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Front: Our anniversary is a day to celebrate our love. Back: Too bad I can’t stand to look at you any more.
Front: Being with you all these years has been great. Back: Funny thing is, I was joking when I proposed.
Front: Our love is forever. Back: But if you die first, I will move on.
Front: It’s your anniversary. Back: But who the fuck cares? (besides you two)
Front: Happy Anniversary you two. Back: You aren’t sick of each other?
Front: Your love is amazing. Back: Amazing that it has lasted this long.
Front: It’s our anniversary. Back: And I actually remembered.
Front: Happy Anniversary. Back: Showoffs.
Front: The love you two share is an inspiration. Back: It inspires me to never get married.
Front: I believe that opposites attract. Back: Just look. I’m awesome and you’re not.
Front: Waking up next to you every morning is a dream come true. Back: Unless your breath smells like shit.
Front: Happy Anniversary, babe. You’re great. Back: But I’m definitely better.
Front: Happy Anniversary. Back: Let’s have sex. Please.
Front: Happy Anniversary. Back: I give us another year, max.