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    WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY

    Birthday
    Front: It's your birthday. Inside: Or was your birthday? Or is almost your birthday? When the fuck is your birthday?
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    DEFINITELY TOO OLD

    Birthday
    Front: A piece of birthday advice for you? Inside: Start lying about your age.
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    OLD BROAD

    Birthday
    Front: Happy Birthday. Inside: You old broad.
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    MOMMY’S VAG

    Birthday
    Front: Your birthday is a reason to celebrate. Inside: Celebrate coming out of your mom's vagina.
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    DEAD BEAT

    Birthday
    Front: Happy birthday. Inside: Think you'll make it to the next one?
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    ANOTHER FUCKING DAY

    Birthday
    Front: Have a very happy birthday. Inside: Or don't. I don't fucking care.
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    MEAT AND MORE MEAT

    Birthday
    Front: It's time to celebrate you. Inside: Dinner and a bj?
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    DRINK DRANK DRUNK

    Birthday
    Front: Another birthday. Inside: Another reason to get shit-faced.
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    OLD AND UGLY

    Birthday
    Front: Getting old is hard. Inside: Especially when you start looking like shit.
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    DIRTY DREAMS

    Birthday
    Front: May all your birthday wishes come true. Inside: You fucking pervert.
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    NOW YOU HAVE NOTHING

    Birthday
    Front: What do you get for someone who has everything? Inside: Nothing.
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    WHORES R US

    Birthday
    Front: We found you an amazing birthday gift. Inside: But somehow a two-dollar whole didn't seem appropriate.
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    WE’RE ALL CHEAPSKATES

    Birthday
    Front: We decided to all chip in for your birthday. Inside: This card is pretty great, huh?
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    SKUNKS LIKE IT DIRTY

    Birthday
    Front: This year your birthday is extra special. Inside: So go get laid.
    $5.00
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    SUGAR TITS

    Birthday
    Front: For your birthday how about a nice dinner and some dancing? Inside: You're paying.
    $5.00
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    FUCK FRIENDS

    Birthday
    Front: I always remember to give you a card for your birthday. Inside: You don't have many friends, so it's the least I can do.
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    BEER BOOBS BABES

    Birthday
    Front: Kids have the best birthday parties. Inside: But they never remember the beer.
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    SOMETHING BETTER

    Birthday
    Front: Let's celebrate your special day. Inside: Actually, nevermind. I have something better to do.
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    OLD TIMERS

    Birthday
    Front: I can't believe it's already your birthday. Inside: You're getting really old really fast.
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    SMALL PENIS

    Birthday
    Front: You always throw the best birthday parties. Inside: Is it to make up for your small penis?
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    DIE BITCH DIE

    Birthday
    Front: Happy Birthday. Inside: I hope you choke on your cake and die.
    $1.00
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    VALUE MEAL

    Birthday
    Front: Here's a birthday card. Inside: Don't expect a gift. This is it.
    $5.00
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    WISH BITCH

    Birthday
    Front: Remember to make a wish before you blow out your candles. Inside: Maybe ask for a new face. Yours is looking a little rough.
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    BIRTHDAYS ARE OVERRATED

    Birthday
    Front: It's your birthday, huh? Inside: Well you can suck my ass. I don't give a damn.
    $5.00

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    WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY

    Birthday
    Front: It's your birthday. Inside: Or was your birthday? Or is almost your birthday? When the fuck is your birthday?
    $5.50
  • Quick View

    DEFINITELY TOO OLD

    Birthday
    Front: A piece of birthday advice for you? Inside: Start lying about your age.
    $5.50
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    OLD BROAD

    Birthday
    Front: Happy Birthday. Inside: You old broad.
    $5.00
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    MOMMY’S VAG

    Birthday
    Front: Your birthday is a reason to celebrate. Inside: Celebrate coming out of your mom's vagina.
    $5.00
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    DEAD BEAT

    Birthday
    Front: Happy birthday. Inside: Think you'll make it to the next one?
    $5.50
  • Quick View

    ANOTHER FUCKING DAY

    Birthday
    Front: Have a very happy birthday. Inside: Or don't. I don't fucking care.
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    MEAT AND MORE MEAT

    Birthday
    Front: It's time to celebrate you. Inside: Dinner and a bj?
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    DRINK DRANK DRUNK

    Birthday
    Front: Another birthday. Inside: Another reason to get shit-faced.
    $5.00
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    OLD AND UGLY

    Birthday
    Front: Getting old is hard. Inside: Especially when you start looking like shit.
    $5.00
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    DIRTY DREAMS

    Birthday
    Front: May all your birthday wishes come true. Inside: You fucking pervert.
    $5.00
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    NOW YOU HAVE NOTHING

    Birthday
    Front: What do you get for someone who has everything? Inside: Nothing.
    $5.50
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    WHORES R US

    Birthday
    Front: We found you an amazing birthday gift. Inside: But somehow a two-dollar whole didn't seem appropriate.
    $5.00
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    WE’RE ALL CHEAPSKATES

    Birthday
    Front: We decided to all chip in for your birthday. Inside: This card is pretty great, huh?
    $5.50
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    SKUNKS LIKE IT DIRTY

    Birthday
    Front: This year your birthday is extra special. Inside: So go get laid.
    $5.00
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    SUGAR TITS

    Birthday
    Front: For your birthday how about a nice dinner and some dancing? Inside: You're paying.
    $5.00
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    FUCK FRIENDS

    Birthday
    Front: I always remember to give you a card for your birthday. Inside: You don't have many friends, so it's the least I can do.
    $5.50
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    BEER BOOBS BABES

    Birthday
    Front: Kids have the best birthday parties. Inside: But they never remember the beer.
    $5.00
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    SOMETHING BETTER

    Birthday
    Front: Let's celebrate your special day. Inside: Actually, nevermind. I have something better to do.
    $5.00
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    OLD TIMERS

    Birthday
    Front: I can't believe it's already your birthday. Inside: You're getting really old really fast.
    $5.00
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    SMALL PENIS

    Birthday
    Front: You always throw the best birthday parties. Inside: Is it to make up for your small penis?
    $5.00
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    DIE BITCH DIE

    Birthday
    Front: Happy Birthday. Inside: I hope you choke on your cake and die.
    $1.00
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    VALUE MEAL

    Birthday
    Front: Here's a birthday card. Inside: Don't expect a gift. This is it.
    $5.00
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    WISH BITCH

    Birthday
    Front: Remember to make a wish before you blow out your candles. Inside: Maybe ask for a new face. Yours is looking a little rough.
    $5.00
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    BIRTHDAYS ARE OVERRATED

    Birthday
    Front: It's your birthday, huh? Inside: Well you can suck my ass. I don't give a damn.
    $5.00
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