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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAT ASS

    Belated Birthday
    Front: Your birthday just slipped my mind. Inside: I guess I was too busy thinking about your fat ass.
    $2.00
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    I THINK YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE

    Coaster
    Front: I think you're an asshole.
    $6.95
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    GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS

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    Get your head out of your ass.
    $6.95
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    KISS MY ASS

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    Kiss my ass.
    $3.00
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    I SHOULD KICK YOUR ASS

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    I should kick your ass.
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    NO ONE LIKES A SMARTASS

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    No one likes a smartass.
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    I THINK YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE

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    I think you're an asshole.
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    GET YOUR HEAD OUT YOUR ASS

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    Get your head out your ass.
    $3.00
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    DUMBASS

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    Dumbass.
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    ASSHOLE

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    Asshole.
    $3.00
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    SANTA SATAN

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    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: We went to see Santa. INSIDE: He smelled like a dead hobo. FRONT: It's Christmas. INSIDE: Too bad Santa hates you. FRONT: Do you believe in Santa? INSIDE: Get your head out your ass.  He's not real. FRONT: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk. INSIDE: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom. FRONT: Hopefully Santa doesn't forget my house. INSIDE: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night. FRONT: I waited up all night to see Santa. INSIDE: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.  
    $25.00
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    XXX RATED

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    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: Mr. and Mrs. Claus are perfect together. INSIDE: She let's him do it up the ass. FRONT: Rudolph is the best. INSIDE: He has a really big dick. FRONT: I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. INSIDE: I always knew she was a whore. FRONT: I love Santa. INSIDE: He makes my panties wet. FRONT: Let's go to the North Pole. INSIDE: I hear the orgies are insane. FRONT: I sat on Santa's lap. INSIDE: It gave him a boner.  
    $25.00
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    ASS PAIN

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    Front: Mother's Day is different now that I'm a parent. Back: Not I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.
    $5.00
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    ASS PAIN

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    Front: Father's Day is different now that I'm a parent. Back: Now I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.
    $5.00
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    HOLIDAY CARD

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    Front: It's the most wonderful time of year. Back: Though writing in all the cards is a pain in the ass.
    $5.00
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    REAR END HER

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    Front: Mr. and Mrs. Claus are perfect together. Back: She lets him do it up the ass.
    $5.00
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    ASS FACE

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    Front: Do you believe in Santa? Back: Get your head out your ass. He's not real.
    $5.00
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    BIRTHDAYS ARE OVERRATED

    Birthday
    Front: It's your birthday, huh? Inside: Well you can suck my ass. I don't give a damn.
    $5.00

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  • Sale!
    Quick View

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAT ASS

    Belated Birthday
    Front: Your birthday just slipped my mind. Inside: I guess I was too busy thinking about your fat ass.
    $2.00
  • Out Of Stock
    Quick View

    I THINK YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE

    Coaster
    Front: I think you're an asshole.
    $6.95
  • Out Of Stock
    Quick View

    GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS

    Coaster
    Get your head out of your ass.
    $6.95
  • Quick View

    KISS MY ASS

    Everyday Magnets
    Kiss my ass.
    $3.00
  • Quick View

    I SHOULD KICK YOUR ASS

    Everyday Magnets
    I should kick your ass.
    $3.00
  • Quick View

    NO ONE LIKES A SMARTASS

    Everyday Magnets
    No one likes a smartass.
    $3.00
  • Quick View

    I THINK YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE

    Everyday Magnets
    I think you're an asshole.
    $3.00
  • Quick View

    GET YOUR HEAD OUT YOUR ASS

    Everyday Magnets
    Get your head out your ass.
    $3.00
  • Quick View

    DUMBASS

    Everyday Magnets
    Dumbass.
    $3.00
  • Quick View

    ASSHOLE

    Everyday Magnets
    Asshole.
    $3.00
  • Out Of Stock
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    SANTA SATAN

    Box Sets
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: We went to see Santa. INSIDE: He smelled like a dead hobo. FRONT: It's Christmas. INSIDE: Too bad Santa hates you. FRONT: Do you believe in Santa? INSIDE: Get your head out your ass.  He's not real. FRONT: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk. INSIDE: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom. FRONT: Hopefully Santa doesn't forget my house. INSIDE: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night. FRONT: I waited up all night to see Santa. INSIDE: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.  
    $25.00
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    XXX RATED

    Box Sets
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: Mr. and Mrs. Claus are perfect together. INSIDE: She let's him do it up the ass. FRONT: Rudolph is the best. INSIDE: He has a really big dick. FRONT: I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. INSIDE: I always knew she was a whore. FRONT: I love Santa. INSIDE: He makes my panties wet. FRONT: Let's go to the North Pole. INSIDE: I hear the orgies are insane. FRONT: I sat on Santa's lap. INSIDE: It gave him a boner.  
    $25.00
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    ASS PAIN

    Cards
    Front: Mother's Day is different now that I'm a parent. Back: Not I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.
    $5.00
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    ASS PAIN

    Cards
    Front: Father's Day is different now that I'm a parent. Back: Now I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.
    $5.00
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    HOLIDAY CARD

    Cards
    Front: It's the most wonderful time of year. Back: Though writing in all the cards is a pain in the ass.
    $5.00
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    REAR END HER

    Cards
    Front: Mr. and Mrs. Claus are perfect together. Back: She lets him do it up the ass.
    $5.00
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    ASS FACE

    Cards
    Front: Do you believe in Santa? Back: Get your head out your ass. He's not real.
    $5.00
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    BIRTHDAYS ARE OVERRATED

    Birthday
    Front: It's your birthday, huh? Inside: Well you can suck my ass. I don't give a damn.
    $5.00
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