Birthday
NO CASH VALUE
Front: Everyone loves getting money in a card. Back: But I don't want to put a dollar value on our relationship.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Everyone loves getting money in a card.
Back: But I don’t want to put a dollar value on our relationship.
CRAZY SHIT
Front: You deserve to be celebrated. Back: You do a lot of crazy shit... And you're still alive.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You deserve to be celebrated.
Back: You do a lot of crazy shit… And you’re still alive.
TOO MUCH MOOLA
Front: We found you the perfect birthday gift. Back: It was expensive. So we didn't buy it.$5.00 Add to cartFront: We found you the perfect birthday gift.
Back: It was expensive. So we didn’t buy it.
COME CUM
Front: Your birthday is coming... Back: And I will make you cum on your birthday.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Your birthday is coming…
Back: And I will make you cum on your birthday.GIMME CAKE
Front: Thanks for inviting me to your birthday party. Back: Now where's the cake?Front: Thanks for inviting me to your birthday party.
Back: Now where’s the cake?$5.00$2.50 Add to cartSTOP GETTING OLD
Front: Every year you get older. Back: And every year I like you less.Front: Every year you get older.
Back: And every year I like you less.$5.00$2.50 Add to cart
NOT AN AGELESS BEAUTY
Front: You haven't aged a day since we met. Back: But you looked old back then.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You haven’t aged a day since we met.
Back: But you looked old back then.
CARD CARD GIFT CARD
Front: Want your birthday gift? Back: Here's a gift card. Go get it.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Want your birthday gift?
Back: Here’s a gift card. Go get it.
NATALIE LIKES OWLS
Front: You're a real hoot. Back: Oops, I mean ho. You're a real ho.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’re a real hoot.
Back: Oops, I mean ho. You’re a real ho.
MISTAKES HAPPEN
Front: Let's celebrate your birth. Back: Even though you were an unplanned pregnancy.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Let’s celebrate your birth.
Back: Even though you were an unplanned pregnancy.
WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY
Front: It's your birthday. Back: Or was your birthday? Or is almost your birthday? When the fuck is your birthday?$5.00 Add to cartFront: It’s your birthday.
Back: Or was your birthday? Or is almost your birthday? When the fuck is your birthday?
DEFINITELY TOO OLD
Front: A piece of birthday advice for you? Back: Start lying about your age.$5.00 Add to cartFront: A piece of birthday advice for you?
Back: Start lying about your age.
OLD BROAD
Front: Happy Birthday. Back: You old broad.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy Birthday.
Back: You old broad.
MOMMY’S VAG
Front: Your birthday is a reason to celebrate. Back: Celebrate coming out of your mom's vagina.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Your birthday is a reason to celebrate.
Back: Celebrate coming out of your mom’s vagina.
DEAD BEAT
Front: Happy birthday. Back: Think you'll make it to the next one?$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy birthday.
Back: Think you’ll make it to the next one?
ANOTHER FUCKING DAY
Front: Have a very happy birthday. Back: Or don't. I don't fucking care.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Have a very happy birthday.
Back: Or don’t. I don’t fucking care.
MEAT AND MORE MEAT
Front: It's time to celebrate you. Back: Dinner and a bj?$5.00 Add to cartFront: It’s time to celebrate you.
Back: Dinner and a bj?
DRINK DRANK DRUNK
Front: Another birthday. Back: Another reason to get shit-faced.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Another birthday.
Back: Another reason to get shit-faced.
