Birthday
NO CASH VALUE
Front: Everyone loves getting money in a card. Back: But I don't want to put a dollar value on our relationship.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Everyone loves getting money in a card.
Back: But I don’t want to put a dollar value on our relationship.
CRAZY SHIT
Front: You deserve to be celebrated. Back: You do a lot of crazy shit... And you're still alive.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You deserve to be celebrated.
Back: You do a lot of crazy shit… And you’re still alive.
TOO MUCH MOOLA
Front: We found you the perfect birthday gift. Back: It was expensive. So we didn't buy it.$5.00 Add to cartFront: We found you the perfect birthday gift.
Back: It was expensive. So we didn’t buy it.
COME CUM
Front: Your birthday is coming... Back: And I will make you cum on your birthday.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Your birthday is coming…
Back: And I will make you cum on your birthday.GIMME CAKE
Front: Thanks for inviting me to your birthday party. Back: Now where's the cake?Front: Thanks for inviting me to your birthday party.
Back: Now where’s the cake?$5.00$2.50 Add to cartSTOP GETTING OLD
Front: Every year you get older. Back: And every year I like you less.Front: Every year you get older.
Back: And every year I like you less.$5.00$2.50 Add to cart
NOT AN AGELESS BEAUTY
Front: You haven't aged a day since we met. Back: But you looked old back then.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You haven’t aged a day since we met.
Back: But you looked old back then.
CARD CARD GIFT CARD
Front: Want your birthday gift? Back: Here's a gift card. Go get it.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Want your birthday gift?
Back: Here’s a gift card. Go get it.
NATALIE LIKES OWLS
Front: You're a real hoot. Back: Oops, I mean ho. You're a real ho.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’re a real hoot.
Back: Oops, I mean ho. You’re a real ho.
FUCKING BIRTHDAYS
Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box.FRONT: Happy Birthday. INSIDE: Holy fuck, you're old.FRONT: It's your birthday. INSIDE: Whoop-dee-fucking-doo.FRONT: Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. INSIDE: Shut the fuck up.FRONT: You only live once. INSIDE: Too bad you already fucked up.FRONT: May all your birthday wishes come true. INSIDE: Except for that one. You fucking pervert.FRONT: Have a very happy birthday. INSIDE: Or don't. I don't fucking care.$25.00 Add to cartBox set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box.
FRONT: Happy Birthday.
INSIDE: Holy fuck, you’re old.FRONT: It’s your birthday.
INSIDE: Whoop-dee-fucking-doo.FRONT: Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
INSIDE: Shut the fuck up.FRONT: You only live once.
INSIDE: Too bad you already fucked up.FRONT: May all your birthday wishes come true.
INSIDE: Except for that one.
You fucking pervert.FRONT: Have a very happy birthday.
INSIDE: Or don’t.
I don’t fucking care.
THE ESSENTIALS
Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box.FRONT: Thank you. INSIDE: You're fucking awesome.FRONT: Let's celebrate. INSIDE: I'll get the hookers. You get the blow.FRONT: It's great that you two found each other. INSIDE: Weirdos gotta stick together.FRONT: Babies are great. INSIDE: Unless you get one of the weird looking ones.FRONT: Happy birthday. INSIDE: Holy fuck, you're old.FRONT: Another year older. INSIDE: And you're still an asshole.$25.00 Add to cartBox set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box.
FRONT: Thank you.
INSIDE: You’re fucking awesome.FRONT: Let’s celebrate.
INSIDE: I’ll get the hookers. You get the blow.FRONT: It’s great that you two found each other.
INSIDE: Weirdos gotta stick together.FRONT: Babies are great.
INSIDE: Unless you get one of the weird looking ones.FRONT: Happy birthday.
INSIDE: Holy fuck, you’re old.FRONT: Another year older.
INSIDE: And you’re still an asshole.
BEST OF BIRTHDAYS
Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box.FRONT: It's your birthday. INSIDE: So go fuck yourself.FRONT: Make a wish and blow out your candles. INSIDE: Then blow yourself. Cocksucker.FRONT: I heard it's your birthday. INSIDE: I also heard I don't give a shit.FRONT: You always throw the best birthday parties. INSIDE: Is it to make up for your small penis?FRONT: Have a happy birthday. INSIDE: Or rot in hell you old bastard.FRONT: You know who loves birthday parties? INSIDE: Little sissies.$25.00 Add to cartBox set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box.
FRONT: It’s your birthday.
INSIDE: So go fuck yourself.FRONT: Make a wish and blow out your candles.
INSIDE: Then blow yourself. Cocksucker.FRONT: I heard it’s your birthday.
INSIDE: I also heard I don’t give a shit.FRONT: You always throw the best birthday parties.
INSIDE: Is it to make up for your small penis?FRONT: Have a happy birthday.
INSIDE: Or rot in hell you old bastard.FRONT: You know who loves birthday parties?
INSIDE: Little sissies.
BITCH PARTY
Front: It's party time. Back: Where my bitches at?$5.00 Add to cartFront: It’s party time.
Back: Where my bitches at?
JUST SAY NO
Front: Let's go celebrate. Back: I'll get the hookers. You get the blow.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Let’s go celebrate.
Back: I’ll get the hookers. You get the blow.
MISTAKES HAPPEN
Front: Let's celebrate your birth. Back: Even though you were an unplanned pregnancy.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Let’s celebrate your birth.
Back: Even though you were an unplanned pregnancy.
WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY
Front: It's your birthday. Back: Or was your birthday? Or is almost your birthday? When the fuck is your birthday?$5.00 Add to cartFront: It’s your birthday.
Back: Or was your birthday? Or is almost your birthday? When the fuck is your birthday?
