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Front: You deserve to be celebrated. Back: You do a lot of crazy shit… And you’re still alive.
Front: You’re having a baby? Back: Oh shit. Is it mine?
Front: Christmas is here. Back: Let’s get this shit over with.
Front: What a crock of shit.
Front: You look like shit.
Front: What a crock of shit.Back:
You look like shit.
Front: It’s Valentine’s Day. Back: But who gives a shit?
Front: Happy Hanukkah. Back: Or is it Chanukah? Shit.
Front: Put on your cap and gown. Back: And let’s get this shit over with.
Front: Congratulations. Back: So you don’t have shit for brains.
Front: Get well soon. Back: You look like shit.
Front: Congratulations. Back: I bet you think you’re hot shit now, don’t you?
Front: I’m glad Christmas only comes once a year. Back: It’s hard pretending to like your shitty gifts.
Front: I know what Santa is putting in your stocking. Back: A lump of shit.
Front: I missed your birthday? Back: Oh crap.
Front: Another birthday. Back: Another reason to get shit-faced.