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Front: You haven’t aged a day since we met. Back: But you looked old back then.
Front: Want your birthday gift? Back: Here’s a gift card. Go get it.
Front: You’re a real hoot. Back: Oops, I mean ho. You’re a real ho.
Front: Let’s celebrate your birth. Back: Even though you were an unplanned pregnancy.
Front: It’s your birthday. Back: Or was your birthday? Or is almost your birthday? When the fuck is your birthday?
Front: A piece of birthday advice for you? Back: Start lying about your age.
Front: Happy Birthday. Back: You old broad.
Front: Your birthday is a reason to celebrate. Back: Celebrate coming out of your mom’s vagina.
Front: Happy birthday. Back: Think you’ll make it to the next one?
Front: Have a very happy birthday. Back: Or don’t. I don’t fucking care.
Front: It’s time to celebrate you. Back: Dinner and a bj?
Front: Another birthday. Back: Another reason to get shit-faced.
Front: Getting old is hard. Back: Especially when you start looking like shit.
Front: May all your birthday wishes come true. Back: You fucking pervert.
Front: What do you get for someone who has everything? Back: Nothing.
Front: We found you an amazing birthday gift. Back: But somehow a two-dollar whole didn’t seem appropriate.
Front: We decided to all chip in for your birthday. Back: This card is pretty great, huh?
Front: This year your birthday is extra special. Back: So go get laid.