Anniversary
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YOU ANNOY ME
Front: Our anniversary is a day to celebrate our love. Inside: Too bad I can't stand to look at you any more.Front: Our anniversary is a day to celebrate our love.
Inside: Too bad I can’t stand to look at you any more. -
JOKE IS ON ME
Front: Being with you all these years has been great. Inside: Funny thing is, I was joking when I proposed.Front: Being with you all these years has been great.
Inside: Funny thing is, I was joking when I proposed. -
TILL DEATH DO US PART
Front: Our love is forever. Inside: But if you die first, I will move on.Front: Our love is forever.
Inside: But if you die first, I will move on. -
SIDE BY SIDE
Front: It's your anniversary. Inside: But who the fuck cares? (besides you two)Front: It’s your anniversary.
Inside: But who the fuck cares? (besides you two) -
SICK OF ME SICK OF YOU
Front: Happy Anniversary you two. Inside: You aren't sick of each other?Front: Happy Anniversary you two.
Inside: You aren’t sick of each other? -
A LONG FUCKING TIME
Front: Your love is amazing. Inside: Amazing that it has lasted this long.Front: Your love is amazing.
Inside: Amazing that it has lasted this long. -
FORGET ME NOT
Front: It's our anniversary. Inside: And I actually remembered.Front: It’s our anniversary.
Inside: And I actually remembered. -
TOGETHER FOREVER
Front: Happy Anniversary. Inside: Showoffs.Front: Happy Anniversary.
Inside: Showoffs. -
MARRIAGE SCARES ME
Front: The love you two share is an inspiration. Inside: It inspires me to never get married.Front: The love you two share is an inspiration.
Inside: It inspires me to never get married. -
ATTRACTIVE OPPOSITES
Front: I believe that opposites attract. Inside: Just look. I'm awesome and you're not.Front: I believe that opposites attract.
Inside: Just look. I’m awesome and you’re not. -
BRUSH YOUR TEETH
Front: Waking up next to you every morning is a dream come true. Inside: Unless your breath smells like shit.Front: Waking up next to you every morning is a dream come true.
Inside: Unless your breath smells like shit. -
OYE WITH THE POODLES
Front: Happy Anniversary, babe. You're great. Inside: But I'm definitely better.Front: Happy Anniversary, babe. You’re great.
Inside: But I’m definitely better. -
SEX KITTEN
Front: Happy Anniversary. Inside: Let's have sex. Please.Front: Happy Anniversary.
Inside: Let’s have sex. Please. -
WE’LL NEVER LAST
Front: Happy Anniversary. Inside: I give us another year, max.Front: Happy Anniversary.
Inside: I give us another year, max.