Front: Birthdays are a time to party.
Inside: Too bad we’re too old for that shit.
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Front: Everyone keeps telling me it’s your birthday.
Inside: Like I’m supposed to care or something.
Front: Every year on this day, we celebrate your birth.
Inside: And I’m getting sick of it.
Front: Happy Birthday.
Inside: I like your boobs.