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    GET YOUR FAT ASS OVER HERE

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    Front: The stockings are hung by the mantel with care. Inside: Now we're just waiting for Santa's fat ass.
    $5.00
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    CANCEL THIS SHIT

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    Front: Did you hear the news? Inside: Santa died.  Christmas is cancelled.
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    MRS. BITCH CLAUS

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    Front: Santa Claus is great. Inside: But Mrs. Claus is a real bitch.
    $5.00
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    TRAFFIC STOP

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    Front: Have you ever wondered where Santa gets his money? Inside: It's from sex trafficking.
    $5.00
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    REINDEER MEAT

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    Front: I saw a couple of Santa's reindeer recently. Inside: I slaughtered them.  Their meat is delicious.
    $5.00
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    SANTA HATES YOU

    Holiday Magnets
    Front: Santa hates you. Back:
    $3.00
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    MERRY SANTA FUCKS

    Gift Tags
    Tag 1: Merry fucking Christmas. Tag 2: Santa hates you. Each package contains 10 Gift Tags (5 of each design) each with a piece of cotton twine for attaching the tag to a gift.  The back of the tags are white with a space for "To" and "From".  Givers need credit for their awesome gifts!
    $6.95
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    SANTA SATAN

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    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: We went to see Santa. INSIDE: He smelled like a dead hobo. FRONT: It's Christmas. INSIDE: Too bad Santa hates you. FRONT: Do you believe in Santa? INSIDE: Get your head out your ass.  He's not real. FRONT: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk. INSIDE: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom. FRONT: Hopefully Santa doesn't forget my house. INSIDE: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night. FRONT: I waited up all night to see Santa. INSIDE: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.  
    $25.00
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    FUCKING XMAS

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    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: It's Christmas. INSIDE: But who the fuck cares? FRONT: Every Christmas I send you a card in the mail. INSIDE: And this year is no fucking different. FRONT: Santa asked me what you wanted for Christmas. INSIDE: I told him to fuck off. FRONT: It's Christmas time. INSIDE: Fuck you and fuck your family. FRONT: I love elves. INSIDE: Those little fuckers know how to party. FRONT: Have yourself a merry little Christmas. INSIDE: And a happy fucking New Year.  
    $25.00
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    XXX RATED

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    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: Mr. and Mrs. Claus are perfect together. INSIDE: She let's him do it up the ass. FRONT: Rudolph is the best. INSIDE: He has a really big dick. FRONT: I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. INSIDE: I always knew she was a whore. FRONT: I love Santa. INSIDE: He makes my panties wet. FRONT: Let's go to the North Pole. INSIDE: I hear the orgies are insane. FRONT: I sat on Santa's lap. INSIDE: It gave him a boner.  
    $25.00
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    CHRISTMAS FAVOURITES

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    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: I heard you're on Santa's naughty list. INSIDE: Slut. FRONT: I saw Santa last night. INSIDE: He was banging your mom. FRONT: There's only one thing I want for Christmas. INSIDE: You.  Naked. FRONT: I love elves. INSIDE: Those little fuckers know how to party. FRONT: It's true what they say about Christmas. INSIDE: It's fucking awesome. FRONT: It's that time of year again. INSIDE: Fuck.  
    $25.00
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    DEAD HO HO HOBO

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    Front: We went to see Santa. Back: He smelled like a dead hobo.
    $5.00
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    CRABBY SANTA PANTS

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    Front: Know what Santa gave me last year? Back: Crabs.
    $5.00
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    LIMITED EDITION

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    Front: I sat on Santa's lap. Back: It gave him a boner.
    $5.00
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    SNATCH SNIFFER SANTA

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    Front: I love Santa. Back: He makes my panties wet.
    $5.00
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    BEARD POWER

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    Front: I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Back: I always knew she was a whore.
    $5.00
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    REAR END HER

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    Front: Mr. and Mrs. Claus are perfect together. Back: She lets him do it up the ass.
    $5.00
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    ASS FACE

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    Front: Do you believe in Santa? Back: Get your head out your ass. He's not real.
    $5.00
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    BIG BUTT MAMA

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    Front: Have you ever seen Mrs. Claus? Back: I'd hit that.
    $5.00
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    SANTA’S SHIT STINKS

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    Front: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk. Back: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom.
    $5.00
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    SANTA IS A BADASS

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    Front: Grandma got ran over by a reindeer again. Inside: That bitch had it coming.
    $5.00
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    HO HO HO

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    Front: I waited up all night to see Santa. Back: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.
    $5.00
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    FUCK ME SANTA

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    Front: Hopefully Santa doesn't forget my house. Back: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night.
    $5.00
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    CREEPY MCCREEPERSON

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    Front: He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. Back: He must be stalking you.
    $5.00

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    GET YOUR FAT ASS OVER HERE

    Cards
    Front: The stockings are hung by the mantel with care. Inside: Now we're just waiting for Santa's fat ass.
    $5.00
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    CANCEL THIS SHIT

    Cards
    Front: Did you hear the news? Inside: Santa died.  Christmas is cancelled.
    $5.00
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    MRS. BITCH CLAUS

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    Front: Santa Claus is great. Inside: But Mrs. Claus is a real bitch.
    $5.00
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    TRAFFIC STOP

    Cards
    Front: Have you ever wondered where Santa gets his money? Inside: It's from sex trafficking.
    $5.00
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    REINDEER MEAT

    Cards
    Front: I saw a couple of Santa's reindeer recently. Inside: I slaughtered them.  Their meat is delicious.
    $5.00
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    SANTA HATES YOU

    Holiday Magnets
    Front: Santa hates you. Back:
    $3.00
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    MERRY SANTA FUCKS

    Gift Tags
    Tag 1: Merry fucking Christmas. Tag 2: Santa hates you. Each package contains 10 Gift Tags (5 of each design) each with a piece of cotton twine for attaching the tag to a gift.  The back of the tags are white with a space for "To" and "From".  Givers need credit for their awesome gifts!
    $6.95
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    SANTA SATAN

    Box Sets
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: We went to see Santa. INSIDE: He smelled like a dead hobo. FRONT: It's Christmas. INSIDE: Too bad Santa hates you. FRONT: Do you believe in Santa? INSIDE: Get your head out your ass.  He's not real. FRONT: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk. INSIDE: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom. FRONT: Hopefully Santa doesn't forget my house. INSIDE: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night. FRONT: I waited up all night to see Santa. INSIDE: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.  
    $25.00
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    FUCKING XMAS

    Box Sets
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: It's Christmas. INSIDE: But who the fuck cares? FRONT: Every Christmas I send you a card in the mail. INSIDE: And this year is no fucking different. FRONT: Santa asked me what you wanted for Christmas. INSIDE: I told him to fuck off. FRONT: It's Christmas time. INSIDE: Fuck you and fuck your family. FRONT: I love elves. INSIDE: Those little fuckers know how to party. FRONT: Have yourself a merry little Christmas. INSIDE: And a happy fucking New Year.  
    $25.00
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    XXX RATED

    Box Sets
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: Mr. and Mrs. Claus are perfect together. INSIDE: She let's him do it up the ass. FRONT: Rudolph is the best. INSIDE: He has a really big dick. FRONT: I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. INSIDE: I always knew she was a whore. FRONT: I love Santa. INSIDE: He makes my panties wet. FRONT: Let's go to the North Pole. INSIDE: I hear the orgies are insane. FRONT: I sat on Santa's lap. INSIDE: It gave him a boner.  
    $25.00
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    CHRISTMAS FAVOURITES

    Box Sets
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: I heard you're on Santa's naughty list. INSIDE: Slut. FRONT: I saw Santa last night. INSIDE: He was banging your mom. FRONT: There's only one thing I want for Christmas. INSIDE: You.  Naked. FRONT: I love elves. INSIDE: Those little fuckers know how to party. FRONT: It's true what they say about Christmas. INSIDE: It's fucking awesome. FRONT: It's that time of year again. INSIDE: Fuck.  
    $25.00
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    DEAD HO HO HOBO

    Cards
    Front: We went to see Santa. Back: He smelled like a dead hobo.
    $5.00
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    CRABBY SANTA PANTS

    Cards
    Front: Know what Santa gave me last year? Back: Crabs.
    $5.00
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    LIMITED EDITION

    Cards
    Front: I sat on Santa's lap. Back: It gave him a boner.
    $5.00
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    SNATCH SNIFFER SANTA

    Cards
    Front: I love Santa. Back: He makes my panties wet.
    $5.00
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    BEARD POWER

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    Front: I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Back: I always knew she was a whore.
    $5.00
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    REAR END HER

    Cards
    Front: Mr. and Mrs. Claus are perfect together. Back: She lets him do it up the ass.
    $5.00
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    ASS FACE

    Cards
    Front: Do you believe in Santa? Back: Get your head out your ass. He's not real.
    $5.00
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    BIG BUTT MAMA

    Cards
    Front: Have you ever seen Mrs. Claus? Back: I'd hit that.
    $5.00
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    SANTA’S SHIT STINKS

    Cards
    Front: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk. Back: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom.
    $5.00
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    SANTA IS A BADASS

    Cards
    Front: Grandma got ran over by a reindeer again. Inside: That bitch had it coming.
    $5.00
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    HO HO HO

    Cards
    Front: I waited up all night to see Santa. Back: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.
    $5.00
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    FUCK ME SANTA

    Cards
    Front: Hopefully Santa doesn't forget my house. Back: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night.
    $5.00
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    CREEPY MCCREEPERSON

    Cards
    Front: He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. Back: He must be stalking you.
    $5.00
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