Front: Waking up next to you every morning is a dream come true.
Back: Unless your breath smells like shit.
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Front: Babies are great.
Back: Unless you get one of the weird looking ones.
Front: I’m so excited that you’re having a baby.
Back: Because I sure as hell don’t want one.
Front: Being with you all these years has been great.
Back: Funny thing is, I was joking when I proposed.