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    DAY DRINK DAY DRUNK

    Birthday
    Front: Got big birthday plans? Inside: Or another night of drinking alone?
    $5.00
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    OPEN IT UP

    Wedding
    Front: Congratulations on your engagement. Inside: Will it be an open bar?
    $5.00
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    CRAZY SHIT

    Birthday
    Front: You deserve to be celebrated. Inside: You do a lot of crazy shit... And you're still alive.
    $5.00
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    BEST OF CHRISTMAS

    Box Sets
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: He sees you when you're sleeping.  He knows when you're awake. INSIDE: He must be stalking you. FRONT: Grandmas got ran over by a reindeer again. INSIDE: That bitch had it coming. FRONT: You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen? INSIDE: They're assholes. FRONT: 'Tis the season. INSIDE: To get chubby. FRONT: Have a holly, jolly Christmas. INSIDE: By getting druuuuunk. FRONT: We went to see Santa. INSIDE: He smelled like a dead hobo.  
    $25.00
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    DRINK AWAY OUR TEARS

    Cards
    Front: It's Valentine's Day again. Inside: Let's get drunk.
    $5.00
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    VIVA PUFF BPA

    Cards
    Front: You're always the life of the party. Back: But I think you're an alcholic.
    $5.00
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    HOLLY JOLLY DRUNK

    Cards
    Front: Have a holly, jolly Christmas. Back: By getting druuuuunk.
    $5.00
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    HO HO HO

    Cards
    Front: I waited up all night to see Santa. Back: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.
    $5.00
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    DRINK UP BUTTERCUP

    Break Up
    Front: Time heals all wounds. Inside: So does booze.
    $5.00
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    DRINK DRANK DRUNK

    Birthday
    Front: Another birthday. Inside: Another reason to get shit-faced.
    $5.00
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    BEER BOOBS BABES

    Birthday
    Front: Kids have the best birthday parties. Inside: But they never remember the beer.
    $5.00
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    DRUNKEN LOSERS

    Birthday
    Front: Hooray for your birthday. Inside: Let's go out and drink responsibly.
    $5.00
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    THAT MOUSE IS SOBER

    Birthday
    Front: So you're having another birthday. Inside: The way you drink I'm surprised you made it this far.
    $5.00

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  • Quick View

    DAY DRINK DAY DRUNK

    Birthday
    Front: Got big birthday plans? Inside: Or another night of drinking alone?
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    OPEN IT UP

    Wedding
    Front: Congratulations on your engagement. Inside: Will it be an open bar?
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    CRAZY SHIT

    Birthday
    Front: You deserve to be celebrated. Inside: You do a lot of crazy shit... And you're still alive.
    $5.00
  • Out Of Stock
    Quick View

    BEST OF CHRISTMAS

    Box Sets
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: He sees you when you're sleeping.  He knows when you're awake. INSIDE: He must be stalking you. FRONT: Grandmas got ran over by a reindeer again. INSIDE: That bitch had it coming. FRONT: You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen? INSIDE: They're assholes. FRONT: 'Tis the season. INSIDE: To get chubby. FRONT: Have a holly, jolly Christmas. INSIDE: By getting druuuuunk. FRONT: We went to see Santa. INSIDE: He smelled like a dead hobo.  
    $25.00
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    DRINK AWAY OUR TEARS

    Cards
    Front: It's Valentine's Day again. Inside: Let's get drunk.
    $5.00
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    VIVA PUFF BPA

    Cards
    Front: You're always the life of the party. Back: But I think you're an alcholic.
    $5.00
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    HOLLY JOLLY DRUNK

    Cards
    Front: Have a holly, jolly Christmas. Back: By getting druuuuunk.
    $5.00
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    HO HO HO

    Cards
    Front: I waited up all night to see Santa. Back: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.
    $5.00
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    DRINK UP BUTTERCUP

    Break Up
    Front: Time heals all wounds. Inside: So does booze.
    $5.00
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    DRINK DRANK DRUNK

    Birthday
    Front: Another birthday. Inside: Another reason to get shit-faced.
    $5.00
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    BEER BOOBS BABES

    Birthday
    Front: Kids have the best birthday parties. Inside: But they never remember the beer.
    $5.00
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    DRUNKEN LOSERS

    Birthday
    Front: Hooray for your birthday. Inside: Let's go out and drink responsibly.
    $5.00
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    THAT MOUSE IS SOBER

    Birthday
    Front: So you're having another birthday. Inside: The way you drink I'm surprised you made it this far.
    $5.00
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