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Can I touch your willy?
Front: Will you be mine?
Back: Say yes or I’ll hurt you.
Front: Thanks for being a great parent.
Back: And not screwing me up too badly.
Front: I really miss you guys.
Back: Just kidding. I almost forgot about you.
Front: I’ve never met anyone quite like you.
Back: And I hope I never have to again. Freak.
Front: This year your birthday is extra special.
Back: So go get laid.