Front: The stockings are hung by the mantel with care.
Inside: Now we’re just waiting for Santa’s fat ass.
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Front: The love you two share is an inspiration.
Inside: It inspires me to never get married.
Front: I’m so excited that you’re having a baby.
Inside: Because I sure as hell don’t want one.
Front: It’s our anniversary.
Inside: And I actually remembered.