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May 19, 2023
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CardsFront: The stockings are hung by the mantel with care. Inside: Now we're just waiting for Santa's fat ass.$5.00 -
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CardsFront: Did you hear the news? Inside: Santa died. Christmas is cancelled.$5.00 -
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CardsFront: Have you ever wondered where Santa gets his money? Inside: It's from sex trafficking.$5.00 -
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CardsFront: I saw a couple of Santa's reindeer recently. Inside: I slaughtered them. Their meat is delicious.$5.00 -
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Gift TagsTag 1: Merry fucking Christmas. Tag 2: Santa hates you. Each package contains 10 Gift Tags (5 of each design) each with a piece of cotton twine for attaching the tag to a gift. The back of the tags are white with a space for "To" and "From". Givers need credit for their awesome gifts!$6.95 -
Quick ViewSANTA SATAN
Box SetsBox set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: We went to see Santa. INSIDE: He smelled like a dead hobo. FRONT: It's Christmas. INSIDE: Too bad Santa hates you. FRONT: Do you believe in Santa? INSIDE: Get your head out your ass. He's not real. FRONT: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk. INSIDE: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom. FRONT: Hopefully Santa doesn't forget my house. INSIDE: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night. FRONT: I waited up all night to see Santa. INSIDE: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.$25.00 -
Quick ViewFUCKING XMAS
Box SetsBox set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: It's Christmas. INSIDE: But who the fuck cares? FRONT: Every Christmas I send you a card in the mail. INSIDE: And this year is no fucking different. FRONT: Santa asked me what you wanted for Christmas. INSIDE: I told him to fuck off. FRONT: It's Christmas time. INSIDE: Fuck you and fuck your family. FRONT: I love elves. INSIDE: Those little fuckers know how to party. FRONT: Have yourself a merry little Christmas. INSIDE: And a happy fucking New Year.$25.00 -
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Box SetsBox set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: Mr. and Mrs. Claus are perfect together. INSIDE: She let's him do it up the ass. FRONT: Rudolph is the best. INSIDE: He has a really big dick. FRONT: I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. INSIDE: I always knew she was a whore. FRONT: I love Santa. INSIDE: He makes my panties wet. FRONT: Let's go to the North Pole. INSIDE: I hear the orgies are insane. FRONT: I sat on Santa's lap. INSIDE: It gave him a boner.$25.00 -
Quick ViewCHRISTMAS FAVOURITES
Box SetsBox set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: I heard you're on Santa's naughty list. INSIDE: Slut. FRONT: I saw Santa last night. INSIDE: He was banging your mom. FRONT: There's only one thing I want for Christmas. INSIDE: You. Naked. FRONT: I love elves. INSIDE: Those little fuckers know how to party. FRONT: It's true what they say about Christmas. INSIDE: It's fucking awesome. FRONT: It's that time of year again. INSIDE: Fuck.$25.00 -
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Quick ViewBEARD POWER
CardsFront: I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Back: I always knew she was a whore.$5.00 -
Quick ViewREAR END HER
CardsFront: Mr. and Mrs. Claus are perfect together. Back: She lets him do it up the ass.$5.00 -
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CardsFront: Do you believe in Santa? Back: Get your head out your ass. He's not real.$5.00 -
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CardsFront: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk. Back: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom.$5.00 -
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CardsFront: Grandma got ran over by a reindeer again. Inside: That bitch had it coming.$5.00 -
Quick ViewHO HO HO
CardsFront: I waited up all night to see Santa. Back: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.$5.00 -
Quick ViewFUCK ME SANTA
CardsFront: Hopefully Santa doesn't forget my house. Back: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night.$5.00 -
Quick ViewCREEPY MCCREEPERSON
CardsFront: He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. Back: He must be stalking you.$5.00
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GET YOUR FAT ASS OVER HERE
CardsFront: The stockings are hung by the mantel with care. Inside: Now we're just waiting for Santa's fat ass.$5.00 -
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CANCEL THIS SHIT
CardsFront: Did you hear the news? Inside: Santa died. Christmas is cancelled.$5.00 -
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TRAFFIC STOP
CardsFront: Have you ever wondered where Santa gets his money? Inside: It's from sex trafficking.$5.00 -
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REINDEER MEAT
CardsFront: I saw a couple of Santa's reindeer recently. Inside: I slaughtered them. Their meat is delicious.$5.00 -
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MERRY SANTA FUCKS
Gift TagsTag 1: Merry fucking Christmas. Tag 2: Santa hates you. Each package contains 10 Gift Tags (5 of each design) each with a piece of cotton twine for attaching the tag to a gift. The back of the tags are white with a space for "To" and "From". Givers need credit for their awesome gifts!$6.95 -
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SANTA SATAN
Box SetsBox set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: We went to see Santa. INSIDE: He smelled like a dead hobo. FRONT: It's Christmas. INSIDE: Too bad Santa hates you. FRONT: Do you believe in Santa? INSIDE: Get your head out your ass. He's not real. FRONT: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk. INSIDE: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom. FRONT: Hopefully Santa doesn't forget my house. INSIDE: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night. FRONT: I waited up all night to see Santa. INSIDE: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.$25.00 -
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FUCKING XMAS
Box SetsBox set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: It's Christmas. INSIDE: But who the fuck cares? FRONT: Every Christmas I send you a card in the mail. INSIDE: And this year is no fucking different. FRONT: Santa asked me what you wanted for Christmas. INSIDE: I told him to fuck off. FRONT: It's Christmas time. INSIDE: Fuck you and fuck your family. FRONT: I love elves. INSIDE: Those little fuckers know how to party. FRONT: Have yourself a merry little Christmas. INSIDE: And a happy fucking New Year.$25.00 -
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XXX RATED
Box SetsBox set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: Mr. and Mrs. Claus are perfect together. INSIDE: She let's him do it up the ass. FRONT: Rudolph is the best. INSIDE: He has a really big dick. FRONT: I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. INSIDE: I always knew she was a whore. FRONT: I love Santa. INSIDE: He makes my panties wet. FRONT: Let's go to the North Pole. INSIDE: I hear the orgies are insane. FRONT: I sat on Santa's lap. INSIDE: It gave him a boner.$25.00 -
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CHRISTMAS FAVOURITES
Box SetsBox set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: I heard you're on Santa's naughty list. INSIDE: Slut. FRONT: I saw Santa last night. INSIDE: He was banging your mom. FRONT: There's only one thing I want for Christmas. INSIDE: You. Naked. FRONT: I love elves. INSIDE: Those little fuckers know how to party. FRONT: It's true what they say about Christmas. INSIDE: It's fucking awesome. FRONT: It's that time of year again. INSIDE: Fuck.$25.00 -
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BEARD POWER
CardsFront: I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Back: I always knew she was a whore.$5.00 -
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REAR END HER
CardsFront: Mr. and Mrs. Claus are perfect together. Back: She lets him do it up the ass.$5.00 -
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ASS FACE
CardsFront: Do you believe in Santa? Back: Get your head out your ass. He's not real.$5.00 -
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SANTA’S SHIT STINKS
CardsFront: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk. Back: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom.$5.00 -
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SANTA IS A BADASS
CardsFront: Grandma got ran over by a reindeer again. Inside: That bitch had it coming.$5.00 -
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HO HO HO
CardsFront: I waited up all night to see Santa. Back: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.$5.00 -
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FUCK ME SANTA
CardsFront: Hopefully Santa doesn't forget my house. Back: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night.$5.00 -
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CREEPY MCCREEPERSON
CardsFront: He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. Back: He must be stalking you.$5.00
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