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    DAMAGED GOODS

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    The "Damaged Goods" include a random mix of 10 of our greeting cards (and 10 envelopes) for only $10.00 (that's 80% off regular price)! Sound too good to be true?  Well, there is a catch!.... The cards are all slightly damaged (hence the name).
    $10.00
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    GREETING CARD MYSTERY BAG – HOLIDAY EDITION

    Box Sets
    Holiday Edition Greeting Card Mystery Bags include a random mix of 10 of our (amazing and hilarious) Christmas (and maybe 1 Hanukkah) greeting cards and 10 plain white envelopes for $30 (that's just $3.00/card)! The contents will differ from one bag to a next and none of the bags will have repeats!
    $30.00
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    GREETING CARD MYSTERY BAG

    Box Sets
    Greeting Card Mystery Bags include a random mix of 10 of our (amazing and hilarious) greeting cards and 10 plain white envelopes for $30 (that's just $3.00/card)! The contents will differ from one bag to a next and none of the bags will have repeats! Though rest assured, we're not jerks (well, we kind of are)... so we won't be filling a bag with 10 Retirement cards (or something equally silly).
    $30.00
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    THANK YOU

    Box Sets
    ​This box set contains 6 cards (one of each below) and 6 plain white envelopes. FRONT: Thanks. You're the best. INSIDE: Well, second best. FRONT: Thank You. INSIDE: There. I said it. FRONT: People just don't send thank you cards like they used to. INSIDE: Fucking jerks. FRONT: Thank you. INSIDE: You're fucking awesome. FRONT: Thank you for the gift. INSIDE: Is it returnable? FRONT: You deserve a huge thank-you hug. INSIDE: The creepy kind that lingers.  
    $27.00
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    FUCKING BIRTHDAYS

    Box Sets
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: Happy Birthday. INSIDE: Holy fuck, you're old. FRONT: It's your birthday. INSIDE: Whoop-dee-fucking-doo. FRONT: Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. INSIDE: Shut the fuck up. FRONT: You only live once. INSIDE: Too bad you already fucked up. FRONT: May all your birthday wishes come true. INSIDE: Except for that one. You fucking pervert. FRONT: Have a very happy birthday. INSIDE: Or don't. I don't fucking care.  
    $27.00
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    THE ESSENTIALS

    Box Sets
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: Thank you. INSIDE: You're fucking awesome. FRONT: Let's celebrate. INSIDE: I'll get the hookers. You get the blow. FRONT: It's great that you two found each other. INSIDE: Weirdos gotta stick together. FRONT: Babies are great. INSIDE: Unless you get one of the weird looking ones. FRONT: Happy birthday. INSIDE: Holy fuck, you're old. FRONT: Another year older. INSIDE: And you're still an asshole.  
    $27.00
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    BEST OF BIRTHDAYS

    Box Sets
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: It's your birthday. INSIDE: So go fuck yourself. FRONT: Make a wish and blow out your candles. INSIDE: Then blow yourself. Cocksucker. FRONT: I heard it's your birthday. INSIDE: I also heard I don't give a shit. FRONT: You always throw the best birthday parties. INSIDE: Is it to make up for your small penis? FRONT: Have a happy birthday. INSIDE: Or rot in hell you old bastard. FRONT: You know who loves birthday parties? INSIDE: Little sissies.  
    $27.00
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    SANTA SATAN

    Box Sets
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: We went to see Santa. INSIDE: He smelled like a dead hobo. FRONT: It's Christmas. INSIDE: Too bad Santa hates you. FRONT: Do you believe in Santa? INSIDE: Get your head out your ass.  He's not real. FRONT: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk. INSIDE: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom. FRONT: Hopefully Santa doesn't forget my house. INSIDE: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night. FRONT: I waited up all night to see Santa. INSIDE: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.  
    $27.00
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    BEST OF CHRISTMAS

    Box Sets
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: He sees you when you're sleeping.  He knows when you're awake. INSIDE: He must be stalking you. FRONT: Grandmas got ran over by a reindeer again. INSIDE: That bitch had it coming. FRONT: You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen? INSIDE: They're assholes. FRONT: 'Tis the season. INSIDE: To get chubby. FRONT: Have a holly, jolly Christmas. INSIDE: By getting druuuuunk. FRONT: We went to see Santa. INSIDE: He smelled like a dead hobo.  
    $27.00
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    FUCKING XMAS

    Box Sets
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: It's Christmas. INSIDE: But who the fuck cares? FRONT: Every Christmas I send you a card in the mail. INSIDE: And this year is no fucking different. FRONT: Santa asked me what you wanted for Christmas. INSIDE: I told him to fuck off. FRONT: It's Christmas time. INSIDE: Fuck you and fuck your family. FRONT: I love elves. INSIDE: Those little fuckers know how to party. FRONT: Have yourself a merry little Christmas. INSIDE: And a happy fucking New Year.  
    $27.00
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    XXX RATED

    Box Sets
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: Mr. and Mrs. Claus are perfect together. INSIDE: She let's him do it up the ass. FRONT: Rudolph is the best. INSIDE: He has a really big dick. FRONT: I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. INSIDE: I always knew she was a whore. FRONT: I love Santa. INSIDE: He makes my panties wet. FRONT: Let's go to the North Pole. INSIDE: I hear the orgies are insane. FRONT: I sat on Santa's lap. INSIDE: It gave him a boner.  
    $27.00
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    CHRISTMAS FAVOURITES

    Box Sets
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: I heard you're on Santa's naughty list. INSIDE: Slut. FRONT: I saw Santa last night. INSIDE: He was banging your mom. FRONT: There's only one thing I want for Christmas. INSIDE: You.  Naked. FRONT: I love elves. INSIDE: Those little fuckers know how to party. FRONT: It's true what they say about Christmas. INSIDE: It's fucking awesome. FRONT: It's that time of year again. INSIDE: Fuck.  
    $27.00

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  • Quick View

    DAMAGED GOODS

    Box Sets
    The "Damaged Goods" include a random mix of 10 of our greeting cards (and 10 envelopes) for only $10.00 (that's 80% off regular price)! Sound too good to be true?  Well, there is a catch!.... The cards are all slightly damaged (hence the name).
    $10.00
  • Quick View

    GREETING CARD MYSTERY BAG – HOLIDAY EDITION

    Box Sets
    Holiday Edition Greeting Card Mystery Bags include a random mix of 10 of our (amazing and hilarious) Christmas (and maybe 1 Hanukkah) greeting cards and 10 plain white envelopes for $30 (that's just $3.00/card)! The contents will differ from one bag to a next and none of the bags will have repeats!
    $30.00
  • Quick View

    GREETING CARD MYSTERY BAG

    Box Sets
    Greeting Card Mystery Bags include a random mix of 10 of our (amazing and hilarious) greeting cards and 10 plain white envelopes for $30 (that's just $3.00/card)! The contents will differ from one bag to a next and none of the bags will have repeats! Though rest assured, we're not jerks (well, we kind of are)... so we won't be filling a bag with 10 Retirement cards (or something equally silly).
    $30.00
  • Quick View

    THANK YOU

    Box Sets
    ​This box set contains 6 cards (one of each below) and 6 plain white envelopes. FRONT: Thanks. You're the best. INSIDE: Well, second best. FRONT: Thank You. INSIDE: There. I said it. FRONT: People just don't send thank you cards like they used to. INSIDE: Fucking jerks. FRONT: Thank you. INSIDE: You're fucking awesome. FRONT: Thank you for the gift. INSIDE: Is it returnable? FRONT: You deserve a huge thank-you hug. INSIDE: The creepy kind that lingers.  
    $27.00
  • Quick View

    FUCKING BIRTHDAYS

    Box Sets
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: Happy Birthday. INSIDE: Holy fuck, you're old. FRONT: It's your birthday. INSIDE: Whoop-dee-fucking-doo. FRONT: Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. INSIDE: Shut the fuck up. FRONT: You only live once. INSIDE: Too bad you already fucked up. FRONT: May all your birthday wishes come true. INSIDE: Except for that one. You fucking pervert. FRONT: Have a very happy birthday. INSIDE: Or don't. I don't fucking care.  
    $27.00
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    THE ESSENTIALS

    Box Sets
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: Thank you. INSIDE: You're fucking awesome. FRONT: Let's celebrate. INSIDE: I'll get the hookers. You get the blow. FRONT: It's great that you two found each other. INSIDE: Weirdos gotta stick together. FRONT: Babies are great. INSIDE: Unless you get one of the weird looking ones. FRONT: Happy birthday. INSIDE: Holy fuck, you're old. FRONT: Another year older. INSIDE: And you're still an asshole.  
    $27.00
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    BEST OF BIRTHDAYS

    Box Sets
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: It's your birthday. INSIDE: So go fuck yourself. FRONT: Make a wish and blow out your candles. INSIDE: Then blow yourself. Cocksucker. FRONT: I heard it's your birthday. INSIDE: I also heard I don't give a shit. FRONT: You always throw the best birthday parties. INSIDE: Is it to make up for your small penis? FRONT: Have a happy birthday. INSIDE: Or rot in hell you old bastard. FRONT: You know who loves birthday parties? INSIDE: Little sissies.  
    $27.00
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    SANTA SATAN

    Box Sets
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: We went to see Santa. INSIDE: He smelled like a dead hobo. FRONT: It's Christmas. INSIDE: Too bad Santa hates you. FRONT: Do you believe in Santa? INSIDE: Get your head out your ass.  He's not real. FRONT: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk. INSIDE: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom. FRONT: Hopefully Santa doesn't forget my house. INSIDE: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night. FRONT: I waited up all night to see Santa. INSIDE: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.  
    $27.00
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    Quick View

    BEST OF CHRISTMAS

    Box Sets
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: He sees you when you're sleeping.  He knows when you're awake. INSIDE: He must be stalking you. FRONT: Grandmas got ran over by a reindeer again. INSIDE: That bitch had it coming. FRONT: You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen? INSIDE: They're assholes. FRONT: 'Tis the season. INSIDE: To get chubby. FRONT: Have a holly, jolly Christmas. INSIDE: By getting druuuuunk. FRONT: We went to see Santa. INSIDE: He smelled like a dead hobo.  
    $27.00
  • Out Of Stock
    Quick View

    FUCKING XMAS

    Box Sets
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: It's Christmas. INSIDE: But who the fuck cares? FRONT: Every Christmas I send you a card in the mail. INSIDE: And this year is no fucking different. FRONT: Santa asked me what you wanted for Christmas. INSIDE: I told him to fuck off. FRONT: It's Christmas time. INSIDE: Fuck you and fuck your family. FRONT: I love elves. INSIDE: Those little fuckers know how to party. FRONT: Have yourself a merry little Christmas. INSIDE: And a happy fucking New Year.  
    $27.00
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    XXX RATED

    Box Sets
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: Mr. and Mrs. Claus are perfect together. INSIDE: She let's him do it up the ass. FRONT: Rudolph is the best. INSIDE: He has a really big dick. FRONT: I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. INSIDE: I always knew she was a whore. FRONT: I love Santa. INSIDE: He makes my panties wet. FRONT: Let's go to the North Pole. INSIDE: I hear the orgies are insane. FRONT: I sat on Santa's lap. INSIDE: It gave him a boner.  
    $27.00
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    CHRISTMAS FAVOURITES

    Box Sets
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: I heard you're on Santa's naughty list. INSIDE: Slut. FRONT: I saw Santa last night. INSIDE: He was banging your mom. FRONT: There's only one thing I want for Christmas. INSIDE: You.  Naked. FRONT: I love elves. INSIDE: Those little fuckers know how to party. FRONT: It's true what they say about Christmas. INSIDE: It's fucking awesome. FRONT: It's that time of year again. INSIDE: Fuck.  
    $27.00
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