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SANTA SATAN

$25.00

Free standard delivery on orders over $100

Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box.

FRONT: We went to see Santa.
INSIDE: He smelled like a dead hobo.

FRONT: It’s Christmas.
INSIDE: Too bad Santa hates you.

FRONT: Do you believe in Santa?
INSIDE: Get your head out your ass.  He’s not real.

FRONT: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk.
INSIDE: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom.

FRONT: Hopefully Santa doesn’t forget my house.
INSIDE: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night.

FRONT: I waited up all night to see Santa.
INSIDE: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.

 

Availability: 6 in stock

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Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box.

FRONT: We went to see Santa.
INSIDE: He smelled like a dead hobo.

FRONT: It’s Christmas.
INSIDE: Too bad Santa hates you.

FRONT: Do you believe in Santa?
INSIDE: Get your head out your ass.  He’s not real.

FRONT: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk.
INSIDE: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom.

FRONT: Hopefully Santa doesn’t forget my house.
INSIDE: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night.

FRONT: I waited up all night to see Santa.
INSIDE: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.

 

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SANTA SATAN

$25.00

Free standard delivery on orders over $100

Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box.

FRONT: We went to see Santa.
INSIDE: He smelled like a dead hobo.

FRONT: It’s Christmas.
INSIDE: Too bad Santa hates you.

FRONT: Do you believe in Santa?
INSIDE: Get your head out your ass.  He’s not real.

FRONT: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk.
INSIDE: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom.

FRONT: Hopefully Santa doesn’t forget my house.
INSIDE: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night.

FRONT: I waited up all night to see Santa.
INSIDE: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.

 

Availability: 6 in stock

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Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box.

FRONT: We went to see Santa.
INSIDE: He smelled like a dead hobo.

FRONT: It’s Christmas.
INSIDE: Too bad Santa hates you.

FRONT: Do you believe in Santa?
INSIDE: Get your head out your ass.  He’s not real.

FRONT: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk.
INSIDE: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom.

FRONT: Hopefully Santa doesn’t forget my house.
INSIDE: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night.

FRONT: I waited up all night to see Santa.
INSIDE: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.

 

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