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SANTA SATAN
Box SetsBox set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: We went to see Santa. INSIDE: He smelled like a dead hobo. FRONT: It's Christmas. INSIDE: Too bad Santa hates you. FRONT: Do you believe in Santa? INSIDE: Get your head out your ass. He's not real. FRONT: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk. INSIDE: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom. FRONT: Hopefully Santa doesn't forget my house. INSIDE: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night. FRONT: I waited up all night to see Santa. INSIDE: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.$25.00 -
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PANDAS LOVE HOOKERS
CardsFront: Missing you is the hardest thing I've ever done. Back: So last night I got a hooker.$5.00 -
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WHORE CEO
CardsFront: Heard you got that job. Back: So is hooking just a part-time thing now?$1.00 -
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DONKEY SEX FUN TIME
CardsFront: Let's pin the tail on the donkey. Back: Then we'll watch it have sex with a hooker.$1.00 -
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HO HO HO
CardsFront: I waited up all night to see Santa. Back: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.$5.00
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