Front: The stockings are hung by the mantel with care.
Inside: Now we’re just waiting for Santa’s fat ass.
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Front: You’re having twins?
Inside: Holy fuck.
Front: I’m so excited that you’re having a baby.
Inside: Because I sure as hell don’t want one.
Inside: I knew you couldn’t keep your panties on.