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January 26, 2026
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MONEY AND SHIT
WeddingFront: You're getting married. Inside: I suppose that means you want money or some shit off some dumb registry.$5.95 -
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WORTHLESS SHIT
CongratulationsFront: Congratulations. Inside: You're not a worthless piece of shit.$5.95 -
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LOW LEVEL POSITION
Father's DayFront: You are a fantastic dad. Inside: It's a shit job, but you're great at it.$5.95 -
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LOW LEVEL POSITION
Mother's DayFront: You are a fantastic mom. Inside: It's a shit job, but you're great at it.$5.95 -
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DEAD OR ALIVE
Mother's DayFront: Happy Mother's Day. Inside: Thanks for all the shit you did to keep me alive.$5.95 -
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TOO OLD FOR THAT SHIT
BirthdayFront: Birthdays are a time to party. Inside: Too bad we're too old for that shit.$5.95 -
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CARELESS OR RECKLESS
ParentingFront: You make parenting look easy. Inside: Probably because you don't give a shit.$5.00 -
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CRAZY SHIT
BirthdayFront: You deserve to be celebrated. Inside: You do a lot of crazy shit... And you're still alive.$5.95 -
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CHRISTMAS SHIT SHOW
ChristmasFront: Christmas is here. Inside: Let's get this shit over with.$5.95 -
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RIDICULOUS OUTFITS
GraduationFront: Put on your cap and gown. Inside: And let's get this shit over with.$5.00 -
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HOT SHIT
CongratulationsFront: Congratulations. Inside: I bet you think you're hot shit now, don't you?$5.95 -
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DON’T BUY ME SOCKS
ChristmasFront: I'm glad Christmas only comes once a year. Inside: It's hard pretending to like your shitty gifts.$5.00 -
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YOUR STOCKING STINKS
ChristmasFront: I know what Santa is putting in your stocking. Inside: A lump of shit.$5.95 -
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