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  • Out Of Stock
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    SANTA SATAN

    Box Sets
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: We went to see Santa. INSIDE: He smelled like a dead hobo. FRONT: It's Christmas. INSIDE: Too bad Santa hates you. FRONT: Do you believe in Santa? INSIDE: Get your head out your ass.  He's not real. FRONT: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk. INSIDE: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom. FRONT: Hopefully Santa doesn't forget my house. INSIDE: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night. FRONT: I waited up all night to see Santa. INSIDE: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.  
    $25.00
  • Quick View

    PANDAS LOVE HOOKERS

    Cards
    Front: Missing you is the hardest thing I've ever done. Back: So last night I got a hooker.
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    WHORE CEO

    Cards
    Front: Heard you got that job. Back: So is hooking just a part-time thing now?
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    DONKEY SEX FUN TIME

    Cards
    Front: Let's pin the tail on the donkey. Back: Then we'll watch it have sex with a hooker.
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    JUST SAY NO

    Cards
    Front: Let's go celebrate. Back: I'll get the hookers. You get the blow.
    $5.00
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    HO HO HO

    Cards
    Front: I waited up all night to see Santa. Back: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.
    $5.00
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