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    SANTA SATAN

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    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: We went to see Santa. INSIDE: He smelled like a dead hobo. FRONT: It's Christmas. INSIDE: Too bad Santa hates you. FRONT: Do you believe in Santa? INSIDE: Get your head out your ass.  He's not real. FRONT: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk. INSIDE: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom. FRONT: Hopefully Santa doesn't forget my house. INSIDE: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night. FRONT: I waited up all night to see Santa. INSIDE: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.  
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    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: Mr. and Mrs. Claus are perfect together. INSIDE: She let's him do it up the ass. FRONT: Rudolph is the best. INSIDE: He has a really big dick. FRONT: I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. INSIDE: I always knew she was a whore. FRONT: I love Santa. INSIDE: He makes my panties wet. FRONT: Let's go to the North Pole. INSIDE: I hear the orgies are insane. FRONT: I sat on Santa's lap. INSIDE: It gave him a boner.  
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    HOOKERS

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    Front: Don't worry about being alone on Valentine's Day. Inside: That's what hookers are for.
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    SETTLE DOWN MAN

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    Front: You've finally retired. Back: I guess that leaves more time for whoring around.
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    PANDAS LOVE HOOKERS

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    Front: Missing you is the hardest thing I've ever done. Back: So last night I got a hooker.
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    WHORE CEO

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    Front: Heard you got that job. Back: So is hooking just a part-time thing now?
    $5.00
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    DONKEY SEX FUN TIME

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    Front: Let's pin the tail on the donkey. Back: Then we'll watch it have sex with a hooker.
    $5.00
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    YOU ARE A WHORE

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    Front: Hello. Back: Whore.
    $5.00
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    JUST SAY NO

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    Front: Let's go celebrate. Back: I'll get the hookers. You get the blow.
    $5.00
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    BEARD POWER

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    Front: I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Back: I always knew she was a whore.
    $5.00
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    HO HO HO

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    Front: I waited up all night to see Santa. Back: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.
    $5.00
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    WHORES R US

    Birthday
    Front: We found you an amazing birthday gift. Inside: But somehow a two-dollar whole didn't seem appropriate.
    $5.00

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  • Quick View
  • Sale!
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    WHORSE

    Painting $15.00
  • Quick View

    WHORE

    Everyday Magnets
    Whore.
    $3.00
  • Out Of Stock
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    SANTA SATAN

    Box Sets
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: We went to see Santa. INSIDE: He smelled like a dead hobo. FRONT: It's Christmas. INSIDE: Too bad Santa hates you. FRONT: Do you believe in Santa? INSIDE: Get your head out your ass.  He's not real. FRONT: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk. INSIDE: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom. FRONT: Hopefully Santa doesn't forget my house. INSIDE: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night. FRONT: I waited up all night to see Santa. INSIDE: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.  
    $25.00
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    XXX RATED

    Box Sets
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: Mr. and Mrs. Claus are perfect together. INSIDE: She let's him do it up the ass. FRONT: Rudolph is the best. INSIDE: He has a really big dick. FRONT: I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. INSIDE: I always knew she was a whore. FRONT: I love Santa. INSIDE: He makes my panties wet. FRONT: Let's go to the North Pole. INSIDE: I hear the orgies are insane. FRONT: I sat on Santa's lap. INSIDE: It gave him a boner.  
    $25.00
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    HOOKERS

    Cards
    Front: Don't worry about being alone on Valentine's Day. Inside: That's what hookers are for.
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    SETTLE DOWN MAN

    Cards
    Front: You've finally retired. Back: I guess that leaves more time for whoring around.
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    PANDAS LOVE HOOKERS

    Cards
    Front: Missing you is the hardest thing I've ever done. Back: So last night I got a hooker.
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    WHORE CEO

    Cards
    Front: Heard you got that job. Back: So is hooking just a part-time thing now?
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    DONKEY SEX FUN TIME

    Cards
    Front: Let's pin the tail on the donkey. Back: Then we'll watch it have sex with a hooker.
    $5.00
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    YOU ARE A WHORE

    Cards
    Front: Hello. Back: Whore.
    $5.00
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    JUST SAY NO

    Cards
    Front: Let's go celebrate. Back: I'll get the hookers. You get the blow.
    $5.00
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    BEARD POWER

    Cards
    Front: I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Back: I always knew she was a whore.
    $5.00
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    HO HO HO

    Cards
    Front: I waited up all night to see Santa. Back: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.
    $5.00
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    WHORES R US

    Birthday
    Front: We found you an amazing birthday gift. Inside: But somehow a two-dollar whole didn't seem appropriate.
    $5.00
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