a real ho.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’re a real hoot.
Inside: Oops, I mean ho. You’re a real ho. -
MISTAKES HAPPEN
Front: Let's celebrate your birth. Inside: Even though you were an unplanned pregnancy.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Let’s celebrate your birth.
Inside: Even though you were an unplanned pregnancy. -
WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY
Front: It's your birthday. Inside: Or was your birthday? Or is almost your birthday? When the fuck is your birthday?$5.00 Add to cartFront: It’s your birthday.
Inside: Or was your birthday? Or is almost your birthday? When the fuck is your birthday? -
DEFINITELY TOO OLD
Front: A piece of birthday advice for you? Back: Start lying about your age.$5.00 Add to cartFront: A piece of birthday advice for you?
Back: Start lying about your age. -
OLD BROAD
Front: Happy Birthday. Inside: You old broad.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy Birthday.
Inside: You old broad. -
MOMMY’S VAG
Front: Your birthday is a reason to celebrate. Back: Celebrate coming out of your mom's vagina.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Your birthday is a reason to celebrate.
Back: Celebrate coming out of your mom’s vagina. -
DEAD BEAT
Front: Happy birthday. Inside: Think you'll make it to the next one?$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy birthday.
Inside: Think you’ll make it to the next one? -
ANOTHER FUCKING DAY
Front: Have a very happy birthday. Inside: Or don't. I don't fucking care.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Have a very happy birthday.
Inside: Or don’t. I don’t fucking care. -
MEAT AND MORE MEAT
Front: It's time to celebrate you. Inside: Dinner and a bj?$5.00 Add to cartFront: It’s time to celebrate you.
Inside: Dinner and a bj? -
DRINK DRANK DRUNK
Front: Another birthday. Inside: Another reason to get shit-faced.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Another birthday.
Inside: Another reason to get shit-faced.
