THE EVOLUTION OF OUR OFFICE
January 26, 2026
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BirthdayFront: What do you get for the single, childless person in your life? Inside: Nothing. Their life is already perfect.$5.95 -
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BirthdayFront: How should we celebrate your birthday? Inside: Fingerbanging and a handjob?$5.95 -
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BirthdayFront: Let's celebrate your special day. Inside: Husbands have to stay at home though.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewADULTS GET NOTHING
BirthdayFront: We planned to buy you something amazing. Inside: Then we realized that we're adults and this card is your gift.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewTHE PERFECT GIFT
BirthdayFront: What would you like for your birthday? Inside: New hearing aid? Hip replacement?$5.95 -
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Quick ViewLOOKING TERRIBLE
BirthdayFront: Don’t be upset about getting older. Inside: Be upset that you look terrible for your age.$5.95 -
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BirthdayFront: I love it when you open a birthday card and money falls out. Inside: Too bad for you, I’m a tightwad.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewMY OWN CURFEW
BirthdayFront: We should party for your birthday. Inside: As long as it’s not too loud and we’re done by 9pm.$5.95 -
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BirthdayFront: Celebrating your birthday with the family? Inside: Those fucktards better know how to party.$5.95 -
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BirthdayFront: In honour of your birthday, here is a birthday card. Inside: Presents are overrated.$5.95 -
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BirthdayFront: Everyone here wishes you an incredibly happy birthday. Inside: Well, one of us wants you to get explosive diarrhea.$5.95 -
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BirthdayFront: You've made another trip around the sun. Inside: And it shows... you should moisturize.$5.95 -
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BirthdayFront: Sending you warm birthday hugs. Inside: And a double-handed ass grab.$5.95 -
Quick ViewOH HAPPY DAY
BirthdayFront: Wishing you the happiest of days. Inside: If it's not a happy day, that's on you.$5.95 -
Quick ViewPARTIES SUCK
BirthdayFront: Time for your birthday party. Inside: Just so you know, I'm leaving after the cake and I didn't get a gift.$5.95 -
Quick ViewEAT EAT EAT
BirthdayFront: Today is your special day. Inside: Eat whatever the fuck you want.$5.95 -
Quick ViewBIRTHDAY BEAR DICK
BirthdayFront: Cheers to another year. Inside: Of dicking around until you die.$5.95 -
Quick ViewGIFTY GIFTY NEVER GETS
BirthdayInside: Now you know why this card didn't come with a gift. (You're either a spoiled asshole kid or a grown-up that can buy their own damn stuff.)$5.95 -
Quick ViewFUCKING BIRTHDAY CARDS
BirthdayInside: Reason 4. It likely means that I was invited to a celebration of some sort. (That means being around people.)$5.95 -
Quick ViewGETTING OLDER
BirthdayInside: Reason 4. This is total bullshit. Getting older sucks. (Your body aches, your knees make noises + you sag a little more + more with each passing year.)$5.95 -
Quick ViewSNAIL MAIL IS THE BEST
BirthdayInside: 3. Go out of your way to purchase them a birthday card in advance. Write a message, sign your name and mail or hand deliver the card to the birthday person. (Yes, this piece of paper that you spent money on will end up getting tossed, but the birthday person will know that, without a doubt, you are better than the folks that only did #1 or #2.)$5.95
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NO SPOUSE NO PROBLEM
BirthdayFront: What do you get for the single, childless person in your life? Inside: Nothing. Their life is already perfect.$5.95 -
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MANUAL LABOUR
BirthdayFront: How should we celebrate your birthday? Inside: Fingerbanging and a handjob?$5.95 -
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SOME ARE NOT INVITED
BirthdayFront: Let's celebrate your special day. Inside: Husbands have to stay at home though.$5.95 -
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ADULTS GET NOTHING
BirthdayFront: We planned to buy you something amazing. Inside: Then we realized that we're adults and this card is your gift.$5.95 -
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THE PERFECT GIFT
BirthdayFront: What would you like for your birthday? Inside: New hearing aid? Hip replacement?$5.95 -
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LOOKING TERRIBLE
BirthdayFront: Don’t be upset about getting older. Inside: Be upset that you look terrible for your age.$5.95 -
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TIGHTWAD OF CASH
BirthdayFront: I love it when you open a birthday card and money falls out. Inside: Too bad for you, I’m a tightwad.$5.95 -
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MY OWN CURFEW
BirthdayFront: We should party for your birthday. Inside: As long as it’s not too loud and we’re done by 9pm.$5.95 -
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FUCKTARDS PARTY HARD
BirthdayFront: Celebrating your birthday with the family? Inside: Those fucktards better know how to party.$5.95 -
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THIS IS ALL YOU GET
BirthdayFront: In honour of your birthday, here is a birthday card. Inside: Presents are overrated.$5.95 -
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POO POO PANTS
BirthdayFront: Everyone here wishes you an incredibly happy birthday. Inside: Well, one of us wants you to get explosive diarrhea.$5.95 -
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USE THAT SPF
BirthdayFront: You've made another trip around the sun. Inside: And it shows... you should moisturize.$5.95 -
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DOUBLE FISTED
BirthdayFront: Sending you warm birthday hugs. Inside: And a double-handed ass grab.$5.95 -
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OH HAPPY DAY
BirthdayFront: Wishing you the happiest of days. Inside: If it's not a happy day, that's on you.$5.95 -
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PARTIES SUCK
BirthdayFront: Time for your birthday party. Inside: Just so you know, I'm leaving after the cake and I didn't get a gift.$5.95 -
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EAT EAT EAT
BirthdayFront: Today is your special day. Inside: Eat whatever the fuck you want.$5.95 -
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BIRTHDAY BEAR DICK
BirthdayFront: Cheers to another year. Inside: Of dicking around until you die.$5.95 -
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GIFTY GIFTY NEVER GETS
BirthdayInside: Now you know why this card didn't come with a gift. (You're either a spoiled asshole kid or a grown-up that can buy their own damn stuff.)$5.95 -
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FUCKING BIRTHDAY CARDS
BirthdayInside: Reason 4. It likely means that I was invited to a celebration of some sort. (That means being around people.)$5.95 -
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GETTING OLDER
BirthdayInside: Reason 4. This is total bullshit. Getting older sucks. (Your body aches, your knees make noises + you sag a little more + more with each passing year.)$5.95 -
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SNAIL MAIL IS THE BEST
BirthdayInside: 3. Go out of your way to purchase them a birthday card in advance. Write a message, sign your name and mail or hand deliver the card to the birthday person. (Yes, this piece of paper that you spent money on will end up getting tossed, but the birthday person will know that, without a doubt, you are better than the folks that only did #1 or #2.)$5.95
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