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Box SetsBox set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: We went to see Santa. INSIDE: He smelled like a dead hobo. FRONT: It's Christmas. INSIDE: Too bad Santa hates you. FRONT: Do you believe in Santa? INSIDE: Get your head out your ass. He's not real. FRONT: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk. INSIDE: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom. FRONT: Hopefully Santa doesn't forget my house. INSIDE: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night. FRONT: I waited up all night to see Santa. INSIDE: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.$27.00 -
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Box SetsBox set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. INSIDE: He must be stalking you. FRONT: Grandmas got ran over by a reindeer again. INSIDE: That bitch had it coming. FRONT: You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen? INSIDE: They're assholes. FRONT: 'Tis the season. INSIDE: To get chubby. FRONT: Have a holly, jolly Christmas. INSIDE: By getting druuuuunk. FRONT: We went to see Santa. INSIDE: He smelled like a dead hobo.$27.00 -
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CardsFront: Retirement is an important step in a person's life. Inside: It's also the last step before death.$5.00 -
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CardsFront: My heart skips a beat every time I see you. Inside: Do you think I'm dying?$5.00 -
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Belated BirthdayFront: I can't believe I missed your birthday. Inside: You better not miss mine or I'll fucking kill you.$5.00 -
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BirthdayFront: This birthday is a big one. Inside: So don't go dying on us.$5.00 -
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BirthdayFront: Congratulations on another birthday. Inside: At your age most people are dead.$5.00
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DEAD OR ALIVE
CardsFront: Happy Father's Day. Inside: Thanks for all the shit you did to keep me alive.$5.50 -
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CANCEL THIS SHIT
CardsFront: Did you hear the news? Inside: Santa died. Christmas is cancelled.$5.50 -
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SANTA SATAN
Box SetsBox set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: We went to see Santa. INSIDE: He smelled like a dead hobo. FRONT: It's Christmas. INSIDE: Too bad Santa hates you. FRONT: Do you believe in Santa? INSIDE: Get your head out your ass. He's not real. FRONT: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk. INSIDE: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom. FRONT: Hopefully Santa doesn't forget my house. INSIDE: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night. FRONT: I waited up all night to see Santa. INSIDE: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.$27.00 -
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BEST OF CHRISTMAS
Box SetsBox set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. INSIDE: He must be stalking you. FRONT: Grandmas got ran over by a reindeer again. INSIDE: That bitch had it coming. FRONT: You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen? INSIDE: They're assholes. FRONT: 'Tis the season. INSIDE: To get chubby. FRONT: Have a holly, jolly Christmas. INSIDE: By getting druuuuunk. FRONT: We went to see Santa. INSIDE: He smelled like a dead hobo.$27.00 -
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SOON IT WILL ALL END
CardsFront: Retirement is an important step in a person's life. Inside: It's also the last step before death.$5.00 -
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DOCTOR OF LOVE
CardsFront: My heart skips a beat every time I see you. Inside: Do you think I'm dying?$5.00 -
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I WON’T KILL YOU
Belated BirthdayFront: I can't believe I missed your birthday. Inside: You better not miss mine or I'll fucking kill you.$5.00 -
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BIG HEAD BIGGER EGO
BirthdayFront: This birthday is a big one. Inside: So don't go dying on us.$5.00 -
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ZEBRA IS A COOL WORD
BirthdayFront: Congratulations on another birthday. Inside: At your age most people are dead.$5.00
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