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HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAT ASS
Front: Your birthday just slipped my mind. Back: I guess I was too busy thinking about your fat ass.Front: Your birthday just slipped my mind.
Back: I guess I was too busy thinking about your fat ass.$5.00$2.50 Add to cart
I THINK YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE
Front: I think you're an asshole.$6.95 Select optionsFront: I think you’re an asshole.
GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS
Get your head out of your ass.$6.95 Add to cartGet your head out of your ass.
I THINK YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE
Front: I think you're an asshole.
Back:$3.00 Add to cartFront: I think you’re an asshole.
Back:
GET YOUR HEAD OUT YOUR ASS
Front: Get your head out your ass.
Back:$3.00 Add to cartFront: Get your head out your ass.
Back:
SANTA SATAN
Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box.FRONT: We went to see Santa. INSIDE: He smelled like a dead hobo.FRONT: It's Christmas. INSIDE: Too bad Santa hates you.FRONT: Do you believe in Santa? INSIDE: Get your head out your ass. He's not real.FRONT: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk. INSIDE: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom.FRONT: Hopefully Santa doesn't forget my house. INSIDE: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night.FRONT: I waited up all night to see Santa. INSIDE: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.$25.00 Add to cartBox set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box.
FRONT: We went to see Santa.
INSIDE: He smelled like a dead hobo.FRONT: It’s Christmas.
INSIDE: Too bad Santa hates you.FRONT: Do you believe in Santa?
INSIDE: Get your head out your ass. He’s not real.FRONT: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk.
INSIDE: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom.FRONT: Hopefully Santa doesn’t forget my house.
INSIDE: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night.FRONT: I waited up all night to see Santa.
INSIDE: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.
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Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box.FRONT: Mr. and Mrs. Claus are perfect together. INSIDE: She let's him do it up the ass.FRONT: Rudolph is the best. INSIDE: He has a really big dick.FRONT: I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. INSIDE: I always knew she was a whore.FRONT: I love Santa. INSIDE: He makes my panties wet.FRONT: Let's go to the North Pole. INSIDE: I hear the orgies are insane.FRONT: I sat on Santa's lap. INSIDE: It gave him a boner.$25.00 Add to cartBox set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box.
FRONT: Mr. and Mrs. Claus are perfect together.
INSIDE: She let’s him do it up the ass.FRONT: Rudolph is the best.
INSIDE: He has a really big dick.FRONT: I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus.
INSIDE: I always knew she was a whore.FRONT: I love Santa.
INSIDE: He makes my panties wet.FRONT: Let’s go to the North Pole.
INSIDE: I hear the orgies are insane.FRONT: I sat on Santa’s lap.
INSIDE: It gave him a boner.
ASS PAIN
Front: Mother's Day is different now that I'm a parent. Back: Not I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Mother’s Day is different now that I’m a parent.
Back: Not I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.
ASS PAIN
Front: Father's Day is different now that I'm a parent. Back: Now I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Father’s Day is different now that I’m a parent.
Back: Now I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.
HOLIDAY CARD
Front: It's the most wonderful time of year. Back: Though writing in all the cards is a pain in the ass.$5.00 Add to cartFront: It’s the most wonderful time of year.
Back: Though writing in all the cards is a pain in the ass.
REAR END HER
Front: Mr. and Mrs. Claus are perfect together. Back: She lets him do it up the ass.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Mr. and Mrs. Claus are perfect together.
Back: She lets him do it up the ass.
ASS FACE
Front: Do you believe in Santa? Back: Get your head out your ass. He's not real.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Do you believe in Santa?
Back: Get your head out your ass. He’s not real.
