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    Birthday
    Front: Gift cards are the perfect gift. Inside: For people that are too damn picky.
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    FUCKING BIRTHDAY

    Birthday
    Front: Heard that you're celebrating a big day. Inside: Happy fucking birthday.
    $5.00
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    Birthday
    Front: Got big birthday plans? Inside: Or another night of drinking alone?
    $5.00
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    NETFLIX, CARD, AND CHILL

    Birthday
    Front: You deserve a huge birthday celebration. Inside: But I'm just giving you a card and buying take-out.
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    SILVER SHORT CURLY

    Birthday
    Front: Getting older isn't so bad. Inside: Until the first grey pubic hair arrives.
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    BEST GIFT OF ALL

    Birthday
    Front: Happy birthday to my dearest love. Inside: Instead of a gift can I just go down on you?
    $5.00
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    ALL ABOUT YOU

    Birthday
    Front: Today is all about you. Inside: You're so selfish.
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    TOO OLD FOR THAT SHIT

    Birthday
    Front: Birthdays are a time to party. Inside: Too bad we're too old for that shit.
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    NO CASH VALUE

    Birthday
    Front: Everyone loves getting money in a card. Inside: But I don't want to put a dollar value on our relationship.
    $5.00
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    TOO MUCH MOOLA

    Birthday
    Front: We found you the perfect birthday gift. Inside: It was expensive. So we didn't buy it.
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    CRAZY SHIT

    Birthday
    Front: You deserve to be celebrated. Inside: You do a lot of crazy shit... And you're still alive.
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    COME CUM

    Birthday
    Front: Your birthday is coming... Inside: And I will make you cum on your birthday.
    $5.00
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    STOP GETTING OLD

    Birthday
    Front: Every year you get older. Inside: And every year I like you less.
    $2.50
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    NOT AN AGELESS BEAUTY

    Birthday
    Front: You haven't aged a day since we met. Inside: But you looked old back then.
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    CARD CARD GIFT CARD

    Birthday
    Front: Want your birthday gift? Inside: Here's a gift card. Go get it.
    $5.00
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    NATALIE LIKES OWLS

    Birthday
    Front: You're a real hoot. Inside: Oops, I mean ho. You're a real ho.
    $5.00
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    MISTAKES HAPPEN

    Birthday
    Front: Let's celebrate your birth. Inside: Even though you were an unplanned pregnancy.
    $5.00
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    WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY

    Birthday
    Front: It's your birthday. Inside: Or was your birthday? Or is almost your birthday? When the fuck is your birthday?
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    DEFINITELY TOO OLD

    Birthday
    Front: A piece of birthday advice for you? Inside: Start lying about your age.
    $5.00
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    OLD BROAD

    Birthday
    Front: Happy Birthday. Inside: You old broad.
    $5.00
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    MOMMY’S VAG

    Birthday
    Front: Your birthday is a reason to celebrate. Inside: Celebrate coming out of your mom's vagina.
    $5.00
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    DEAD BEAT

    Birthday
    Front: Happy birthday. Inside: Think you'll make it to the next one?
    $5.00
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    ANOTHER FUCKING DAY

    Birthday
    Front: Have a very happy birthday. Inside: Or don't. I don't fucking care.
    $5.00
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    MEAT AND MORE MEAT

    Birthday
    Front: It's time to celebrate you. Inside: Dinner and a bj?
    $5.00

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  • Quick View

    PICKY NOSE PICKER

    Birthday
    Front: Gift cards are the perfect gift. Inside: For people that are too damn picky.
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    FUCKING BIRTHDAY

    Birthday
    Front: Heard that you're celebrating a big day. Inside: Happy fucking birthday.
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    DAY DRINK DAY DRUNK

    Birthday
    Front: Got big birthday plans? Inside: Or another night of drinking alone?
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    NETFLIX, CARD, AND CHILL

    Birthday
    Front: You deserve a huge birthday celebration. Inside: But I'm just giving you a card and buying take-out.
    $5.00
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    SILVER SHORT CURLY

    Birthday
    Front: Getting older isn't so bad. Inside: Until the first grey pubic hair arrives.
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    BEST GIFT OF ALL

    Birthday
    Front: Happy birthday to my dearest love. Inside: Instead of a gift can I just go down on you?
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    ALL ABOUT YOU

    Birthday
    Front: Today is all about you. Inside: You're so selfish.
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    TOO OLD FOR THAT SHIT

    Birthday
    Front: Birthdays are a time to party. Inside: Too bad we're too old for that shit.
    $5.00
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    NO CASH VALUE

    Birthday
    Front: Everyone loves getting money in a card. Inside: But I don't want to put a dollar value on our relationship.
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    TOO MUCH MOOLA

    Birthday
    Front: We found you the perfect birthday gift. Inside: It was expensive. So we didn't buy it.
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    CRAZY SHIT

    Birthday
    Front: You deserve to be celebrated. Inside: You do a lot of crazy shit... And you're still alive.
    $5.00
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    COME CUM

    Birthday
    Front: Your birthday is coming... Inside: And I will make you cum on your birthday.
    $5.00
  • Sale!
    Quick View

    STOP GETTING OLD

    Birthday
    Front: Every year you get older. Inside: And every year I like you less.
    $2.50
  • Quick View

    NOT AN AGELESS BEAUTY

    Birthday
    Front: You haven't aged a day since we met. Inside: But you looked old back then.
    $5.00
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    CARD CARD GIFT CARD

    Birthday
    Front: Want your birthday gift? Inside: Here's a gift card. Go get it.
    $5.00
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    NATALIE LIKES OWLS

    Birthday
    Front: You're a real hoot. Inside: Oops, I mean ho. You're a real ho.
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    MISTAKES HAPPEN

    Birthday
    Front: Let's celebrate your birth. Inside: Even though you were an unplanned pregnancy.
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY

    Birthday
    Front: It's your birthday. Inside: Or was your birthday? Or is almost your birthday? When the fuck is your birthday?
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    DEFINITELY TOO OLD

    Birthday
    Front: A piece of birthday advice for you? Inside: Start lying about your age.
    $5.00
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    OLD BROAD

    Birthday
    Front: Happy Birthday. Inside: You old broad.
    $5.00
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    MOMMY’S VAG

    Birthday
    Front: Your birthday is a reason to celebrate. Inside: Celebrate coming out of your mom's vagina.
    $5.00
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    DEAD BEAT

    Birthday
    Front: Happy birthday. Inside: Think you'll make it to the next one?
    $5.00
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    ANOTHER FUCKING DAY

    Birthday
    Front: Have a very happy birthday. Inside: Or don't. I don't fucking care.
    $5.00
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    MEAT AND MORE MEAT

    Birthday
    Front: It's time to celebrate you. Inside: Dinner and a bj?
    $5.00
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