Birthday
NOT AN AGELESS BEAUTY
Front: You haven't aged a day since we met. Back: But you looked old back then.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You haven’t aged a day since we met.
Back: But you looked old back then.
CARD CARD GIFT CARD
Front: Want your birthday gift? Back: Here's a gift card. Go get it.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Want your birthday gift?
Back: Here’s a gift card. Go get it.
NATALIE LIKES OWLS
Front: You're a real hoot. Back: Oops, I mean ho. You're a real ho.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’re a real hoot.
Back: Oops, I mean ho. You’re a real ho.
MISTAKES HAPPEN
Front: Let's celebrate your birth. Back: Even though you were an unplanned pregnancy.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Let’s celebrate your birth.
Back: Even though you were an unplanned pregnancy.
WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY
Front: It's your birthday. Back: Or was your birthday? Or is almost your birthday? When the fuck is your birthday?$5.00 Add to cartFront: It’s your birthday.
Back: Or was your birthday? Or is almost your birthday? When the fuck is your birthday?
DEFINITELY TOO OLD
Front: A piece of birthday advice for you? Back: Start lying about your age.$5.00 Add to cartFront: A piece of birthday advice for you?
Back: Start lying about your age.
OLD BROAD
Front: Happy Birthday. Back: You old broad.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy Birthday.
Back: You old broad.
MOMMY’S VAG
Front: Your birthday is a reason to celebrate. Back: Celebrate coming out of your mom's vagina.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Your birthday is a reason to celebrate.
Back: Celebrate coming out of your mom’s vagina.
DEAD BEAT
Front: Happy birthday. Back: Think you'll make it to the next one?$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy birthday.
Back: Think you’ll make it to the next one?
ANOTHER FUCKING DAY
Front: Have a very happy birthday.
Back: Or don't. I don't fucking care.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Have a very happy birthday.
Back: Or don’t. I don’t fucking care.
MEAT AND MORE MEAT
Front: It's time to celebrate you.
Back: Dinner and a bj?$5.00 Add to cartFront: It’s time to celebrate you.
Back: Dinner and a bj?
DRINK DRANK DRUNK
Front: Another birthday.
Back: Another reason to get shit-faced.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Another birthday.
Back: Another reason to get shit-faced.
OLD AND UGLY
Front: Getting old is hard.
Back: Especially when you start looking like shit.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Getting old is hard.
Back: Especially when you start looking like shit.
DIRTY DREAMS
Front: May all your birthday wishes come true.
Back: You fucking pervert.$5.00 Add to cartFront: May all your birthday wishes come true.
Back: You fucking pervert.
NOW YOU HAVE NOTHING
Front: What do you get for someone who has everything?
Back: Nothing.$5.00 Add to cartFront: What do you get for someone who has everything?
Back: Nothing.
WHORES R US
Front: We found you an amazing birthday gift. Back: But somehow a two-dollar whole didn't seem appropriate.$5.00 Add to cartFront: We found you an amazing birthday gift.
Back: But somehow a two-dollar whole didn’t seem appropriate.
WE’RE ALL CHEAPSKATES
Front: We decided to all chip in for your birthday. Back: This card is pretty great, huh?$5.00 Add to cartFront: We decided to all chip in for your birthday.
Back: This card is pretty great, huh?
SKUNKS LIKE IT DIRTY
Front: This year your birthday is extra special. Back: So go get laid.$5.00 Add to cartFront: This year your birthday is extra special.
Back: So go get laid.
