Front: Another birthday.
Back: Another reason to get shit-faced.
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Front: It’s your birthday, which means you should spoil yourself.
Back: Maybe just lay off the cake. You’re looking kinda pudgy.
Front: Today is a special day to celebrate your life.
Back: Too bad your life sucks.
Front: I started to plan a big party for your birthday.
Back: But there was no one to invite since you have no friends.