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January 1, 2023
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Belated BirthdayFront: Your birthday just slipped my mind. Inside: I guess I was too busy thinking about your fat ass.$2.00 -
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Box SetsBox set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: We went to see Santa. INSIDE: He smelled like a dead hobo. FRONT: It's Christmas. INSIDE: Too bad Santa hates you. FRONT: Do you believe in Santa? INSIDE: Get your head out your ass. He's not real. FRONT: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk. INSIDE: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom. FRONT: Hopefully Santa doesn't forget my house. INSIDE: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night. FRONT: I waited up all night to see Santa. INSIDE: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.$25.00 -
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Box SetsBox set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: Mr. and Mrs. Claus are perfect together. INSIDE: She let's him do it up the ass. FRONT: Rudolph is the best. INSIDE: He has a really big dick. FRONT: I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. INSIDE: I always knew she was a whore. FRONT: I love Santa. INSIDE: He makes my panties wet. FRONT: Let's go to the North Pole. INSIDE: I hear the orgies are insane. FRONT: I sat on Santa's lap. INSIDE: It gave him a boner.$25.00 -
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CardsFront: Mother's Day is different now that I'm a parent. Back: Not I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.$5.00 -
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CardsFront: Father's Day is different now that I'm a parent. Back: Now I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.$5.00 -
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CardsFront: It's the most wonderful time of year. Back: Though writing in all the cards is a pain in the ass.$5.00 -
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CardsFront: Mr. and Mrs. Claus are perfect together. Back: She lets him do it up the ass.$5.00 -
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CardsFront: Do you believe in Santa? Back: Get your head out your ass. He's not real.$5.00 -
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BirthdayFront: It's your birthday, huh? Inside: Well you can suck my ass. I don't give a damn.$5.00
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAT ASS
Belated BirthdayFront: Your birthday just slipped my mind. Inside: I guess I was too busy thinking about your fat ass.$2.00 -
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SANTA SATAN
Box SetsBox set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: We went to see Santa. INSIDE: He smelled like a dead hobo. FRONT: It's Christmas. INSIDE: Too bad Santa hates you. FRONT: Do you believe in Santa? INSIDE: Get your head out your ass. He's not real. FRONT: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk. INSIDE: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom. FRONT: Hopefully Santa doesn't forget my house. INSIDE: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night. FRONT: I waited up all night to see Santa. INSIDE: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.$25.00 -
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XXX RATED
Box SetsBox set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: Mr. and Mrs. Claus are perfect together. INSIDE: She let's him do it up the ass. FRONT: Rudolph is the best. INSIDE: He has a really big dick. FRONT: I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. INSIDE: I always knew she was a whore. FRONT: I love Santa. INSIDE: He makes my panties wet. FRONT: Let's go to the North Pole. INSIDE: I hear the orgies are insane. FRONT: I sat on Santa's lap. INSIDE: It gave him a boner.$25.00 -
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ASS PAIN
CardsFront: Mother's Day is different now that I'm a parent. Back: Not I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.$5.00 -
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ASS PAIN
CardsFront: Father's Day is different now that I'm a parent. Back: Now I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.$5.00 -
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HOLIDAY CARD
CardsFront: It's the most wonderful time of year. Back: Though writing in all the cards is a pain in the ass.$5.00 -
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REAR END HER
CardsFront: Mr. and Mrs. Claus are perfect together. Back: She lets him do it up the ass.$5.00 -
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ASS FACE
CardsFront: Do you believe in Santa? Back: Get your head out your ass. He's not real.$5.00 -
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BIRTHDAYS ARE OVERRATED
BirthdayFront: It's your birthday, huh? Inside: Well you can suck my ass. I don't give a damn.$5.00
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