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    CANCEL THIS SHIT

    Cards
    Front: Did you hear the news? Inside: Santa died.  Christmas is cancelled.
    $5.00
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    I FEEL DEAD INSIDE

    Coaster
    I feel dead inside.
    $6.95
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    I FEEL DEAD INSIDE

    Everyday Magnets
    I feel dead inside.
    $3.00
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    SANTA SATAN

    Box Sets
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: We went to see Santa. INSIDE: He smelled like a dead hobo. FRONT: It's Christmas. INSIDE: Too bad Santa hates you. FRONT: Do you believe in Santa? INSIDE: Get your head out your ass.  He's not real. FRONT: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk. INSIDE: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom. FRONT: Hopefully Santa doesn't forget my house. INSIDE: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night. FRONT: I waited up all night to see Santa. INSIDE: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.  
    $25.00
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    BEST OF CHRISTMAS

    Box Sets
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: He sees you when you're sleeping.  He knows when you're awake. INSIDE: He must be stalking you. FRONT: Grandmas got ran over by a reindeer again. INSIDE: That bitch had it coming. FRONT: You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen? INSIDE: They're assholes. FRONT: 'Tis the season. INSIDE: To get chubby. FRONT: Have a holly, jolly Christmas. INSIDE: By getting druuuuunk. FRONT: We went to see Santa. INSIDE: He smelled like a dead hobo.  
    $25.00
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    ROBOTS NEVER DIE

    Cards
    Front: Congratulations. Back: I always thought you'd die alone.
    $5.00
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    SOON IT WILL ALL END

    Cards
    Front: Retirement is an important step in a person's life. Back: It's also the last step before death.
    $5.00
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    DOCTOR OF LOVE

    Cards
    Front: My heart skips a beat every time I see you. Inside: Do you think I'm dying?
    $5.00
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    DEAD HO HO HOBO

    Cards
    Front: We went to see Santa. Back: He smelled like a dead hobo.
    $5.00
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    WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE

    Bon Voyage
    Front: Bon voyage. Inside: Try to come back alive.
    $5.00
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    I WON’T KILL YOU

    Belated Birthday
    Front: I can't believe I missed your birthday. Inside: You better not miss mine or I'll fucking kill you.
    $5.00
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    DEAD BEAT

    Birthday
    Front: Happy birthday. Inside: Think you'll make it to the next one?
    $5.00
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    DIE BITCH DIE

    Birthday
    Front: Happy Birthday. Inside: I hope you choke on your cake and die.
    $5.00
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    BIG HEAD BIGGER EGO

    Birthday
    Front: This birthday is a big one. Inside: So don't go dying on us.
    $5.00
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    ZEBRA IS A COOL WORD

    Birthday
    Front: Congratulations on another birthday. Inside: At your age most people are dead.
    $5.00

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  • Quick View

    CANCEL THIS SHIT

    Cards
    Front: Did you hear the news? Inside: Santa died.  Christmas is cancelled.
    $5.00
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    I FEEL DEAD INSIDE

    Coaster
    I feel dead inside.
    $6.95
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    I FEEL DEAD INSIDE

    Everyday Magnets
    I feel dead inside.
    $3.00
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    SANTA SATAN

    Box Sets
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: We went to see Santa. INSIDE: He smelled like a dead hobo. FRONT: It's Christmas. INSIDE: Too bad Santa hates you. FRONT: Do you believe in Santa? INSIDE: Get your head out your ass.  He's not real. FRONT: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk. INSIDE: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom. FRONT: Hopefully Santa doesn't forget my house. INSIDE: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night. FRONT: I waited up all night to see Santa. INSIDE: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.  
    $25.00
  • Out Of Stock
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    BEST OF CHRISTMAS

    Box Sets
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: He sees you when you're sleeping.  He knows when you're awake. INSIDE: He must be stalking you. FRONT: Grandmas got ran over by a reindeer again. INSIDE: That bitch had it coming. FRONT: You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen? INSIDE: They're assholes. FRONT: 'Tis the season. INSIDE: To get chubby. FRONT: Have a holly, jolly Christmas. INSIDE: By getting druuuuunk. FRONT: We went to see Santa. INSIDE: He smelled like a dead hobo.  
    $25.00
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    ROBOTS NEVER DIE

    Cards
    Front: Congratulations. Back: I always thought you'd die alone.
    $5.00
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    SOON IT WILL ALL END

    Cards
    Front: Retirement is an important step in a person's life. Back: It's also the last step before death.
    $5.00
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    DOCTOR OF LOVE

    Cards
    Front: My heart skips a beat every time I see you. Inside: Do you think I'm dying?
    $5.00
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    DEAD HO HO HOBO

    Cards
    Front: We went to see Santa. Back: He smelled like a dead hobo.
    $5.00
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    WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE

    Bon Voyage
    Front: Bon voyage. Inside: Try to come back alive.
    $5.00
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    I WON’T KILL YOU

    Belated Birthday
    Front: I can't believe I missed your birthday. Inside: You better not miss mine or I'll fucking kill you.
    $5.00
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    DEAD BEAT

    Birthday
    Front: Happy birthday. Inside: Think you'll make it to the next one?
    $5.00
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    DIE BITCH DIE

    Birthday
    Front: Happy Birthday. Inside: I hope you choke on your cake and die.
    $5.00
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    BIG HEAD BIGGER EGO

    Birthday
    Front: This birthday is a big one. Inside: So don't go dying on us.
    $5.00
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    ZEBRA IS A COOL WORD

    Birthday
    Front: Congratulations on another birthday. Inside: At your age most people are dead.
    $5.00
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