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LIKE YOU, HATE YOU
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ASKING FOR TROUBLE
SaleFront: I'm really sorry. Inside: But you asked for it.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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REVENGE OF THE NERDS
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ENVY AND ME
CardsFront: There's one reason I'm giving you this card. Inside: The card companies tell me I have to.$5.00 -
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I HATE MYSELF
CardsFront: Thanks mom. You really made me the person I am today. Inside: I hate myself.$5.00 -
JUST LIKE HEAVEN
LoveFront: We're a match made in heaven. Inside: But we're naughty. Like going-to-hell-naughty.$5.00 -
DIRTY DIRTY SLUT SLUT
LoveFront: I really love you. Inside: And the dirty stuff you let me do to you.$5.00 -
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DONKEY SEX FUN TIME
FriendshipFront: Let's pin the tail on the donkey. Inside: Then we'll watch it have sex with a hooker.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
DONKEY LOVERS
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I HATE MYSELF
Father's DayFront: Thanks dad. You really made me the person I am today. Back: I hate myself.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
THIS CARD IS MEAN
CongratulationsFront: I just want to say congratulations. Inside: You didn't fuck up for once.$5.00 -
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BEER BOOBS BABES
BirthdayFront: Kids have the best birthday parties. Inside: But they never remember the beer.$5.95
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TOO OLD FOR THAT SHIT
BirthdayFront: Birthdays are a time to party. Inside: Too bad we're too old for that shit.$5.95 -
LIKE YOU, HATE YOU
SaleFront: We've all been thinking about you. Inside: And we've decided we don't like you anymore.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
ASKING FOR TROUBLE
SaleFront: I'm really sorry. Inside: But you asked for it.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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REVENGE OF THE NERDS
CardsFront: It's great that you two found each other. Inside: Weirdos gotta stick together.$5.00 -
ENVY AND ME
CardsFront: There's one reason I'm giving you this card. Inside: The card companies tell me I have to.$5.00 -
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I HATE MYSELF
CardsFront: Thanks mom. You really made me the person I am today. Inside: I hate myself.$5.00 -
JUST LIKE HEAVEN
LoveFront: We're a match made in heaven. Inside: But we're naughty. Like going-to-hell-naughty.$5.00 -
DIRTY DIRTY SLUT SLUT
LoveFront: I really love you. Inside: And the dirty stuff you let me do to you.$5.00 -
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DONKEY SEX FUN TIME
FriendshipFront: Let's pin the tail on the donkey. Inside: Then we'll watch it have sex with a hooker.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
DONKEY LOVERS
FriendshipFront: I enjoy spending time with you. Inside: It feels good to do charity work.$5.95 -
I HATE MYSELF
Father's DayFront: Thanks dad. You really made me the person I am today. Back: I hate myself.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
THIS CARD IS MEAN
CongratulationsFront: I just want to say congratulations. Inside: You didn't fuck up for once.$5.00 -
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BEER BOOBS BABES
BirthdayFront: Kids have the best birthday parties. Inside: But they never remember the beer.$5.95
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