Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box.
FRONT: We went to see Santa.
INSIDE: He smelled like a dead hobo.
FRONT: It’s Christmas.
INSIDE: Too bad Santa hates you.
FRONT: Do you believe in Santa?
INSIDE: Get your head out your ass. He’s not real.
FRONT: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk.
INSIDE: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom.
FRONT: Hopefully Santa doesn’t forget my house.
INSIDE: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night.
FRONT: I waited up all night to see Santa.
INSIDE: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.
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